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Are You Ready?

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Wha'da'ya'think?

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Yours Truly,

Captain Craptek
(Haberdasher in training)

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NO! Just no. Dammit rodent, if you can't match socks, don't even TRY to go out in public. I denounce such buffoonery. No. Still no. And again,

No.

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Captain Craptek wrote: Captain Craptek
(Haberdasher in training)
Correction: Captain Craptek is a harbinger in training.

And once again, Obama has been the first one in this field as well. This is how it will go down in history books: Bill Clinton was the first black president, and Obama was the first woman president. And Hillary? Meh. She would've been the second had she won, on all counts.

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More here:

Barack Obama: the Second Lady of the United States


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What all the kool tractor mechanics are wearing this fall...

(Ivan has that staring into space 'model look'.)
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And a self-respecting lady wear to complement the self-respecting gentlemen above.

I wanted to write "arm candy" but this candy is meant for a completely different part of male anatomy. It does have convenient love handles, though.

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They just don't look as good on beta males.

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... and not to forget true comrades - from Russia with love :

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I bet, Komrade Ivan's knickerbockers
generate - in marching mode - his beloved polka music :
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Short answer: No, I'm not ready. Not for that, anyway.

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I think if you're a guy trying to attract another guy violá!

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Genosse - Ivan and I played with each other for years!
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Craptek's fashion show makes me think of biological organisms (earthworms, snails, etc.) that are both male and female at once, self-fertilizing and reproducing by themselves. Among humans, such a feature has now become evolutionarily advantageous in the current political climate, where any flirting with the opposite sex is treated as sexual harassment and rape.

If this political climate change becomes permanent, humans will naturally evolve into homogamous hermaphrodites, looking just like the fashion show suggests.

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Let's see.....accordion pant suits - squeeze box pant suits..... The Who?

Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
She goes in and out and in
And out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
She goes in and out and in and out
And in and out and in and out
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

Songwriters: Pete Townshend
Squeeze Box lyrics © Spirit Music Group
Artist: The Who

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Komrade Babushka wrote:They just don't look as good on beta males.
Alpha males, on the other hand...

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Scottish Barmen Are Sick of Drunk Women Reaching Up Their Kilts

Staff members of Hootananny, a popular bar in Inverness, Scotland, have stopped wearing their kilts to work because they claim they are constantly being groped by large groups of drunken women. The bar's staff typically wears traditional Scottish tartans, but recently many have complained that ladies are constantly lifting up their uniforms to check whether they are "true Scotsmen"—in other words, if they were going commando. Some staff members allege that they've had gropers go so far as to grab an actual fistful of peen.

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Perhaps the Army will adopt the Corporal Klinger look... and a good way to get a Section 8 will be to wear mens clothes.

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Not that I'm a reactionary, clinging just to the past and my tattered manuscript of Kommunist Manifesto - no no, (and tavarishch Kissov - stop, stop, no need to draw your Nagant!), but I miss Captain Craptek, and his nutty surrealism. Same true for sweet Comrade Putout.

[right](Texazistani Ivan surely concurs, eh?)[/right]

PROGRESS-2020, COMRAXIRZYXIS!

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(New Italian summer fashion. White socks are again in.)
Show your toxic whateva!

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Neva fuhget: BLACK QUIRKS MATTER!

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(a sneak peek for specialists-2020 here, and for generalists-2020 there)


Once Kulturmarx rules (and that will be 11/3!), remember:

MAKE PENIXEZZ MENSDROITÈ IGIN!


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Nothing says Glorious Proletariat Worker™ like laundry water grey and worker blue though I do wonder whether or not the comrade walking around without pants on might not scare The Children™, but they will adjust. Do the four stripes on the socks represent Civilian Social Rank™ ? It's a novel way to Virtue Signal™ but I can see promise in it.

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This post has stupified the mythical horned rodent's mind like the flicking of the Paillette sign down at The People's Used Tire Emporium located on the outskirts of civilization.

So what's the kkkorrect answer to C.Crapteck's nut of a question: Are you ready?

'pelipsky will tell Commissar whatever answer get's 'pelipsky out of the Interrogation Room without further detainment.

Besides, whatever comrades were preparing for has already happened. Were you ready? But don't try telling Commissar question irrelevant. XXXXWRONG ANSWERXXX

And besides, some days, 'pelipsky might just want to bunny-up, and go live in Marie Antoinette's Fake Peasant Cabbage Patch World, too.

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'pelipsky's ready....are you, Comrades?

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Captain Craptek wrote:Let's see.....accordion pant suits - squeeze box pant suits..... The Who? ...
Nope, Craptek.
Sweet Putout!

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