Don't worry Comrades!

Despite the latest news, our dear Comrade Chavez is not dead! He's just "resting".

That's all that need be said. Move on. Nothing to see here.

Long live Comrade Hugo! The people's comrade!

Sniff Sniff ... Do you smell something stinky?

The news is spreading fast, including the request from Chicago to return their voting machines they had previously loaned to Venezuela.

The right-wingers are, of course, cheering.

Oh the memories ....

Oh more memories ... from my gallery of horrors fine art ...

Infidel Castrate, that is very touching, if you'll pardon whatever needs to be pardoned here.

After all the regulations imposed on us, I'm not sure if I can walk outside my door without being a criminal. Lack of certainty can be a real bitch!

I, too, am feeling touched - and even more so than I usually do!

Seeing Comrade Hugo there, in the far upper left of the Hollyweird Squares (exactly where he'd be in Heaven, were there such a place, but we know better!), makes me feel almost as warm inside as seeing that "toy" that he and Comrade Fidel shared so lovingly in better times! You can imagine where that warmth emanates from in me, comrades - I need not specify, but it is indeed related tangentially to the irritable vowel syndrome that's now spreading across the world from our dear comrades in Kyrzakhstan.

Dear Hugo - may he rest in full governmentally confiscated splendor!

Amigos! Say that it is not so! Filthy CIA counter-insurgent prostate attack has stolen Comrade Chavez from us. Aye...Chavez, Noriega, Che...all the good ones now gone. Wait! Comrade Fidel, he still breathes, no? Excellente! Amerikan Premiere still has at least one ally left in miserable Western Hemisphere upon who he can count on for guidance in progressing Grand Revolutionary Social Programs® in USSA! Raul, quickly to contact Comrade Barack with good news on Obamaphone!

R.O.C.K.- Try some Ginger Ale. Does wonders to settle an unsettled stomach. Just don't tell any body though, they'll tax the living crap out of it.

Say what you want, it is good to be a socialist ... ruler. Much the same as "it is good to be the Senator" or "it is good to be the King".

Pamalinsky wrote:Don't worry Comrades!

Despite the latest news, our dear Comrade Chavez is not dead! He's just "resting".

That's all that need be said. Move on. Nothing to see here.

Long live Comrade Hugo! The people's comrade!

He's pining for the fjords.There are fjords in Venezuela, right?

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Say what you want, it is good to be a socialist ... ruler. Much the same as "it is good to be the Senator" or "it is good to be the King".

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Damn it, damn it, damn it!!! I knew that I screwed up somewhere back in college. Why did I waste my time with engineering? I could just as easily been a Harvard Law Professor and sitting atop a slush fund with maybe eight or nine trailing zeroes by now!

geoff wrote:I could just as easily been a Harvard Law Professor and sitting atop a slush fund with maybe eight or nine trailing zeroes by now!

Be careful, my industrious comrade, if they see you are becoming a successful socialist they will zap you with the Goldwater/Reagan Cancer Ray Gun like they did to our beloved Hugo.

Does anyone know if Obama ordered flags to half staff in honor of Hugo?

New Paradigm wrote:Does anyone know if Obama ordered flags to half staff in honor of Hugo?

It seems we already have three threads dedicated to the fallen hero. I'll post this in each one of them.

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El Comandante says hello.

The body of Hugo Chavez will lie in state for the next three days. It is not expected to draw as many flies as President Obama's face.

Comrades! This is an antisocial behavior that must not be tolerated , you are instructed to find and reeducate this cat!

C.O.M.M.I.E wrote: Comrades! This is an antisocial behavior that must not be tolerated , you are instructed to find and reeducate this cat!

Tea baggin puzzy must be re-educated immediately.

Poor ole Hugo, I hope he can overthrow El Diablo and bring socialist order for peoples in that perverbial warm place he now resides.

Seems Hell is a dictatorship, so he must liberate there for all the necro voters.

I hope Che can join forces with him there ... for the greater good™ of course.

Remember, you don't have to be the most animated mourner in the crowd at the funeral ....you just have to be more animated than the guy next to you......

I was hoping Comrade Castro had booked a double with Hugo. But, alas...not.

Dear Fine Report,

I firmly believe what you say is true. After all, the famous Bond character, Odd Job, was superb at beheading anyone he was ordered to. He, after all, did a top job! (if you'll pardon the expression) No? And, he did it with his hat! Bingo! Ding, ding ding!

When guns are not available, a hat can kill many humans!

Excellent observation!