We have returned from Denver this morning with a lot of material to process. In the meantime, here are some of our exploits as documented by our local Colorado friend El Marco.

Shaking the Freedom Cage

Red Square harangues crowd of thousands at DNC!


Masses swoon as True Light of Socialism is explained!


Evidence of Police State Rampant in Suppression of Free Speech!

(Red, I've tried quite unsuccessfully to upload three photos of the Denver festivities from the linked site to go with these captions. Ah well. I am a technological Neanderthal.)

Dear Lenin! Look at the massive crowds! To think, fences of brick and iron surrounded by spare T-54's just to keep the throng back! And who can blame them? The Great Leader hypnotizes with just a glance and his mighty finger held in the air! Er...just where has that finger been Comrade?

I like that Red's shirt matches the pantsuit Hillary's wore Tuesday.

and I know I speak for everyone here at the Cube when I say, I want to see Red's Elvis impersonation. Is there video of this?

Shame.

I recognize that Coward Criminal! Thats... thats....the guy who used to talk to Clinton while with a hooker right? Guess he can't be too bad.

Commissar Maksim wrote:I like that Red's shirt matches the pantsuit Hillary's wore Tuesday.

and I know I speak for everyone here at the Cube when I say, I want to see Red's Elvis impersonation. Is there video of this?

I agree, what's with all the orange lately? Is it to show solidarity with the illegally oppressed detainees at Gitmo? Or is it the new red?

And like Maksim, I too would like to see more of the Elvis impersonation. In fact, if Red Square can do that gyrating thing with his hips, I just might swoon and throw my red headscarf onto the stage.

Or do I have that confused with Tom Jones?

I want to see the pictures of Comrade Cube levitating Invesco Field! I know he can!