Greetings, fellow comrades.

It seems like I disappear from this important centre of thinking every so often, usually out to capture evil thugs and the like and gulaging them until they see the light.

Anyways, Comrade Mike Nifong, who was bravely defending the institution of the People's justice, decided to sell out our party by getting himself caught and betraying us by leaving his prominent position as the Party's section leader in the state of North Carolina.

As a member of the party, Nifong was skilled at finding innocent pigs and condemning them by talking with the big media and prosecuting them to the fullest extent. Regardless of class, he stood up for justice by following false leads and making up stories in order to carry out justice.

However, I now recommend that he be purged from the party as he has decided to go to the dark side. Someone should call the party chair to solve this problem...or I could take care of it myself.

Take back justice! Demand the purge of Mike Nifong!

Usurping justice,
Vladimir Ivanov
Commissar, USSA

I demand a purge on him also because his last name sounds funny!

Where did our party organization fail? The North Carolina Attorney General has failed us--why did he not stay bought?

Comrade Nifong had a surefire hit on his hands. Accusing rich white boys of a crime against a black woman. We all know that the facts mean nothing in such cases.

After the charges were leveled, townsfolk in Durham invaded the campus pointing fingers at the rich white boys and pretending to pull the trigger of a gun. Why were these people not armed with guns seized from their lawful owners?

What's the world coming to if rich white boys cannot be framed by a progressive in office?

I agree! Purge him! To let the late Ed Bradley (a member of a repressed miniority) of "60 Minutes" out him like that! He has failed the non-working peoples of the world!

Commissar Theocritus wrote:What's the world coming to if rich white boys cannot be framed by a progressive in office?

It happens all the time to the poor and middle class who often times cannot afford attorneys! And yet he could not doctor the evidence to put away a few elitists, bourgeois, white boys. Who cares if they raped that young woman or not? Justice is what this is about!!!

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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev

Justice is what we say it is. Facts are an inconvenience. And Mike Nifong must be purged because of blinding incompetence. Why, I bet this bozo couldn't even run a small concentration camp. Good riddance.

Well we have to give him some credit. Despite the overwhelming evidence that clears the names of these rich white boys, Mike still believes they're guilty. He might have failed us, but at least he has the progressive wisdom to know and understand that these rich white boys will rape and pillage again if we allow them to roam the streets. I'm sure it won't be long now before another honest and courageous hooker steps forward to denounce these traitorous class enemies and clear Mike Nifong's good name.

Perhaps Precious, which is the stage name of Crystal Gayle Mangum, has a sister. I wonder if Al Sharpton still has Tawana Brawley on his Rolodex?

I've got it. Where is Dee Dee Meyers? She herself coined the term "bimbo eruptions" and hired John Podesta, a private investigator with a reputation for ruthlessness--gotta love that--to put out the bimbo eruptions which might hurt the husband of Our Many Titted Empress.

And then Dee Dee, showing her true mettle, accused the RepubliKKKans of coming up with "bimbo eruptions!" Genius. I'm so proud. Do you realize how we've used Freud's projection to our own benefit?

We lie, of course; accuse them of <i>doing the same thing</i> and our stooges in the media will go along. I really miss Dan Rather.

Oh well. We were running out of meds to keep him from twitching.

I'm kind of having a change of heart, comrades. I feel that we shouldn't throw stones at Nifong, but instead we should embrace him and assign him victim status (we could always say that the tearing down of Mike Nifong is just another assault by the VRWC). Yes, we need to elevate this man and DEMAND that he be given more money and power. You forget comrades; it is OUR duty to defend scandal-ridden Party members. It is also OUR duty to make them appear in the eyes of the American people as heroic icons fighting off the reactionary chain-dog Retardlickans. As Democrats, we should never leave a man (or womyn!) behind (that is unless they're currently serving in the U.S armed forces OR are making over 60K a year and are not unionized).

GIVE NIFONG MORE MONEY, MORE POWER AND A BIGGER OFFICE, NOW! THE WORLD IS WATCHING!!

Meow, you have mirrored my thoughts. I sent Nifong's resume to John Podesta, the private investigator hired by Dee Deed Meyers to quell the bimbo eruptions and then the assassin chief of staff John Podesta. Unfortunately Comrade Podesta told me that Nifong had been poached by Harold Ickes.

Who is a strict disciplinarian. Nifong must be punished, of course; I cannot tell you how many times I've told him not to oversell something. And for God's sake, when you frame someone, really BUY a laboratory. My god, he was the DA. Didn't he have anything on that lab tech to make sure that the results came back the way he wanted? I recall one time I had some pictures of a lab tech in a public restroom with, oddly enough, a BEQ, and I threatened to send them to his father-in-law, who was worth a ton of money and in poor health, and the fellow turned quite white and stammered but I got to write the lab report that I wanted and he signed it.

How do you think that W got that DWI offense in Maine 30 years ago? He was stone-cold sober. I had to WORK to get a cop to pull someone for going too slowly; some of the cops had actually gone to Florida and had seen it before.

So Nifong is good material. But needs a little, er, education. Which is on track.

By the way, Harold told me that Nifong's punishment will be running errands for Helen Thomas, including giving her pedicures.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote: GIVE NIFONG MORE MONEY, MORE POWER AND A BIGGER OFFICE, NOW! THE WORLD IS WATCHING!!

Yes, Meow. But we cannot make him out to be the victim right away. In order for ordinary sheep-le (proles) to buy that he is a victim, we will have to let a good amount of time pass before we instruct our useful idiots in the Democratic Party's P.R. dept. (ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN) to publicly rehabilitate him. Let's put the word out the he is currently at our sister treatment center on the west coast, the Jane Fonda Center for the Treatment of Anti-Socialist Behavior, where he is being treated for exhaustion. In several months we'll have him make the rounds on all the talk shows. Several months after all that, our Many Tittied Empress will be the prez and we can put him in her "special research" committee.

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No! You are falling for reactionary lies, comrade Blokhayev! Mr. Nifong needs to be paraded to the forefront now and be given his rewards for serving humynity! We must do EVERYTHING in our collective power to either 1.) get him on the bench or 2.) get him on the big bench (the Supreme Court). This progressive man, this poor, put upon and demonized progressive man, has been beat down long enough by the KKKonservative dominated MSM (wink wink) and we, the compassionate caretakers of AmeriKKKa, need to shower him with love, money and accolades.

If we don't do it, who will? Do you want this man's crocodile tears on your hands, comrade Blokhayev? I sure don't, my heart bleeds enough as it is. <stomps away crying>

Damn it, Meow! Did you stop taking your Thorazine?

Pay attention here!!! The public still sees Nifong as a villain and will continue to do so for several months. We must allow time to pass before we begin The Party™ process of rehabilitating Comrade Nifong. Afterwards, our useful idiots in the Democratic Party's P.R. dept. (ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN) will do the rest of the work for us.

I am not falling for "reactionary lies". I am merely being pragmatic when it comes to managing Comrade Nifong's rehabilitation. These are delicate matters. One tiny misstep and he is ruined. And thus, of no use to The Party™.

You take your meds right now. Especially your Thorazine. Every time you forget to take your meds you get all paranoid and emotional and all kinds of crazy shit. Take deep breaths. Say to yourself, over and over, "I will take my medicine. I will feel better!".

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I refuse to take my meds, comrade Blokhayev! You know medication makes me rational! How can I be a good Democrat if I think rationally? Huh? Do you want me to defect or something to the other side!? OUTRAGE!

Look, we stood up for Tookie till the end and now it is time we stand up for Mike Nifong and DEMAND that he is not made an example of. We damn well know those boys were guilty and we should be on the airwaves right now denouncing this latest attempt to file criminal charges against Mr. Nifong. What if it were you on trial, comrade Blokhayev? Should the Party just sit on its hands and let you face real justice!? NO! We should be doing everything in our power to make YOU the VICTIM and give YOU the things that those white rich males take away from those 35 million Americans who have to survive on the crumbs of welfare.

It's not fair that Mike has to suffer, just like it wasn't fair that Dan Rather had to be booted from CBS. Just because the evidence is non-existent does not necessarily mean that the charges are false - that's progressive reasoning at its best.

I hope you change your mind, comrade, and see that Mike is suffering. He needs our help now and we should embrace him like we do all criminals.

Meow, this happens every damn time you quit taking your meds! Let the Democrats be irrational! They are useful idiots to serve The Party™ But Party Members™ are expected be at the very least semi-rational (except for Nancy). Because, who's going to hold the leash of the useful Democrat idiots? That's right! The Party™!

I am well aware that Comrade Nifong is suffering! But he failed to falsify evidence that would have convicted those rich white boys. So he has to pay for his mistake for a period of time until we can rehabilitate him. So far, he still has a roll to play for The Party™. Once Our Many Tittied Empress has become the President he will be perfect for her "Special Research" committee. This is where his talents will be most needed. There are a lot of RethugliKKKans out there whose reputations must be smeared. Remember, you cannot convict on no evidence. If you have no evidence then you "make" the evidence!!!

Dan Rather getting the boot at CBS was indeed fair! What happened to him is what happens to all useful idiots when that are no longer useful. They are just plain idiots and The Party™ does what it has always done since 1917 when idiots are no longer useful, it "cuts them loose". A case in point: Jimmy Carter.

Now cut the bullshit and take your meds!

BTW: A little off topic, but also related to corrupt law enforcement. More glorious news from the People's Commonwealth of Virginia. The Virginia Committee for State Security (i.e. the Gestapo) will be out in force writing tickets for speeding this weekend. However:

1. Fines will range from a MINIMUM of $750 and a MAXIMUM of $3000
2. Judges have no authority to reduce the fine.
3. If you cannot pay, you lose your license until you do.

Remember!!! This is not a legalized form of extortion. No... this is all for "Public Safety".

All to fund Commonwealth road projects. Isn't Socialism glorious? Let those you are the least able to pay, pay for the rest!!! That's fair! Right?

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ZB

Socialism is glorious, Zam. I have total faith and confidence in Supreme Governor Kaine and his efforts to take away from all of us for the Common Good. Have you met his eyebrow, Zam? Wonderful little creature that Tim Kaine eyebrow is. Why, just the other day Tim Kaine's eyebrow took me out to dinner and then off to the lanes for some bowling. Mmm... Tim Kaine's eyebrow knows a thing or two about bowling.

While we are on the subject of Commonwealth Publik Works Projects, I want to remind all residents here in the People's Commonwealth that we will begin construction on the Richmond Wall to ward off any conservatives from moving back into the city. At first we wanted it to resemble the same security measures as the Berlin Wall, but knowing what a disaster that was in keeping the fascist out, we have instead decided to build an “imaginary” wall. Yes, this wall we be as expensive as an “unimaginary” wall, but will work as effectively if not more effectively then an actual wall (Congress likes our idea and will be using it to implement immigration reform! JOY!).

Don't be surprised, Zam, if your KKKon neighbors run out of their house in utter disgust upon learning that they will be funding the construction of this wall. Just tell them that it had to be done since Richmond is still a vital voting bloc for the Party and maybe their pee-brains will understand its importance.

We build the wall for The Children.