Tovarishi!
I have just discovered a documentary made during the height of our Cold War of Liberation against Das Kapitalists of world suppression.

In this epic work, filmed in glorious Black & White, the most dangerous man in the world, Generalissimo Jack D. Ripper, has managed by fair means or foul to infer our master plan for world liberation: Fluoridation. He has taken it upon himself to end this struggle by launching a fleet of nuclear-equipped bombers at our glorious Motherland to take out our centers of strategic commerce long before we were ready! In this shuddering quote from the documentary, see how closely he had divined our Master Plan:

"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

How did he know? It is only because the self-important, bourgeois politicians he was up against considered him "Mad as a bloody March Hare!" and sent their own army to take him out. If they had only known...

- SK

From the Democrat Rebuttal Memo Leaked topic:



The Current Truth doesn't rhyme, it repeats itself over and over again.

Dimitri Kissov

Comrades! There is no fighting allowed in the War Room!

As Always, Yours in Great Socialist Comraderie!

Dimitri Kissov
Commissar for the Liquidation of All Enemies of The Party(™) By any means necessary! Doing more for the environment since the Khmer Rouge in 1975

Dimitri Kissov wrote:
Comrades! There is no fighting allowed in the War Room!

Comrade Premier! I am honored to have you join my humble and unequal thread!

Another quote from the documentary, no doubt describing plans instigated by you, follows:

"In addition to water, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake! Children's ice cream!

You know when fluoridation first started? 1946! How's that coincide with your post-war Commie Conspiracy?"

Yours in Lenin,

- SK

Has anyone else ever wondered why Darth Vader is a member of the B-52 crew? Must be his pre-Death Star days.

RED SALMON