Battleground Texas: Texas Is Ours!

Most Loyal Comrades,

We are pleased to report that our focus for Change™ has become more emboldened and rich with the most recent re-election of Dear Leader Obama by our chief Director of Community Organizing and Agitation, Comrade Jeremy Bird. We are no longer so inclined to relax in previously frozen glaciers of Change™ like penguins, no, our sights are now set on the hot bed of National Dominance (we are not Nationalists dammit!). A giant step closer to the Progressive World of Next Tuesday, and one small Global Change Leap for mankind.

Battleground Texas™ has left the World Of Next Tuesday for last Tuesday when we launched the campaign to effect change in the Rethuglikkkan Red state which will now become Deep Purple and finally Ice Tundra Blue. Get out your pick axe comrades, it's time to get rid of all of the Trotskyites among us and make change happen NOW!!!

Texas. Is. Ours.
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In our concerted efforts to make Change™, we would like to remind Fellow Travelers of key local Commissars In Charge of Next Tuesday Protocol:


Father Prog (the commissar formerly known as the Theocritus) will be in charge of impaling, re-education detention, and Public Awareness of The Bruno Factor, his station preserved shall not be questioned or sequestered, yes sequestered!


Lenika (The commissar of kitty treats and rooster training and abjuration of small animals otherwise for the collective good) will be in charge of race relations for the Common Good and small tidbits of of evidence to impure Rethuglikkkan Racists.


Tovarichi (the commissar of small arms, including rubber-band guns and spitballs) will be in charge of subtle nuances and slight semantic aberrations to stun the Rethuglkikkans into inaction.


The Peoples Comrade (the comrade formerly considered for navel action in the center of The Peoples…. hammer and sickle) will be in charge of visual agitation for The Party in Texastan.


Groucho Marxist (the commissar of Lyrics in our own Peoples Karoke) will be in charge of emotive outreach to effect change through cultural domination of message delivery. If you've heard it before, it will be repeated… if you need to hear it more, just wait for the second chorus.


Any Questions?


DON'T ASK!!!
 

Comrade Rooster, I do hope the celebration begins soon - I'm about as far north from Texas as it's possible to be without being in Comrade Sister of Massive Opiations territory, and I've had just about enough snow and gray skies to last a lifetime. I could use some sunshine and a lawn chair, with a pitcher of beet vodka.

Do you know if they ever got that cannon away from that reich wing Rethuglikkkan's ranch yet?
 

Comrade Rooster,

I offer my services to be in charge of drinks and bottled beverages of all kinds (wink,wink).

Your Faithful Servant,
Comrade Molotov
 

Most Glorious Comrades,

It is imperative that you register now at our rustic hotel website: http://battlegroundtexas.com/ ...

It's kinda like the Hotel California... you can check in anytime you like... but you can never leave...
 

Ahhhhhhhhhh, Comrade Rooster - blue is SUCH a beautiful color, and of course I've signed up to do my part in Turning Texas Blue™!

Frankly, this is way overdue - the reich wing Teabagger extremists have been controlling Texas for far too long, and it's time for a Change™! FORWARD!™
 

R.O.C.K. in the USSA

Comrade Rooster, I do hope the celebration begins soon - I'm about as far north from Texas as it's possible to be without being in Comrade Sister of Massive Opiations territory, and I've had just about enough snow and gray skies to last a lifetime. I could use some sunshine and a lawn chair, with a pitcher of beet vodka.

Do you know if they ever got that cannon away from that reich wing Rethuglikkkan's ranch yet?

FYI, I have dibs on Papa Theo's L-Z-Boy, since that's basically what I sleep in. I called it 5 1/2 years ago, as thanks for a particularly draining re-edukation session with Bruno, after he stole Theor's credit card and went on a drunken weekend shopping spree on the Shopping Network... It wasn't all bad. We do have a lifetime's supply of Flameless Candles™. You can check. On the dibs or the candles... but not both. It's got something to do with Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, but don't ask what.
 

Comrades, I will be glad to donate my old Электроника MC-1502 personal computer and a broken Boctok watch to the cause. Undoubtedly, old Soviet technology would be vastly superior to any modern bourgeois western technology available.
 

I'll donate this helpful "Join Us" sign to the cause...

 

I will donate lunch. According to the Central Planning Committee, this is more than enough to feed the entire Ukraine for two years.


 

Thank you comrades for your Party fervor and giving spirit in this time of need. In a sad state and holding fast to party line...

We heard an owl sing across the Texas plains..

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.... we are still searching for said cannon.
 

From the Directorate of The Peoples™ agitprop in Texas:



We hereby decree one free day of rape and pillaging for all loyal Comrades in the Lone Star state for each month of Community Organizing.

Hail Obama!
 

Wait - wait - don't the women have guns in Texas?!?
 

Hell yeah, R.O.C.K.! Us girls do indeed have guns in Texas.

And, we like 'em pink or red! Yes we do!

Texas Girls for Reddish Guns! Yeah, that's a beautiful Texas girl for you! A beautiful Texas thaaaang!
 

The Current Truth is: All Comrades for The MTE NOW!!!

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?secti ... id=9003219

That's right comrades, Hillary will turn Texas blue.... ahem....
 

Some Rethuglikkkans are making a mountain out of a mole hill... and they can't make up their minds!........save c-scope NOW!!!
 

Is this thing on? tap...tap...tap...
 

Ahem... in perfect socialist fashion all comrades delegated to high ranking position have confirmed their posts as required above... (right? RIGHT!!!)... so now we move on to phase 2 of Battleground Texas in which we re-write the dictatorial collectivist conquests of Santa Ana... re-create the bourgeois fact that many Texicians (Mexican-Americans in NewsSpeak) fought for and signed the Texas documents of Independence and Nationality... and deny that equality ever existed in the back water filth of the crazy and wild Texas frontier that is now available for conquest by Dear Leader Obama!

Hail Obama!

(Who's Ma Ferguson?)
 

Comrade Santa Ana engaged the French at Veracruz. He was hit in the leg and hand by cannon fire. His shattered ankle required amputation of much of his leg, which he ordered buried with full military honors. Talk about "giving an arm and a leg" for a cause!