Michael Crichton's novel “State of Fear” has been officially reclassified as non-fiction today, and Librarians around the world have to physically move the book to their non-fiction sections as well as re-enter it in their computer systems.

The 2004 novel about a world-wide conspiracy of self-serving lawyers and environmental groups that seek to fool the public into thinking Global Warming is real, was recently proven to be a true story, and therefore can't stay on the fiction shelves anymore.


Ms. Fanny Callister, the spokeswoman for the American Library Association, was visibly agitated at a press conference yesterday afternoon. “The Dewey decimal system wasn't designed for the reclassification of materials. This just messes up everything.” she said with a loud sigh. “I told Gerty (fellow librarian Gertrude Smith) this would happen. The author included a non-fiction essay in the appendix that provides an historical example of hundreds of scientists getting caught up with a popular fad which was disproved after a decade or so. I said when the book came out it was a bad idea to mix fiction and non-fiction like that.”

Librarians are concerned they may have to do this again after unconfirmed reports of live dinosaur sightings were received from a remote island in the Pacific.

The Hell Gazette contributed to this article.

This reactionary psuedo-science garbage should be collected immediately by the local politikal commissars (acorn members) and burned en masse.

Any criminal in possession of this illegal document shall be sent to the most inhospitable gulag for thier crimes against the people and the environment.

Dr. James E. Hansen - Climate Change Czar

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