R.O.C.K. in the USSAComrade Putout, I have always loved that Robert Palmer video - well done!
ThePeoplesComradeI think that Julia is getting more than me.
R.O.C.K. in the USSAComrade putout, for some reason I've always thought your kitteh would be more like this one...
Comrade_TovarichPrior to that, the sails of Marxism-Leninism will, tacking in the face of the reactionary conservative flatus like a yacht astride the pelagic depths of petit bourgeois human history, guide the New Soviet Shems to the welcoming, nurturing, providing, and sheltered berth of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.Comrade, may I quote you on that? And I DO mean word for word :)
TovarichBy hammering the toes of oppressive metrics can the immeasurably superior thought of Marxism-Leninism effect an empirical change for social justice, come the Revolution. Prior to that, the sails of Marxism-Leninism will, tacking in the face of the reactionary conservative flatus like a yacht astride the pelagic depths of petit bourgeois human history, guide the New Soviet Shems to the welcoming, nurturing, providing, and sheltered berth of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.
Lenin 'n' ThingsFantastic, Putout!! I love this!! Our darling Entertainer in Chief has never looked sexier!
Father Prog TheocritusPutout! I had no idea that you so favored our Many Titted Empress! What a fortunate visage you have. But do you not think that it is sexist? After all, commercials these days don't show boys except in some sort of remediation, and it is not certain that they are meant to be fed.
Ivan BetinovThe question is, how do we pry him off of the Mom tit and onto the governemnt tit?
Tovarichithe selfish little bastard has been there all evening....every time I check (and I do check often) he's still latched on, and this line isn't getting any shorter.
R.O.C.K. in the USSAI'm with Tovarichi - this line hasn't moved in 4 hours, and I'M HUNGRYYYY!!!!!!!
PamalinskyJust you wait, Tovarichi! Just you wait! I love cats and will show you a thing or two! Don't hold your breath, though. It involves the new Photoshop. You're getting lucky here. But, don't take this for granted!
Shovel 4 UOne morning, Julia awakes to find her EBT card has not been loaded on the specified day.
Father Prog TheocritusPamalinsky, is it possible that Putout is showing us where to put her superheterodyne, phased-antenna-array tin-foil hat? I have maintained for some years that a true prog has to stand to be effective for sitting down disrupts the blood supply to the brain.
PamalinskyI can shovel for myself AND bait my own hook, thank you!)
PutoutJim was my boyfriend at the time until I found out that as I was working on the superheterodyne receiver he was secretly working on the superhomodyne receiver. How strange you should mention that. I had an episode of that myself at the Rancho. Bruno had had over a few of his little friends--hell, taller than a basketball team but little, well you know what I mean.
Shovel 4 U
PamalinskyI can shovel for myself AND bait my own hook, thank you!)
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