With Officials and High-ranking members of the Party Nomenklatura arriving in Washington DC for the Glorious Inauguration of Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama in their specially designated aircraft, authorities have now reserved a runway for Party members only, to cut down on traffic and allow those who serve the Party to be less inconvenienced by normal airport congestion.
This is not unheard of in the history of Socialism: during the glorious days of the Soviet Union, a central lane was imposed on major thoroughfares, known as ZiL Lanes. Only Party officials could use these lanes, and even today they are still in use by officials of the Russian Federation. It is good to see this wonderful piece of Soviet ingenuity coming to America!
Soon, the workers and peasants of America will be comforted knowing that those who care the most for them, the leadership of the Socialist Democratic Party, will be able to arrive for the many important meetings and social gatherings associated with the Inauguration without having to wait in regular traffic.
Party officials will be able to whisk in and out of the Capital without having to burn extra gasoline and jet fuel while waiting in congestion, saving the people thousands of People’s Dollars and reducing their carbon footprints.
To some, this may appear to be favoritism, but true Socialists know that such accommodations must be made for Party leaders due to their many sacrifices and hard work for the good of the Masses.
These events, despite the appearance of lavish parties and decadent consumption, are in fact difficult gatherings as Party members contemplate the needs of the People and discuss strategies for better organizing our society in a more Progressive and efficient manner.
Agitate for preferential treatment for Party members in the name of social equality!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,