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Congressman Demands Fetal Tissue Be Armed in the Womb

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Dateline Washington D.C.

Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) today demanded that unborn fetal tissue be given assault weapons while still in the womb.

Stockman tweeted that "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted", which, of course, is ridiculous because fetal tissue is NOT a baby until sometime after birth, and medical science has not yet decided on when, exactly, that transformation takes place.

Texas' demented representative issued his tweet with the hashtag "Gosnell", in an obvious attempt to demonize misunderstood and wrongly persecuted abortion doctor Kermit Gosnell, who is currently on trial for delivering hundreds of live, viable, babies in the third trimester of pregnancy and then murdering them by severing their spinal cords with scissors.

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Can an armed newborn be found guilty for shooting an abortionist in self-defense?

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Comrade People's Director, this >spit< congressman is obviously very confused.

Obviously, the fetal tissue which shot an upstanding abortion doctor would deserve the death penalty!

Um, wait. That is, if it was a human being. And stuff.

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Red Square wrote:Can an armed newborn be found guilty for shooting an abortionist in self-defense?

Yes. Because the baby would then be violating the abortionist's right to privacy.

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Silly discussion - Guns don't kill abortionists, un-viable tissue masses do. Oh, and here's the murder weapon, your honor.

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How stupid is Steve Stockman????

Everyone should know by now that a "life" is not actually a "life" until it is old enough to fill out a Universal Background Check, or, starts contributing to the collective in taxes.

What a complete idiot!

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I am for agreeing with Comrade El Presidente!

And Comrade Craptek - that's smaller than my Seecamp!!!

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All the fetus needs to do is call 911 . . . Case closed.


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Commodore Woogums, you were born with an entire navy. Of course it's safe!

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The answer is to vote for Socialist Democrats and end these foolish discussions.

Answer #2 is to arm all Fetus Redistribution Doctors!

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The Vice President weighs in on the debate:
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The irrepressible, unfathomable... almost profane intellect of the Vice Prezzzident is more than a mere mortal can bear.

Tell me they did break the mold after they dropped him on his ass.

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Ummm, that wasn't his ass he was dropped on, comrade.

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Ummm, that wasn't his ass he was dropped on, comrade.

Of course it was. That's where he's always sticking his head.

Prog Off:

Babies scheduled for abortion: "Save me, O God, by Your name, And vindicate me by Your strength. Hear my prayer, O God; Give ear to the words of my mouth. For strangers have risen up against me, And oppressors have sought after my life; They have not set God before them. Behold, God is my helper; the Lord is with those who uphold my life. He will repay my enemies for their evil. Cut them off in Your truth." Psalm 54


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But wait! There's more!

Comrade Attorney General Eric Holder and his wife are involved in the abortion industry...

And now we know why Holder keeps trying to prosecute Pro-Lifers! It's for the Childrenfetuses.

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Comrade ROCK,

The linkages between and among the administration higher-ups and extra-governmental organizations is a marvel to behold, is it not?


 
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