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Dear Leader cannot fill college stadium

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Comrades,

Dear Leader kicked off his campaign, promising the media lapdogs ---- those remaining after his snackthe room would be overflowing. Unfortunately, at best it was 70% full. This was in Columbus, Ohio. Ohio is a crucial swing state that Dear Leader MUST win in order to save us all from that REICHWING FASCIST Mitt Romney.

Comrades, this is simply terrible. Do these people not realize that change takes time and we must go Forward™? For every student that was on campus who did not show up to the event, I think their taxes should be raised. And they should be expelled. It is one's civic duty to be used in a Dear Leader photo op. It is unthinkable that these students would make a liar out of Dear Leader!

But never fear, Comrades. Dear Leader is coming deep into liberal territory on Tuesday as he visits the University at Albany in New York. He will get willing progs and proles to be in the photo op.

Forward, Comrades!

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The only leader this bum is capable of being is a deer leader. And I don't know any deer that want him.

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Good news Korrekt Thinkers !!! Julia was able to attend and hear Dear Leader centrally plan her life.

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Your damn commie "dear leader" has a cardboard cutout economic recovery going on during the campaign season, so it seems fitting he should have cardboard cutout crowds at his campaign events.

That's why we at Halliburton International have launched Halliburton Cardboard Cutout Democrat Crowds Unlimited where you can find all the Obama supporters you need. They fill the stadium. Get 'em while they're hot! And they don't embarrass the candidate (they're smarter than actual Democrats). Made from only the best cardboard.

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What do you expect? COLUMBUS Ohio? Named for a fascist imperialist hater of Native Americans like Elizabeth Warren? Of course it is filled with nothing but Racists! Good thing we bussed in enough SEIU grassroots, spontaneous support....

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Comrades, comrades - fret not! As usual, the reich wing controlled media has done its best to spin the current truth, but the current truth WILL prevail!

These so-called empty seats are empty only because the people who would have been there were busy at Obama Campaign Headquarters! Don't worry, they all watched the event on a big screen, but they obviously had too much to do to attend personally - there are still, unbelievable though it may seem, areas of the USSA where the ignorant cling to their god and guns, and they MUST be reached!

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Foolish Americans have started doubting that prosperity is gained by increased government spending through higher taxes and government borrowing. The French once again are taking the socialist lead to glorious victory. Please, let us start by confiscating all of Warren Buffett's wealth and placing it in the hands of the people where it belongs. Then we should limit profits on motion pictures. "The Avengers" has already made an obscene profit. Start the movie redistribution NOW. Better yet, after a basic level of return, movies should be free for the people. Limit Hollywood earnings! They are sucking the people dry! Why does George Clooney have so much money? I demand a show trial.

-People For Rich Hating Equality-

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Maybe Dear Leader should start having his campaign rallies in cemeteries. It's a captive audience and the majority of the occupants are going to vote for him anyway.

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Image Of course, if the Dear Leader® can't fill a venue like that, what makes him think he can win an election? We'll have to page Soros and get his minions working, eh? (Oh, wait...they already are....)

Image But fear not, brothers and sisters of the Great Collective™! We hereby volunteer to modify the offending photographs accordingly using a device called Adobe Photoshop so that the arena may appear full. Because everybody knows that Photoshop is a Comrade's best friend best tool—besides the Useful Shovel, anyway. Approved and used by the North Koreans.


 
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