Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars


Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars
On Tuesday March 22, 2011, 2:47 pm EDT
By Eyanir Chinea
CARACAS (Reuters) - Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.
"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.
Chavez, who also holds capitalism responsible for many of the world's problems, warned that water supplies on Earth were drying up.
"Careful! Here on planet Earth where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts," Chavez said, sipping from a glass of water. FULL STORY





I will start a "Shovels 4 Martian Victims" fund drive and I'm sure
Commissarka Pinkie will ready the wrist bans.
EARTHLINGS

(but not as much as PINKIE)
Do we have anyone in charge of "Other World Necro Voters"?
How many days does it take Laika to get there?


I can so appreciate the intelligence
But I find it upsetting that he is wrong. Here is evidentiary proof there is life in Mars (and I do not mean the candy bar). Does this make him look the fool??! I can always destroy, said evidentiary.



Do we know how intelligent the life forms are there?






No photos required of such, Spasebo.


ummm, she does seem to be overly enjoying the Brazilian in this accurate photo. OH MY.



Colonel Fraulein
Comrade Tovarichi, I am shocked for you to say Pres.ummm, she does seem to be overly enjoying the Brazilian in this accurate photo. OH MY.

Just as long as she doesn't try doing that in front of the camera, we'll be OK.




I don't know about intelegent life on mars but I know there has been tourism for quite some time, now.


Wait, let go of me, I'm not finished...I was just saying that you could make either argument. Arrrggg, my eyes. You didn't have to pepperspray......Ahhhhhkkkkk! Dammit, you zap me with that stungun again and I'll shove it up your....AHHHHHHHHKKKKK!
Police brutality!!!


Just in:
The People's Laboratories have reconstructed and enhanced the latest photo of the famous Face On Mars.
What does this mean concerning Dear Leader Hugo's theory? Is Comrade Whoopie not guilty of thought crime?


Comrade Tovarichi, I am thinking that you appear to be thinking too much, which is highly discourage among proles. Possibly this is simply a beet on the stick example of brazilian but further investigation is required.
Red Menace, more glorious proof (which is not making Comrade Hugo, look so good. Destroy is immediately!!)


MOONS HAVE RIGHTS TOO!




Red Square asked me to visit another thread in my capacity as Chief People's Investigator to determine why there have been shortages of cheese of late.


وقال ان المريخ
He was for saying what?
المريخ
Martians? Meaning of little green peoples type??!!
الناس صغيرة خضراء اللون نعم
So they are for letting this Hugo run loosely and are for picking on Kaddafyduck instead?! ALA ZEG!


(Grigori is trying to compose his self after laughing so hard)
Ahem...
You certainly have a way with words Mrs Al. Is Kaddafyduck any relation to Disco Duck?


Colonel 7.62
Capitalism Kills! Just ask the Martians. Don't worry. Even now, we are mounting an expedition that will allow Comrade Chavez the chance to liberate Mars from the evil capitalists of millions of years past. The Frau has already volunteered to spearhead that effort.Yes, I am happy to report from my Reporting Station on Mars ™ (and mucho gracious to Shelia Jackasson Lee). I am here and have estimated there is no intelligence life (myself


Kadaffyduck was being for fashionable lateness and when he was for the arrival was for being followed by a bevy of
And even in my busyness, Kadaffyduck was for making the contact of the eyeball on me. He was to be of such dashing personage and so much of the shyness was I for having.
After much of the eating and drinking, he was for clapping his hands and ordering the dimming of lights and for the music to be played that he was so kind to have been for bringing. As boom-boom-boom of music began, he twirled into middle of cave floor and began mesmorizing Dance of Arabian Night Fever!!
So many of the womens were for the swooning!
He was for doing gyrating and spinning and then he was for again making the contact of the eyeballs on me... then he was for stretching out of his hand for me to take!
ALA ZEG! I was not for knowing what I was to be for doing! I look to Husband and he makes little nodding of his head for me to take the hand of the Kadaffyduck. Kad, I am now for calling him such nickyname, spun me round and round and I was for getting into the dizziness! But so much of the thrilling adventure was this that I was in like elated state as I have ever been for having.
I have been saving of the photography of such wonderful time.


Colonel Frauline: If full Brazillian is not Brazil verision of beet on stick, I need to investigate what this truly is. Whoever writes such things on latrine walls needs to provide footnotes and proper attribution.


SHOCKING PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
(WARNING: Not for the faint of heart.)




Tovarichi, I am confused about sticks and beets and brazilians. I am thinking I am confusing lewinskies with, well, never mind, I must be digressing again....
Comrade 4, so it is Bush behind all this Martians death and disappearance. That explains it all.


Tovarichi
Colonel, is not "Full Brazillian" local (Rio) version of "beet on a stick" like sold in our shopping alley? Maybe Brazillian Potato? Wife of "the ONE" can have a full beet, no? Perhaps not, her tummy is starting to sag like Sekretary Hillary...Dang, Tovarichi, now i'm going to crave Beet on a Stick for days. I live for my ration of 1 per year.

