The 2004 novel about a world-wide conspiracy of self-serving lawyers and environmental groups that seek to fool the public into thinking Global Warming is real, was recently proven to be a true story, and therefore can’t stay on the fiction shelves anymore.
Ms. Fanny Callister, the spokeswoman for the American Library Association, was visibly agitated at a press conference yesterday afternoon. “The Dewey decimal system wasn’t designed for the reclassification of materials. This just messes up everything.” she said with a loud sigh. “I told Gerty (fellow librarian Gertrude Smith) this would happen. The author included a non-fiction essay in the appendix that provides an historical example of hundreds of scientists getting caught up with a popular fad which was disproved after a decade or so. I said when the book came out it was a bad idea to mix fiction and non-fiction like that.”
Librarians are concerned they may have to do this again after unconfirmed reports of live dinosaur sightings were received from a remote island in the Pacific.
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Any criminal in possession of this illegal document shall be sent to the most inhospitable gulag for thier crimes against the people and the environment.
Dr. James E. Hansen - Climate Change Czar