Dear Comrades,

I must tell you how outraged I am at Der Fuhrer. How DARE he insult our great Dear Leader? You know, I don't mind it when Der Fuhrer rants about his evil REICHWING CAPITALIST pizza being late, or getting kicked off Twitter, or Facebook being too slow. These things are all evil CAPITALIST creations and the problems Der Fuhrer is experiencing with them are most likely the fault of the evil BusHitler. But when Der Fuhrer just starts saying Dear Leader may as well write a one line bill that says he wants to spend $450 billion, I draw the line. Worse yet, he calls Dear Leader a lightweight!! Does Der Fuhrer not realize this is an emergency and we just need to pass the bill immediately? We can find out what's in it later.

Dear Leader read the glorious People's Teleprompter for quite a long time. Dear Leader said he wanted the evil REICHWING rich to pay more. He said he was going to eliminate deductions (what Dear Leader calls loopholes). He said he would hire more teachers. And he would create a special new opportunity for glorious lawyers to sue: if you've been out of work for more than six months and you don't get hired. Dear Leader also said he would extend welfare unemployment. Dear Leader even recited part of the Pledge of Allegiance that he dislikes so much. Then he said some mushy stuff about America just to try to pull the wool over the eyes of those stupid redneck hick REICHWINGERS. Dear Leader promised to fix all the crumbling people's roads and bridges like he was supposed to do in the first failed stimulus. All Dear Leader asked was that they passed the bill immediately, right in front of him, before he even provided the text. The details don't matter. This is an emergency now that Dear Leader is back from Martha's Vineyard!

I am just so offended at Der Fuhrer for talking down our great and glorious Dear Leader! And if that was not bad enough, Der Fuhrer insults FDR too.

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I will say that one good thing to come out of the latest White House proposal is the elimination of many of the tax deductions for charitable contributions. Setting aside the fact that the only reason any Conservative, Christian, or Capitalist (all horrible groups whose name start with C) ever contributes to a charity is to get a tax deduction and avoid paying their fair share, this proposal has a far more important motive. Monies contributed to private charities do not benefit the Party.

Let's say that one of these hypocritical Christians contributes $1,000 to his Church's food pantry ministry. That money goes to buying non-perishable foodstuffs like rice and beans, which are then distributed to people in need. The Party is not involved; no votes are bought, no chains of dependency are forged, and no Party-endorsed politician gets a photo-op to show his or her concern for the less fortunate.

Now, remove the tax deduction, and the hypocritical Christian will not make that contribution. There will be no food pantry, and the less fortunate will be forced to turn to the government for sustenance. The Party benefits. Votes are bought. A permanent underclass is maintained, and more importantly, is maintained under our control.

Indeed, Comrade Brain, indeed - and the beauty of it is that the long standing tax deduction's removal was accomplished following a financial crisis CAUSED BY THE GOVERNMENT in the first place! Comrade Saul (PBUH) taught Dear Leader well, but in this case Dear Leader's taking advantage of a crisis whose origins can be traced directly to Comrade Bawney Fwank (a mere useful idiot, you must admit) and the whole bleeding heart home loan boondoggle is simply spectacular!

Yes - the underclass MUST be maintained, and having the horrible C groups pay for it (don't forget, they are also Bitter Clingers) is priceless!

Dear Comrades,

I don't know why I didn't think of this before, but do you think Der Fuhrer should be reported to Dear Leader's AttackWatch.com site? Der Fuhrer should not be allowed to say these horrible things against Dear Leader.

In the midst of election season, people might be confused by Der Fuhrer's rants. Since they have commentary on this site to explain away the vicious REICHWING attacks by Glenn Beck and Rick Perry, they need to have a whole section on the smears by Der Fuhrer. He has a number of other video rants where he complains about Dear Leader.

Ummmm, Comrade Vlad, I have bad news about Hitler and Attackwatch.com..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... ZPwDRZ6pTM It looks like the Fuehrer was actually involved in the development of the site, but is using his bully pulpit to turn on Dear Leader, too. He may be a socialist, but he's sure a turncoat.

Princess Nookie, oh dear. This means that one of Der Fuehrer's incompetent minions would likely intercept any attempt to report him to Dear Leader. Afterall, they probably do not want him to scream and yell at them (while being filmed for a YouTube video) about being turned in.

Somehow, we must get word of this to Dear Leader. He should know that the people he hires to do a job such as creating AttackWatch.com don't have absolute loyalty.

In the desolate town of Imperial, Texas, someone has spray-painted on an abandoned sign, "NO BAMA." I immediately of course inquired as to the owner of the property was and reported him to https://www.attackwatch.com. No matter that it might have been a New York trained, government-supported graffiti artist; it is the responsibility of the owner, who come to find out is dead, to make sure that nothing harms Dear Leader.

As the Good al-Book says, "If there is an Obama basher behind a rock, the rock will cry out, 'There is an Obama basher behind me!' and it is the duty of every prog to kill the Obama basher.

Listen to Jimmy Hoffa on this one.

I personally reported something to Attackwatch.com and was instantly directed to the Give, Give, Give until your Neighbor Hurts Obama web site. All links lead to that. And the emails that I have gotten. Telling me to gird my loins, get ready for the fight.

Prepare for the Long March.

We shall bury the Reichwing RethugliKKKans, and shred the First and Second Amendments, lest someone insist on "free speech" or on shall we say resisting when we suggest that they give "contributions for community cohesion" from say their jewelry boxes.