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Cuba Eases Travel Restrictions to the United States

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Comrades, here is a translation of an article in Gramma that was carried out of Cuba via Passenger Pigeon (a time traveling Passenger Pigeon, who like Comrade Red Square, traveled from the future back to us).

Today, the Castro brothers simultaneously signed a new law that will lift all travel restrictions for Cubans wishing to travel to the United States.

Reactions among Cuban citizens were mixed.

Mr. Alfonzo Grab el Baggo Pronto stated that he had plans to see the Grand Canyon and other vacation spots, including Garden of the Gods in Colorado, the Redwood Forests in California and most of all, a trip to Brainard, Minnesota to have his picture taken next to Paul Bunyon and Babe the Blue Ox.

Alita de Marielita and her husband said they were hoping to visit New York to take in some Broadway shows and a day or two at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. However,she did lament that she and her teenage daughter would need to turn a few extra tricks with American tourists in order to have enough money to pay for a week's stay at the Ambassador Hotel.

One group disappointed with this new change is the small,but significant American exile community of aspiring revolutionaries, Bohemian fellow travelers, accused murderers, and others, who are disappointed that Cuban pesos will now flow freely into the United States and its economy.

The Cuban government has ordered two new Airbuses and plan to have two flights a day to accommodate the expected demand of Cubans wishing to travel to the United States.

President Obama has promised to streamline Visa applications for all applicants. "This is a new era in the relationship between our two countries. We welcome all Cubans who wish to travel to the United States."


 
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