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Comrade Squarepants

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Comrades! Do you know what the Russian Army's most popular cadence call is??



To quote a famous American, I swear that I am not making this up...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!


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Comrade Marx,

I bet you've been saving that for just the right moment!

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Image To think that a product of capitalism and bourgeois oppression can gain acceptance in the former bastion of communism and the land of Comrade Lenin is terrifying. Worse than that, this despicable and annoying yellow sea creature shows a sense of individualism that is most dangerous to the collective and party doctrine. Even the socialist message in this cartoon is diluted. Sponge bob is depicted as happy flipping burgers and as such, happy as an exploited worker making minimum wage.

We need to demand the collectivization of all cartoons now and place them under the control of the politburo of propaganda and assign a commissar each studio to insure that such entertainment conforms to the Marxist message.
Image That is funny as hell!

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I concur with comrade Gennady Feygin, who posted this comment on our Facebook:

It is obvious that they are forced to use this when they perform poorly. The sargeant calls them "detki", which means babies. So this is is punishment cadence (sort of immortal marine's punishment "this is a rifle and this is a gun" immortalized by Leon Uris in "Battle cry"

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Comrades, Let us not forget that Comrade Bob™ lives the ultimate proletariate life. His dwelling is completely bio-degradable, he earns little or nothing, is driven relentlessly by his capitalist bourgeous boss to perform, but none-the-less strives to be a model citizen. And as he has no brain, is the perfect party member for glorious leader (PBUH) O'Bama.

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And now for something completely different (from 1972)


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A comrade has caused outrage on social networking sites by posting his crosshairs on Instagram. Be careful out there and don't Tweet your bead.

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