Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars

Yanno, the nuz is so handy, because you just can't make this stuff up. We are surrounded by geenius progressive leadership around the world.


Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars
On Tuesday March 22, 2011, 2:47 pm EDT
By Eyanir Chinea

CARACAS (Reuters) - Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.

Chavez, who also holds capitalism responsible for many of the world's problems, warned that water supplies on Earth were drying up.

"Careful! Here on planet Earth where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts," Chavez said, sipping from a glass of water. FULL STORY




 

All Hail Hugo Mouse! Yes Dear Leader Hugo, the Red Planet is waiting for us....
 

Fellow Cubists - we must help our oppressed proletariat alien brothers!

I will start a "Shovels 4 Martian Victims" fund drive and I'm sure
Commissarka Pinkie will ready the wrist bans.

EARTHLINGSCARE
(but not as much as PINKIE)




Do we have anyone in charge of "Other World Necro Voters"?
How many days does it take Laika to get there?




 

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said

I can so appreciate the intelligence hiding behind this remark. It is progressive thought of this stature that make us soooo admire Progressive Liberalism, is it not.
But I find it upsetting that he is wrong. Here is evidentiary proof there is life in Mars (and I do not mean the candy bar). Does this make him look the fool??! I can always destroy, said evidentiary.


 

Do we know how intelligent the life forms are there?




 

Dig4Utopia, OH MY. I am shocked at such a sight!! Who knew!?
 

It's Bertha Butt!


 

Does not "House of Color Not to be Mentioned" have to release photos of Moo-Chele <spits> to press? Word on Latrine wall here in Gulag says she got "Full Brazilian" at Kiosk at shopping mall while in Rio...

No photos required of such, Spasebo.
 

Comrade Tovarichi, I am shocked for you to say Pres.Moo... Michelle is full of a Brazilian. . . . .

ummm, she does seem to be overly enjoying the Brazilian in this accurate photo. OH MY.


 

Colonel Fraulein

Comrade Tovarichi, I am shocked for you to say Pres.Moo... Michelle is full of a Brazilian. . . . .

ummm, she does seem to be overly enjoying the Brazilian in this accurate photo. OH MY.




Just as long as she doesn't try doing that in front of the camera, we'll be OK.
 

Colonel, is not "Full Brazillian" local (Rio) version of "beet on a stick" like sold in our shopping alley? Maybe Brazillian Potato? Wife of "the ONE" can have a full beet, no? Perhaps not, her tummy is starting to sag like Sekretary Hillary...
 

I don't know about intelegent life on mars but I know there has been tourism for quite some time, now.
 

At the risk of being arrested, might I suggest to comrade Hugo that it is just as likely that Socialism killed off the Martians? I mean it's all just theoret...

Wait, let go of me, I'm not finished...I was just saying that you could make either argument. Arrrggg, my eyes. You didn't have to pepperspray......Ahhhhhkkkkk! Dammit, you zap me with that stungun again and I'll shove it up your....AHHHHHHHHKKKKK!

Police brutality!!!



 

Before you go Comrade Whoopie, I may have something in your defense.

Just in:
The People's Laboratories have reconstructed and enhanced the latest photo of the famous Face On Mars.


 

Dear Grigori E.R., Whoopie is always guilty of some whatsoever, so I thought crime ™ is not out of the question. I say, look him up. And are we not all pleased and proud of your glorious exposed, accurately photo.

Comrade Tovarichi, I am thinking that you appear to be thinking too much, which is highly discourage among proles. Possibly this is simply a beet on the stick example of brazilian but further investigation is required.

Red Menace, more glorious proof (which is not making Comrade Hugo, look so good. Destroy is immediately!!)
 

Don't forget we must check the moons as well for the oppressed Martian Worker Class!

MOONS HAVE RIGHTS TOO!






 

Capitalism Kills! Just ask the Martians. Don't worry. Even now, we are mounting an expedition that will allow Comrade Chavez the chance to liberate Mars from the evil capitalists of millions of years past. The Frau has already volunteered to spearhead that effort.
 

I'm back. Fortunately the People's Director called the Police and informed them that I'm a highly rank Party official and I was released after signing a document stating that I was treated well during my short detention and that I was never pepper sprayed or tortured with a cattle prod.

Red Square asked me to visit another thread in my capacity as Chief People's Investigator to determine why there have been shortages of cheese of late.
 

Senor Hugo is of such masterful mindings! To be for having such knowledge as to why the Mauritians population was for the disapearance is because of the evil robber barren capitalistas! All those millions of Mauritian peoples decimated because of free markets and private businesses and....

وقال ان المريخ

He was for saying what?

المريخ

Martians? Meaning of little green peoples type??!!

الناس صغيرة خضراء اللون نعم

So they are for letting this Hugo run loosely and are for picking on Kaddafyduck instead?! ALA ZEG!
 

Kaddafyduck?

(Grigori is trying to compose his self after laughing so hard)

Ahem...
You certainly have a way with words Mrs Al. Is Kaddafyduck any relation to Disco Duck?
 

Colonel 7.62

Capitalism Kills! Just ask the Martians. Don't worry. Even now, we are mounting an expedition that will allow Comrade Chavez the chance to liberate Mars from the evil capitalists of millions of years past. The Frau has already volunteered to spearhead that effort.

Yes, I am happy to report from my Reporting Station on Mars ™ (and mucho gracious to Shelia Jackasson Lee). I am here and have estimated there is no intelligence life (myself inexcluded).



 

Oh wise Grigori, I am not for the knowledge of Disco Duck, but I am for remembering good party in cave back in less turbanlent time when the Husband was looking to make friends of other terrorist freedom fighter leaders.

Kadaffyduck was being for fashionable lateness and when he was for the arrival was for being followed by a bevy of Labial Lybian Lovelies. There were not so many of the underwives in those days so I was for being very busy with food makings and for the passing out of the non-alcoholic beverages - except for when the mens were asking for some good People's Vodka™ .

And even in my busyness, Kadaffyduck was for making the contact of the eyeball on me. He was to be of such dashing personage and so much of the shyness was I for having.

After much of the eating and drinking, he was for clapping his hands and ordering the dimming of lights and for the music to be played that he was so kind to have been for bringing. As boom-boom-boom of music began, he twirled into middle of cave floor and began mesmorizing Dance of Arabian Night Fever!!

So many of the womens were for the swooning!

He was for doing gyrating and spinning and then he was for again making the contact of the eyeballs on me... then he was for stretching out of his hand for me to take!

ALA ZEG! I was not for knowing what I was to be for doing! I look to Husband and he makes little nodding of his head for me to take the hand of the Kadaffyduck. Kad, I am now for calling him such nickyname, spun me round and round and I was for getting into the dizziness! But so much of the thrilling adventure was this that I was in like elated state as I have ever been for having.

I have been saving of the photography of such wonderful time.



 

Mrs Al Czarweary, you do have the way with wording of Ingleezi language.

Colonel Frauline: If full Brazillian is not Brazil verision of beet on stick, I need to investigate what this truly is. Whoever writes such things on latrine walls needs to provide footnotes and proper attribution.
 

It's worse than we thought, my Comrades.

SHOCKING PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
(WARNING: Not for the faint of heart.)








 

Photo is False! Bush lacks grace and skill to swing golf stick as Dear Leader. I am denouncing such photo.
 

Mrs. Al, your photo reminds me of many good times we have had, hading good times at Father Progs Rancho... and those are only the good times I can remember. What a shame we could not have had Kadaffy... Qadaffy there as well. (he hear he is partial to the Peoples Vodka).

Tovarichi, I am confused about sticks and beets and brazilians. I am thinking I am confusing lewinskies with, well, never mind, I must be digressing again....

Comrade 4, so it is Bush behind all this Martians death and disappearance. That explains it all.



 

Tovarichi

Colonel, is not "Full Brazillian" local (Rio) version of "beet on a stick" like sold in our shopping alley? Maybe Brazillian Potato? Wife of "the ONE" can have a full beet, no? Perhaps not, her tummy is starting to sag like Sekretary Hillary...

Dang, Tovarichi, now i'm going to crave Beet on a Stick for days. I live for my ration of 1 per year.
 

If anyone knows about life on Mars it would be our dear comradette Sheila Jackson-"spike" Lee. She's been there before Chavez, you know, and is an authority on the subject. Chavez, on the other hand would know much about 'ending life'. That is, once he figures our Venezuela isn't Mars.