Comrade Alan Grayson, hero of Occupy Wall Street, narrowly survived an assassination attempt last Saturday when hateful, racist conspirators representing the one-percent, the Koch Brothers and Big Oil sent a large passenger bus filled with hostages thru an intersection just as Grayson was running a red light with his Mercedes. Comrade Grayson was unhurt and two of the bus passengers hostages suffered minor injuries. Police at the scene issued a summons to one of the parties involved and gave it to Grayson to deliver to the proper recipient.

At the time of the attack, Comrade Grayson was on his way to a critical planning session with other high-level strategists, such as Robert F Kennedy Jr and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Cheryl Hines, to finalize blueprints to re-take control of the People's House from the Koch-backed Rethuglican Party who stole it in 2010. The villainous Rethuglican traitors have been exposed recently in the People's Media for their amateur attempt to wage war on women by punishing them all with babies. Their secret nefarious plot was exposed and averted only because of a fluke.

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It is believed that moles from the far-right organization were working under cover within party headquarters and forwarded Grayson's planned route to the culprits. Unconfirmed reports say these moles were also blackmailing participants at the penthouse fundraiser secret conference, demanding $1000 each to allow them to enter the building. Sources suggest that these agents escaped and are hiding out with the one-armed man who killed OJ Simpson's wife and will undoubtedly never be found.

Grayson survived thanks to the sound protection provided by his GM-built all-electric Mercedes, made possible only because Obama bailed out the auto companies in 2008 after George W. Bush intentionally bankrupted them. He will live on to fight the forces of hate in this mean country.

Comrade Grayson displays the qualities all great leaders must possess: the full-speed-ahead, damn-the-busses, don't-bother-me-with-facts, I've-got-to-get-to-that-thousand-buck-a-plate-fundraiser-before-all-the-hors d'oeuvres-are-gone determination to serve the People no matter what! For that, we salute him. If we had more leaders like Comrade Grayson, eventually we would have less leaders like Comrade Grayson the world would be a different place. For one thing, there would be fewer busses.

Let us all follow Comrade Grayson's lead and we will once again Triumph to Victory in 2012!

Has Comrade Grayson been in the People's vodka again?

I would like to propose that Comrade Grayson be awarded the first-ever (and surely the first of many) People's Pond Scum / Algae-Zeera Award, for bravery in the face of the 1%!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:I would like to propose that Comrade Grayson be awarded the first-ever (and surely the first of many) People's Pond Scum / Algae-Zeera Award, for bravery in the face of the 1%!

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I have seen this bandwidth conservation construct employed previously and I approve.

I would also like to award Comrade Grayson monetarily.

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Oh, now you ruined it and posted a bandwidth sucking image.
(That is an exceptionally equal job on the engraving, Comrade ROCK,)

Speaking of Comrade Grayson, I noticed he's been running an ad on The People's Cube in hopes of getting campaign funds.

Gee, I wonder how that's working for him?

Capt. Commie,

Comrade Grayson can only read in one of the two state approved languages of Russian or muslim, or is that Arabic? Anyway, he saw the pictures and thought this was his kind of place. Like when he walked into that bar in Miami and saw Janet Reno and mistook him her for Stephen King. Furthermore, I denounce you for reading English, that vile, racist, language of the oppressors!

The driving can get crazy when trying to get to a Muslim all-you-can-eat pig roast.

This could be a Religious Fairness issue. What time of the day did this happen? Was Comrade Grayson attempting to face his car to the east in heavy traffic?

Darn, this was my first time driving in Florida and that damned mercedes came out of nowhere!