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Bring on some Betty Crocker!

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I was most disturbed to learn that on the Obama's most recent, recent vacation in Maine, that they took the White House chef. I know Mama MO has experience growing vegetables (and please, disregard all those unfounded rumors that "other people" take care of the garden so it doesn't die!! There is no critical, factual evidence of such!!) but I am concerned she does not know how to cook the vegetables. How could it be that these 'down homey folks' don't know how to cook? This is not good for the One's image as just 'common folk'... those uncouth'little people' (and we know how proles like to be connected with by the elite).And we know how dearest fearless loves to eat!:

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So I was wondering if we should give Moochielle some cooking tips? She might have come from a household where Mamaw served nothing but Food Stamp goodies and WIC supplements? She is such a bright, accomplished woman, that I'm sure she could learn to make macaroni'n cheese or boil and egg, could she not?

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Here ya go, Mama MO:

1. boil water
2. add macaroni
3. add the cheese fix

ALL DONE.

No more need to drag around a $175,000 a year so-so chef. I just love the way we are able to contribute to society, dear Leader's happiness and boost the economy.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:1. boil water
2. add macaroni
3. add the cheese fix
ALL DONE. No more need to drag around a $175,000 a year so-so chef. I just love the way we are able to contribute to society, dear Leader's happiness and boost the economy.
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Fraulein,

I go even a step further: I add a generous lump of Real® butter, grate some sharp cheddar cheese and then add the cheese powder in a bowl. Then I pour in just enough buttermilk to make a creamy sauce and voila! Now I can be a $175K-a-year chef too!

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Tsk Tsk - The slop of the commoner should never touch the delicate palettes of those more equal.

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Fraulein, you should not underestimate the complexity of making macaroni and cheese from a package. This is a very dangerous procedure that should not be attempted by amateurs; for example, water, when boiled, turns to dangerous steam. Common macaroni contains carcinogens which may cause disease when eaten in excess of 2 tons per day. Cheese sauce may attack if provoked. EPA and OSHA recommend that the task should only be handled by union qualified highly-paid technicians working under several levels of government supervision. $175 K for a chef? An operation of this magnitude should not be attempted for less than $1.75 million.

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Kraft Mac and Cheese, with a side of beets and a bottle of vodka. The people's ration for the glorious days that are coming straight for us. Who could ask for anything more . . . . . . What was that, comrade ? Did I hear you whispering ?Silence !

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Whinny-da-PBUH, a delightful idea but I have concerns that would be much to involved for an amateur cook in the making?

Comrade Buffoon, a thought well worth wonderful. I was taking into consideration, the Royal Fam's commoner appearance to the common, little people, who do dolt on their ever move and bite.

ah yes, Krasnodar, and perhaps a side of J E L L O for the kiddies.

You are of most correction, loyal Comarde Beavis. NO one deserves Kobe and lobster like our Royal Obama, Leaders of the U. S. Reconstruction, does. But when NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN and especially Faux News (!!) are peering in the windows with hidden cameras, it would be nice to 'throw a bone to the dog' with the false appearance of "ordinary people", as dearest fearless Leader has proclaimed, is it not? Maybe a Kobe hotdog would not be pass Mama MO's ability?!

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Ok, here's one even Michelle can handle...I call it scrambled eggs:

In a stainless steel pan with a thick copper bottom, add a splash of virgin olive oil. Heat the pan until the oil is runny (almost smoking).

While you wait for that whip up two large eggs in a bowl. Pour the eggs into the pan (should make a faint hiss if the pan is hot enough).

Wait a few seconds and swirl the eggs with a fork to build some fluffy curds. Then take the pan off the heat and watch. When there is just a hint of wetness left on top serve the eggs onto a plate. Garnish with coarse ground black pepper and a sprinkle of shredded Asiago cheese.

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Comrade Whoopie.....

You ASSUME that MO knows what a stove is.......

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umm, excuse and pardon Comrade Whoopie, but it your delightful suggestion might have too many steps and ingredients for our Glorious Novice Mama MO, bound to her government provided chef. Maybe something that comes in a box or can, which she can open and serve?

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You may have a point Frau. Here's something she can make in her daughter's Easy Bake Oven.

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Comrade Whoopie,Yours is indeed a practical and cost effective solution to this....this..... cooking problem.However, practicality and cost effectiveness are no longer desired by the State. The biggest problem for FLOTUS is the fact that the label says: " Made in the USA "!Can you imagine her disgust of eating something packaged in such an evil place as the one ruled by her husband ? ( Maybe Spanish rations would be OK ....)As for myself, I believe the only thing our dear "First Lady" would open is a restaurant menu.Oh, by the way... anybody want to go for ride in my state-approved Pobeda SUV ( socialist utility vehicle ) ?It is almost as fast as horse !

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Nice car Krasnodar. It has the classic roof styling of the VW bug, the frontend lines of a 1938 Nash, the tires of a duce and half truck and the ground clearance of a John Deere tractor.

All it needs is tail fins and a slick turquoise and pink paint job. Super retro!

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No No NO!!! That is of much too difficulty!!!

Now what can be more of the simpleness than opening up the can of SPAM! Unless you are not of ability to get key off of can top.



Of course, good Mooslims would never be for eating such things as we are of certainess that is for containing the PORK! But since Dear Leader is not being Mooslim, it should not be for sinning. And anyway, good Democratic politicians are much in favor of good pork in all their bills.

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Say, in all the coverage of Obama eating and descriptions of what delectables the Obama's have sat down to eat. Has anyone ever heard of him enjoying America's other white meat?

A honey glazed ham, roast pork shoulder, bacon double cheeseburger, sausage, anything made from a pig?

Hmmmm, curious.


 
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