Happy St. Patrick's Day comrades. Today we celebrate the great Irish collectivist's march to the sea as he drove the masses of capitalist snakes out of the Emerald Isle. What better day for our Dear Leader Barry O'bama to embrace his black Irish heritage. Lift a glass of Irish vodka and pass the potatoes. Then grab your shovels and dig in to the old sod. Kill your landlord or throw a bomb at the Queen in solidarity with our IRA brethren. Revolution now, revolution forever!

Excellent Comrade Whoopie. Great timing. These Tea Party persons needed a reminder. Glorious One is Leader of all, though I suspect there won't be much Tea drinking today.

Did anyone see that moron was meeting with Northern Irish businessmen while wearing his green? He stands for the lowly Irish Potato IRA farmers today. All hail the indoctrination of the successful Irish businessmen capitalist pigs. No business shall be successful on the planet without contributing to the cause. Tax the producers! Reward the Looters! Sinn Fein rejoice Obama has come for Ireland.

Comrades, I see that Obama actually did have the audacity of hope to claim part Irish ancestry on his mother's side.

This would verify the theory that Mrs. O'Leary's cow was inseminated by an African. It was the African and not the cow who knocked over the lantern starting the Great Chicago fire.

This would also explain comrade Mikail Jackson's skin disorder. He doesn't have vitiligo, he's just part Holstein.