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CAPTION THIS: Democratic saints of theft, envy, infanticide

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It's unclear what religion these three are the saints of, but their commandments obviously include envy, adultery, theft, covetousness, bearing false witness, idolatry, and killing babies. Although these devotional candles have quickly sold out, the photo of the product has taken a life of its own, posted by devout progs on their pages of worship. Thy progdom come!

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Just spitballing here:

Hail Cortez,
Full of Crazy,
The State is with thee.
Cursed are you amongst Leftists,
And cursed is thy Green New Deal.
Holy Cortez,
Daughter of Malice,
Fight against us Patriots,
Now and at the hour of thy death, amen.

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The picture isn't an idol, it's to remind you who to blame when your electricity goes out due to the third shortage of the day!

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Ruth's picture is accurate, to be a Saint you have to be dead!

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Since leftists are so cuh-RAZY about climate change, why is this a flame? Why is it not a battery-operated randomly flickering light? I guess that you can get anything when you're a politician...

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The hearts? They're just pictures! Everybody knows that Cortez has a faulty Commodore 64 there, Pelosi has a squirrel wheel there, and that Ruth has an industrial-sized pacemaker there!

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What do they give out for the communion at this church? Kale chips and soymilk?

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Seen on the sign outside the church:

Abortion Clinic 4:00
Mystery Meat Chili Cookoff 5:00


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Q: What did socialists use for lighting before candles?

A: Electricity

Regrettably, O Most Equal of Comrades, I cannot caption; only paroditize. Accordingly ....

A READING FROM THE FIRST LETTER OF NANCE TO THE PELOSIANS

And cravenly seek the baser things; for now I show you an even more corrupted way

Though I shriek with the tongues of demons and harpies, but haveth not envy I am become unlinked blogs and deplatformed twitter feeds. And though i have the gift of doublespeak and distorteth all truth and all wisdom and though I have hypocrisy and cynicism to divide entire civilizations into paralyzing rancor and despair but stirreth up no envy ..... I am nothing

And though I tax all wealth to redistribute to the lazy and ungrateful, and though I give up the careers and livelihoods of friends and subordinates to be tosseth under the bus, but increaseth not envy .... it shal profit me nothing

Envy tolerates nothing and is cruel. Envy does not love. Envy seeks to provoke, thinks naught but evil, rejoices at iniquity, recoils from truth ..... Corrupts all things, finds all things unbearable, deems all things hopeless,makes all things unendurable

Envy never fails. But whether there are resentments, they will heal. Whether there is degeneracy, it will cease. Whether there are falsehoods, they will be disproven.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, felt as a child, reasoned as a child. But when I reached the age of adulthood, I used my childish things as weapons against civilization. But now abide Theft, Infanticide and Envy; but the greatest of these is envy





The unholy triumvirate... See the evil, be the evil and do the evil. These three are the opioides of the masses.


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Papa, there is a problem here. Moe was the smart one. None of the ladies on parade are anywhere near smart!

Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates MSNBCobnoxium and CNNadnausium, both elements that radiate orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since they have half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

Since it has no electrons, Pelosium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Pelosium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second. In the presense of anti-morons, Pelosium can be extremely corrosive. Botox seems to distort and smooth it's surface, without impeding it's ongoing decay.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of approximately two years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each transmutation.

Research at other laboratories indicates that Pelosium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, universities, and anywhere there is news coverage occurring. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that Pelosium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Pelosium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.

The Apostate's Creed

I believe in Government Almighty,
Sustainer and savior of Earth.
And in Marx and Darwin, our Lords,
who were conceived by Evolution,
born of pure Reason,
suffered under Christianity,
were exhumed, glorified and deified.
They descended into the state education establishment,
Where they infected the tenured brain-dead.
They were force-fed to the young from age six
And drilled into their skulls,
To ensure that no one harbors the God Delusion.
Henceforth they will torment the entire planet.
I believe in the Holy Welfare State,
the holy sacrament of Abortion,
the communion of Same-Sex Marriage,
the eradication of Christians,
the resurrection of Mao, Stalin, Lenin, and all those other cool guys,
and the life Totalitarian. Amen

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THE BO's PRAYER

Obama, who art the Leader, blessed* be thy name. Thy healthcare come, thy Change be done, in the house just as it is in the Senate.

Give us this day our daily shaming. And demonize our trepasses just as you allow foreigners to trespass against us. And lead us not into free market solutions, but deliver us from Palin, Inshallah

For Thine is the Congress, and the Judiciary and the fawning boot-licking media. اثثاللة

*(Literally, Comrades -- Barrakah is blessing in Arabic)

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Comrades,

This new glorious law takes us in the direction
that all statist systems need to be successful and tend to rest …

to make man truly subservient to the state's goals.

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From the same makers of candles -

Robert Mueller devotional candles

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Only burning these candles hasn't helped because, apparently, all prayers for Democrat causes are being summarily rejected. Especially if the prayers include such words as trigger, microaggression, intersectionality, cisgendered, and environmental justice.

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Callmelennie wrote:Regrettably, O Most Equal of Comrades, I cannot caption; only paroditize. Accordingly ....

A READING FROM THE FIRST LETTER OF NANCE TO THE PELOSIANS

And cravenly seek the baser things; for now I show you an even more corrupted way

Though I shriek with the tongues of demons and harpies, but haveth not envy I am become unlinked blogs and deplatformed twitter feeds. And though i have the gift of doublespeak and distorteth all truth and all wisdom and though I have hypocrisy and cynicism to divide entire civilizations into paralyzing rancor and despair but stirreth up no envy ..... I am nothing

And though I tax all wealth to redistribute to the lazy and ungrateful, and though I give up the careers and livelihoods of friends and subordinates to be tosseth under the bus, but increaseth not envy .... it shal profit me nothing

Envy tolerates nothing and is cruel. Envy does not love. Envy seeks to provoke, thinks naught but evil, rejoices at iniquity, recoils from truth ..... Corrupts all things, finds all things unbearable, deems all things hopeless,makes all things unendurable

Envy never fails. But whether there are resentments, they will heal. Whether there is degeneracy, it will cease. Whether there are falsehoods, they will be disproven.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, felt as a child, reasoned as a child. But when I reached the age of adulthood, I used my childish things as weapons against civilization. But now abide Theft, Infanticide and Envy; but the greatest of these is envy
CallmelennieYour quote is Jackalopelipsky's favorite book from the Commands of The State Church of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer.


 
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