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Circuit Inquisitor Protects the Workers of Debtroit

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Dear Comrades,

The People's Circuit Court has referred the matter of the fiscal realignment of the City of Debtroit to the White Fortress after Michigan Oblast's reactionary governor attempted to allow the city to fall into bankruptcy.

Such a bankruptcy would mean that thousands of Debtroit public employees would receive decreased benefits in violation of their social contract with the Party, in which they received increased redistributions of the People's Wealth in exchange for loyally supporting the Party in elections.

Comrade Judge-Commissar Rosemarie Aquilino declared, “In order to rectify his unauthorized and unconstitutional actions described above, the Governor must (1) direct the Emergency manager to immediately withdraw the Chapter 9 petition filed on July 18, and (2) not authorize any further Chapter 9 filing which threatens to diminish or impair accrued pension benefits.

In cursive, she added by hand, “A copy of this Order shall be transmitted to President Obama. It is so ordered.”

This was translated by a Party member still knowledgeable in cursive writing who has verified the exact wording for us.

Our Glorious Leader, Comrade Party Chairman and Future President Barack Barackovich Obama is likely to issue an Executive Order to put more State funds into Debtroit to preserve its generous and fair pension benefits.

Meanwhile, the Party will seek any means necessary to remove Governor Rick Snyder from office so that he will no longer abuse his position and oppress the workers of Debtriot by depriving them of the benefits they negotiated for with their Party.

Workers of Debtroit, you will receive every penny you voted for! The Party will not forget its promises to you in exchange for your loyalty!


Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator


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Detroit becomes the first American city in history to go bankrupt.


The whole story in one picture:


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It is about time someone with a little backbone stepped in and corrected the filth in the governor's palace. When you really think about Comrade Judge-Commissar Rosemarie Aquilino's maneuver it makes perfect sense. She is doing it for the children; Oh, and for President Obamavich.

From The Detroit News: https://www.detroitnews.com/article/201 ... z2ZYCSdHHf

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Prior to her ruling on Friday, the judge criticized the Snyder administration and Schuette's office over their hasty move.

“It's cheating, sir, and it's cheating good people who work,” the judge told assistant state Attorney General Brian Devlin. “It's also not honoring the (United States) president, who took (Detroit's auto companies) out of bankruptcy.


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Dear Walrus, I would feel so much less guilty were we to PAY them to attend the glorious University of Michigan!

Perhaps by Comrade President's third term, when he has fully taken over all state laws as well as the federal ones.

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Comrade R.O.C.K.,

I must agree with you it is only fair, and goody bags for their first day of school. Or perhaps stuffing their backpacks with Barbara Streisand hits can help make their semester a bit less rigorous?

Red Walrus


FORWARD

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Image ROCK, Im not sure which will keep me up all night worrying more; "third term" or "taken over all state laws"

Probably the second, since it could happen sooner...
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FLOORWARD!

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Still, so many questions: Why must aliens pay for college? In fact, why is anyone forced to pay? Why not just issue a PhD when the swimmers dreamers apply for a driver's license or EBT card? It would free up their resources for more useful purposes - like purchasing guns and pot. (and bail) The Party is missing an opportunity here, comrades. Really.

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IN STATE TUITION for ALL Aliens, ya buncha RACISTS!

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The State must fulfill the promise to the people.
WITH YOUR MONEY

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Herr Captain,

I would caution against carelessly awarding PhDs. The amount of cursive used on these would be seen as an overtly racist act.

Stabsoberfeldwebel Z

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Welcome to Debtroit!

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N-C wrote:In cursive, she added by hand, “A copy of this Order shall be transmitted to President Obama. It is so ordered.”

Believe it or not, that's not a joke.


 
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