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I wanna stump but I'm afraid I'll fall
I want elected but my crowd's too small
Big girl depends I got them on me too
I got the coughing pneumonia
And the boogie woogie shoots

I called Trump's voters deplorable
Placed in baskets not desirable
Big girl depends I got them on me too
I got the coughing pneumonia
And the boogie woogie shoots

I want elected but my polls too low
I still am talkin' but my speech is slow
Big girl depends I got them on me too
I got the coughing pneumonia
And the boogie woogie shoots

I want elected but my polls too low
I still am runnin' but my speech is slow
Big girl depends I got them on me too
I got the coughing pneumonia
And the boogie woogie shoots

Secret service now hurryin' me' home
My ride's comin' but it's takin' too long
Big girl depends I got them on me too
I got the coughing pneumonia
And now I've lost a shoe

Most equal Com- (hack, hack, hack, hack ...) What I mean to say (hack, hack, hack, hack ...) to say is that the equality on display (hack, hack, hack) here is surely uneq- (hack, hack, hack, hack) CRASH!!

Where was i ... I cant remember. ..................................................... I think I should finish this later ................

.................. Say Comrade, you gotta try the potato peel chai in the soup line, it's delicious

Another equal song comes to mind, sung by Chuck Berry and later the Beatles:

​I got the rockin' pneumonia,
I need a shot of rhythm and blues
I think I'm rollin' arthritis
sittin' down by the rhythm review
Roll Over Beethoven rockin' in two by two

Red Square wrote:Another equal song comes to mind, sung by Chuck Berry and later the Beatles:

​I got the rockin' pneumonia,
I need a shot of rhythm and blues
I think I'm rollin' arthritis
sittin' down by the rhythm review
Roll Over Beethoven rockin' in two by two

Try to feel a little better, gonna make it outside of the beltway
It's a 9/11 event I want to be seen today
Carry me over 'tween guards
Gotta do it again today

My temperature's rising, my brain cell's blowing a fuse
My heart's missing a rhythm, begging now for some kinda cures
Guards carry me over
between y'all two by two

Well, I feel like I got it
Go get my doctor to heal and sock it
Take me over and move my arms now
Try to cover me reel and rock
Carry me over
Guards carry me over , Keep this out of the news

Early in the morning I gave you a warning
Don't you loose my ten grand shoes
Hey, diddle diddle, gonna lie and riddle
I ain't got nothing to lose
Guards carry me over Keep this out of the news


She jiggles like a glow worm, spins like a dancing top
Her depends held by garters, you can see her reel and rock
Long as she can stand
This ruse will never stop

Guards carry me over , Guards carry me over
Guards carry me over , Guards carry me over
Guards carry me over , dig secret service dudes

Guards carry me over , Guards carry me over
Guards carry me over , Guards carry me over
Guards carry me over , dig secret service dudes

Guards carry me over , Guards carry me over
Guards carry me over , Guards carry me over
Guards carry me over , Guards carry me over
Guards carry me over

Callmelennie wrote:Most equal Com- (hack, hack, hack, hack ...) What I mean to say (hack, hack, hack, hack ...) to say is that the equality on display (hack, hack, hack) here is surely uneq- (hack, hack, hack, hack) CRASH!!

Where was i ... I cant remember. ..................................................... I think I should finish this later ................

Hackity Hack (don't talk back) ???

I didn't even have to make up new lyrics...............

Somebody Get Me a Doctor

Oh yeah aw
You better call me a doctor
Feelin' no pain
Overloaded, down the drain
Somebody get me a doctor
You better call up the ambulance, I'm deep in shock
Overloaded, baby, I can hardly walk
Somebody get me a doctor
Somebody get me a doctor
Aww feelin' over fine
And I'm speedin' down that line
Aw aw yeah yeah
Oh aw uh
You better call me a doctor
Feelin' no pain
Overloaded, down the drain
I said bye-bye
Somebody get me a doctor
Somebody get me a doctor uh uh
Somebody get me a doctor aw aw
Uh somebody get me a shot

Here's another version with alternative lyrics: Lying Pneumonia

Red Square wrote:Here's another version with alternative lyrics: Lying Pneumonia

I give it a 10 cause you can dance to it unlike Somebody Get Me A Doctor. Unless, of course, you happen to be Joe Cocker.

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Woke up
Was in a Chelsea bedroom and the first thing that I knew
I was strong enough to hug children, so I guess it wasn't flu
Now I'm a feeling pretty chipper, hell, I'm guessing it warn't PNEUMONIA

Oh, if they pry
We'll put out a lie
And we'll say it to November

(Is makink for good irony, da comrades? ... As Chelsea Clinton is beink named for this song)

As our reader pointed out on Facebook,

Wasn't she David Letterman's long-time musical director--or, was that rather Paul Schaffer and his All-Girls Band?

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Callmelennie wrote:Most equal Com- (hack, hack, hack, hack ...) What I mean to say (hack, hack, hack, hack ...) to say is that the equality on display (hack, hack, hack) here is surely uneq- (hack, hack, hack, hack) CRASH!!

Where was i ... I cant remember. ..................................................... I think I should finish this later ................

Did you get that hacking cough from a computer virus?

"Mrs Clinton, we'd like to ask a few questions about your health.
If you're able, please just use your yes and no lights."

No I got it from that new guard on the ward, Beyotchislav Hackinkoff. I think he has pneumonia, he was recently working for Komradina Klinton

Comrade, you speak of a computer virus as if it is a human virus that is capable of making you sick. I am trying to reconcile these two concepts in my head, but the strain is making me feel lightheaded. Oh Comrade, my room is starting to go up and down. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .......

........ Oh hey, you gotta try the potato peel chai in the soup line. Wait a minute, haven't I said this before

Callmelennie wrote:No I got it from that new guard on the ward, Beyotchislav Hackinkoff. I think he has pneumonia, he was recently working for Komradina Klinton

Comrade, you speak of a computer virus as if it is a human virus that is capable of making you sick. I am trying to reconcile these two concepts in my head, but the strain is making me feel lightheaded. Oh Comrade, my room is starting to go up and down. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .......

........ Oh hey, you gotta try the potato peel chai in the soup line. Wait a minute, haven't I said this before

I think my potato peel chai soup sat out overnight.... Many visits to the gulag privy

Groucho Marxist wrote:... Did you get that hacking cough from a computer virus?