Commisarka Pinkie,

Named and christened in your honor, I have over seen the opening of new state stores. I expect the kickbacks unfettered tribites to begin rolling in to your private bunker in Florida. This is how the stores looks at night. (excuse the blur, not having opposable thumbs is a Behar)


Please note the selection!


And look at the happy proles! They don't even realize we're getting a 75% margin!


With help from unnamed comrades here on the cube (they're so shy and already have several beets of the week awards, not that I am dropping hints about not having one.) there is even a web site! https://www.pinkiesonline.com/

I hope this humble effort meets your monetary needs approval. Your eternal servant, Reiuxcat

Reiuxcat.......What kind of foul language do you bring with this announcement of yours ?

You know perfectly well what I am referring to ......" 75% margin "

This is a capitalist concept ....a deception used to steal from the unsuspecting masses ! "Margin" indeed .....

So, Comrade Kitty..... explanations to the collective are in order. I trust they will be good enough to keep you from taking a box car to our re-education facility in Verkoyansk. Siberian litter boxes at 40 below zero? You do the math.

Quite right Comrade Krasnodar,

There are stories about how the people's guests have achieved the state of Azoff,
as in froze your.

We must be truthful, 40 below is on good days when the sun shines.

When the wind blows strongly and is out of the North, -75º has been recorded on frozen instruments.

Bring your long flannels, you'll be glad you did.BS: You'd be better off in East Berlin than "West" Texas.

It's about time the Commissarka got her due. Without a doubt the most caring woman on the planet. Good job Commissar Reiuxcat.

Now let me clear up the confusion. A margin is a bad thing in capitalist hands, yes, but in our caring, benevolent hands it's called a "Value Added Tax" or VAT and therefore a bonus for the common good.

See, isn't socialism Coo-ewl? Oh and I'd stay clear of Commissarka Pinkie for a while Krasnodar and Tooorisky. Not many Comrades survive her wrath!

Grigori E.R. :
Your advisement has been noted........and I do agree that C. Pinkie knows how to use that shovel of hers. However, she's not the only one with specialized tool skills.....You wouldn't believe what I can do with a spoon ! Check out my avatar. If you ever saw Yoda fighting Count Dooku, you'd get the general idea. But hey, I'm a peaceful kind'a guy.
" Walk softly and carry a big spoon ", is my motto for the time being.

A liquor store named after me? Reiuxcat, this is the first step toward my lifelong dream of having an entire line of Party-approved merchandise named after me.

But lest anyone dare to accuse me of aspiring to practice capitalism, may I remind you that many a bridge, road, school and bill are named after Party members who earned such honors by consistently raising awareness of how much they cared.

And who raises more awareness of how much I care than I do myself?

Therefore, Reiuxcat, because you yourself have raised awareness of my untiring efforts and dedication to The Party, you are hereby proclaimed the latest recipient of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!


And for the queen, your mother cat:


Additionally, as part of our new "Beet of the Week Gives Back" program, a generous donation will be made in your name from your bank account to Caring and Raising Awareness by Pinkie, better known as the CRAP Foundation, a non-profit, non-partisan, tax exempt grassroots initiative dedicated to raising awareness of how much I care.

Because as Obama said at yesterday's press conference, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Because as Obama said at yesterday's press conference, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

How true Pinkie, how true.

Congrats Reiuxcat, you are now a Made Beetnik.

This is glorious, is it not? I am so hopeful you will open an establishment in my vicinity. What discount do loyal Inner Party Members receive? Are embellishment free?? I am willing to pay full price after my 90% discount.

oooh, this is so exciting!

Reiuxcat wrote:Commisarka Pinkie,
Named and christened in your honor, I have over seen the opening of new state stores. I expect the kickbacks unfettered tribites to begin rolling in to your private bunker in Florida. This is how the stores looks at night. (excuse the blur, not having opposable thumbs is a Behar)

Hey I've been to that place !

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:A liquor store named after me? Reiuxcat, this is the first step toward my lifelong dream of having an entire line of Party-approved merchandise named after me.

But lest anyone dare to accuse me of aspiring to practice capitalism, may I remind you that many a bridge, road, school and bill are named after Party members who earned such honors by consistently raising awareness of how much they cared.

And who raises more awareness of how much I care than I do myself?

Therefore, Reiuxcat, because you yourself have raised awareness of my untiring efforts and dedication to The Party, you are hereby proclaimed the latest recipient of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!


And for the queen, your mother cat:


Additionally, as part of our new "Beet of the Week Gives Back" program, a generous donation will be made in your name from your bank account to Caring and Raising Awareness by Pinkie, better known as the CRAP Foundation, a non-profit, non-partisan, tax exempt grassroots initiative dedicated to raising awareness of how much I care.

Because as Obama said at yesterday's press conference, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

With much humbleness, that only a well applied shovel can instill in a true party loyalist, I accept this award.


Yeah! Thanks mucho my pretty princess! I'm dressed and ready for the award ceremony!

Comrade Whoopie wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Because as Obama said at yesterday's press conference, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

How true Pinkie, how true.

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Congrats Reiuxcat, you are now a Made Beetnik.

I'll be crying all the way to the bank Comrade Whoopie.
BTW, does this green make my tummy look big?

I think I'm gonna stop the "teaching Comrade Marshall Pupovich's trainees to fly" gig.



I'm now a hover kat! Dogs cant't touch that!

Infidel Castrate wrote:

Reiuxcat wrote:Commisarka Pinkie,
Named and christened in your honor, I have over seen the opening of new state stores. I expect the kickbacks unfettered tribites to begin rolling in to your private bunker in Florida. This is how the stores looks at night. (excuse the blur, not having opposable thumbs is a Behar)

Hey I've been to that place !

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Yes indeed Comrade Castrate, we could hardly get you away from the Condom vending machine. You kept wanting to jerk them off, one at a time. Ok, ok, I know Infidel, I'm going to hell for that one. Couldn't resist!

Reiuxcat wrote:

Infidel Castrate wrote:

Reiuxcat wrote:Commisarka Pinkie,
Named and christened in your honor, I have over seen the opening of new state stores. I expect the kickbacks unfettered tribites to begin rolling in to your private bunker in Florida. This is how the stores looks at night. (excuse the blur, not having opposable thumbs is a Behar)

Hey I've been to that place !

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Yes indeed Comrade Castrate, we could hardly get you away from the Condom vending machine. You kept wanting to jerk them off, one at a time. Ok, ok, I know Infidel, I'm going to hell for that one. Couldn't resist!

Yes, in lieu of a good hard liquor, one must do what one must do.

BTW, be nice or I will sick Nurse Nancy on you ....

Infidel Castrate wrote:
Yes, in lieu of a good hard liquor, one must do what one must do.

BTW, be nice or I will sick Nurse Nancy on you ....

That turned out pretty well, except there wasn't a happy ending. LOL

Since it's Friday night and this thread has my name on it, and it's about booze and there was mention of Florida, there's a little story circulating in my local news that '70's heartthrob David Cassidy got busted for DUI on the Florida turnpike.

He once had his picture on the back of the Raisin Bran box. My brother cut it out and put it up in my room. Just because I didn't take it down right away, Yelling Yelena remained convinced to her dying day that I must have had a huge crush on David Cassidy. She thought he was very scary looking.

But not as scary as this. At first I thought it was Nancy when she first gets up in the morning.




I remember when you could also cut Bobby Sherman records out of the back of the Raisin Bran box. They sounded like cheap cardboard.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Since it's Friday night and this thread has my name on it, and it's about booze and there was mention of Florida, there's a little story circulating in my local news that '70's heartthrob David Cassidy got busted for DUI on the Florida turnpike.

He once had his picture on the back of the Raisin Bran box. My brother cut it out and put it up in my room. Just because I didn't take it down right away, Yelling Yelena remained convinced to her dying day that I must have had a huge crush on David Cassidy. She thought he was very scary looking.

But not as scary as this. At first I thought it was Nancy when she first gets up in the morning.




I remember when you could also cut Bobby Sherman records out of the back of the Raisin Bran box. They sounded like cheap cardboard.

Separated at the drunk tank?

I remember those freebie 45s! My mom hated them. 'Cause they sounded like cardboard. Heh

Reiuxcat !

Congratulations on your "Beet of the Week" award! A prestigious and glorious honor!

This is about the only good news I've seen this horrid week after the shellacking we took November 2nd. But we shall be back stronger than ever!!!!!

I'm off to plot some comeback strategy with our progressive Chinese comrades. Again congrats! I'll be thinking of you as I'm diving into my.........errrr..... chicken chow mein tonight.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:And who raises more awareness of how much I care than I do myself?

Indeed, nobody "raises" more awareness and cares for the Peoples ™ "needs" more than you do, Commissarka.

Shovel 4 U wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:And who raises more awareness of how much I care than I do myself?

Indeed, nobody "raises" more awareness and cares for the Peoples ™ "needs" more than you do, Commissarka.

S4U, You jest, most certainly.

I can get an eyefull of this just by going to the beach! (you could of at least fixed the name on the building!)

Shovel 4 U wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:And who raises more awareness of how much I care than I do myself?

Indeed, nobody "raises" more awareness and cares for the Peoples ™ "needs" more than you do, Commissarka.

Do they have Prole Dancing™ there? Sure goes a long way to improve the enthusiasm gap.

Reiuxcat wrote:

Infidel Castrate wrote:
Yes, in lieu of a good hard liquor, one must do what one must do.

BTW, be nice or I will sick Nurse Nancy on you ....

That turned out pretty well, except there wasn't a happy ending. LOL

Here is your happy ending Comrade, a complimentary good hard liquor.

https://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

Comrades,

The above response was entirely too pugnacious, we do not want our answers to go to the dogs! This wet tongue familiarity should only be carried on by best friends and not with just anybody who just comes along!