The glorious Democrat, Rep. Dennis Kucinich, narrowly escaped martyrdom by olive pit, when he bit into a vegetarian sandwich wrap in April of 2008. Now he is suing the capitalist company that runs the House cafeteria.

Many would assume that as a representative of the People, Rep Kucinich would already have all the money he needs. Those people haven't seen his Rohypnol bill, however.

Comrade Lumberjack,

Perhaps it is the case that Rep. Kuchinich had in fact found with his teeth the replacement brain issued him under ObamaCare--as a test case and pioneering role model--ensconced in a novel eco-friendly drug delivery system; however, he was possibly distracted by the likelihood that anything embodying progressive vanguard thought and coming from a private source must by definition be damaging to the body politic and corporal.

How many more or our esteemed comrades will face the rampant menace that are olive pits before we stop them Comrade Chairman? How many more?

Surely someone can be purged.

no body is takink BoomBoom serious when is wearink Misha Bear suit. You will not be laughink when olive pit sneaks into bedroom and lodges in your windpipe when you are sleepink.

I must say the mild winters here in Democratic Peoples Republic of Mass. are an improvement over those in Siberia. If only the party officials here were as morally upstandink and stalwart in their duties to the people as their glorious Siberian counterparts. Would that it were Comrade. Would that it were.

Then, is he not suing the taxpayers? Why yes, he is! My my, what a good Socialist he has turned out to be. Not to mention how he is doing his part to keep the greedy capitalist in the USSA free from deadly pits.

Who is this Olive Pit? Is she that woman in the picture? She looks like a tea drinker.

According to a report from my covert operatives:
That wasn't an olive pit, comrades. And those weren't TaterTots, either.

Навсегда говядины и картошек!

Comrade Opiate of the People said;"[highlight=#ffff99]Who is this Olive Pit? Is she that woman in the picture? She looks like a tea drinker[/highlight]."

She's OK Comrade. That's a KGB Secret Decoder Ring she's wearing:

I've got one of those rings too. Found it in a box of Froot Loops. To hide something in plain sight is very clever of our comrades.

Why, I'm shocked that the gold digger Moonbat Kucinich wasn't wearing his tinfoil hat at the time of this unfortunate... "accident". If Mr. Moonbat was consistent to his character, he would't bother suing "humans"; he would be suing those space aliens who abducted him mercilessly, poking and proding with their steely tools, trying to find any cognitive mass in the hollow recess between those "Obama-style" ears.

I would surmise Mr. Moonbat is trying to act like a greedy kapitalist pig with this intention of winning the litigation lottery over an alien fetus that somehow worked its way into his mouth.