America's Estate Sale For Obama: What Will You Sell?



Americans who will sell anything and everything to support Obama have come up with a new plan: a National Yard Sale for Obama on September 22-23. With slogans like "a million waffle irons strong" it's getting symbolic. Anything goes and everything must go. Sell the entire contents of your home - it's bound to be redistributed anyway, or stolen after your house becomes a crack den after the election.
Among the suggested items to sell are Ace of Base tapes and unicycles. What would you suggest Americans should sell (stuff they don't need anyway) to help Obama?
Ushanka tip to Laika the Space Dog and Navigator


The Obamunists are making it very hard on the United Satire Workers of America. How can we go on writing when they keep stealing our ideas and illegally sell them in a black market? But it's OK, I guess, if it's For the Children™


You Must Buy Something "Stupidly" From An Obama Yard Sale Before You Can Find Out What it Is!




On another note, was there the proper number of people of color in that video in order to represent the diverse, multicultural makeup of our country? I couldn't help but notice that the one African-American fellow with the golf club was being treated like a buffoon. Isn't that racist?


But I’ll bet I could also make a LOT of money by putting up my Obamabilia for sale! Four years ago I was told that all things Obama were destined to become priceless heirlooms and collectors’ items, so just think of how much I could make for the Obama campaign if I sold them! Stuff like my Bottle of Hope, Obama Victory Plate with its own display stand, the Obama commemorative coins that are real genuine quarters covered with colored Obama stickers, and the Topps Obama Trading Cards (Inaugural Edition).
I’m still waiting for Topps to issue the Apology Tour Edition, the Vacation Edition, and the Golf Edition. They did send me two boxes, one labeled Jobs Edition and the other Intel Briefing Edition, but they were both empty.


Please fill out these forms in triplicate. For those who cannot wait for the two weeks processing or cannot obtain the necessary papers for Chicago Resident Identification (TWO YEARS PROOF), enclose a Federal Reserve Note with the likeness of Benjamin Franklin and put to the attn: Mayor Rahm Emmanuel.


As for us, we have at least six waffle irons that could be sold to the Glorious State for their own uses. Though obviously we hate the idea of selling anything if we can help it.....After all, you see, it's that bloody KAPITALISM.....UUUGGGH...
P.S. Laika, that idea MUST be implemented across ALL 57 states immediately. We cannot have people selling who-knows-what even if it IS for the good of the Great Leader. Pull some strings—literally if you have to.






Fhalkyn
[It] is not *spit* KKKapitalism! [...] though it bears an uncanny resemblance.Thank












I don't know what's left except standing on a street corner with a crudely lettered cardboard sign that reads, "Will work for donation to Obama campaign."



Comrades!
Life imitates the People's Cube for the umpteenth time.
Not being a California resident I started looking for local permits in California cities for yard/garage/rummage sales permits. The don't exist. Noooo...California is way more Proggie than the rest of the union. It's a state thing which I'm sure cuts down on local "graft" .
*sigh*
Yes, in California if you want to have a "rummage" sale, you need a temporary permit from the state BOARD OF EQUALIZATION!
What on Earth could be more equal than the BOE? Nothing, I say!


And in the spirit of Dearest Leader and all things progressive I've decided to sell my kapitalist pigs {spit} neighbors stuff while they are at work.{spit}.
Another 4 years is thanks enough, Comrades.


Laika the Space Dog

Yes, in California if you want to have a "rummage" sale, you need a temporary permit from the state BOARD OF EQUALIZATION!
What on Earth could be more equal than the BOE? Nothing, I say!
Did you read the FAQs on that thing, Space Dog? They require a driver's license--i.e., a PHOTO ID to get a permit!
Quote:
Why do you need a copy of my driver’s license?When it is required, it is used to ensure the accuracy of the information provided and to protect against fraudulent use of your identification.
That means poor people, old people, minorities,
This is fundraising suppression!





... provided anyone in the Obama administration can tell which is which.