The family of Dear Leader's Press-Corps Conductor, Jay Carney, Enables Washingtonian Magazine to show how Elite Party Members are "Just like the People" whose lives the Party Benevolently Governs. Carney's son exclaims, "It's a Peoples Cube Award." Claire Shipman's daughter asks, "What does 'Best Unwitting Self-Parody' mean?
The Carney/Shipman family practices the challenging Cube-Assembly game.
Jay Carney and Claire Shipman disappoint their kids by explaining they must return the coveted "Peoples Cube Award for Best Unwitting Self-Parody."
Claire Shipman takes well-deserved break at end of long day toiling in the Ministry of Information to Educate the Unwashed Masses.
Could this mean what I think it means? Does he not know how to properly stack books?
Look at the food Carney is feeding those poor children!
No wonder they are so white!
My 'partner' and I feed our children only the best...
and by 'the best' I mean Beets and/or Beet Byproducts™!
If your diet is not almost entirely composed of Beets and/or Beet Byproducts™ you are not treating your body like the temple it is!
Lil' Che' is only 11 and he has already denounced another child! Why... beets!!
My daughter is only 10 and she has a son of her own! Why... beets!!
(I was going to have someone Photoshop him into this image but I don't believe in that crap!)
Remember - 'You can't beat a beet!'™ .
This, of course, is because, while the Carneys own the ten or so important books, the masses won't understand that no one needs a high capacity bookshelf.
Comrade SovremennyyAlso, if you look on the second shelf from the top on the right you can see a piece from Comrade Carney's finger collection.
It's actually Claire's signed first edition of "Collecting and Restoring Dildos" from the "Fun and Profit" series.
Much better now, don't you all agree?
Mikhail LysenkomannI am shocked -- SHOCKED! -- Comrade KOOK, that you haven't noticed Comrade Red Square's artwork on the wall of Comrade Carney's kitchen.
Actually, I had noticed both posters but I didn't comment on them because it didn't shock me that they were there. Rather, they comprised self-evident elements of the unwitting sel-parody. My shock was that winners of the coveted "Peoples Cube Unwitting Self-Parody Award" would reject such honor. Indeed, the display of the posters comprised a vital part in the decision by the Peoples Cube Awards Committee to bestow this honor on Comrades Carney and Shipman.
But, perhaps you are right to chastise me for failing to point out their excellent taste in poster art. Strangely, however, those tastes seem to contrast rather with inappropriate and pricey capitalistic things described in the pictures (with prices included). But in those price lists, the most important thing was omitted: Price of Photographs Realistically Revealing Vainglorious But Unwitting Self-Parodic Posing for Photographs: Priceless.
R.O.C.K. in the USSA was R.I.G.H.T. in the USSA when heIf you look closely at the books you'll see that many of the books have been duplicated with Photoshop - and in some cases actually reversed (mirror images).
You are correct, sir!!
These Photoshop people are sooooooo lazy!
I hate it when they just reverse an image, twist and scale it a little and puff out their chests like they are Picasso or something!
Look how far you can stretch one bunch of beets or a stack of beet slices (reverse, squish, rotate, fade, blur and whirl)... just like our kollective! (And you know a squirrel can be added almost anywhere...)
And don't get me started on this dog with an Obama logo! Allah help us all...
1. What is up with liberals and pajamas? I assume these are state provided. No longer are actual clothes needed as the incentives to work have been destroyed.
Is "The First Grazer's" approval required before each issue is published?
Are the mountains of pastries in Carney's kitchen low fat?
Does the entire White House staff eat breakfast at Jay's?
Are we certain that the Washingtonian site isn't competing with TPC?
What are grilled pork moo yangskewers - and are they dangerous?
See Photoshop Detectives at Mediate:
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