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DNC 2018/2020 Election Slogans

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In the proletarian utopia of Next Tuesday™, the election cycles will merge into one glorious, never-ending master cycle wherein successful candidates will begin their reelection campaigns immediately upon taking office (with a mere one-week period to redecorate their offices and make sure the interns are 'suited' to public 'service').

In order to build such a wonderful future society it is imperative that we return the Party of the People™ to their rightful offices. Therefore, and inspired by news nobody has time to write about, I present you with slogans hand-crafted by DNC© Political Scienticians™ to frighten coerce intimidate bully strong-arm terrorize convince the proles to vote in best interests of the Party. Feel free to add your own, comrades; the more the better to achieve total electoral victory!*


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Yes! Yes! Excellent ideas. The other thing the Democrats desperately need is what one might call the "death threat" emoji. The Dems are now issuing Fatwas against one another in California after the withdrawal of a universal health care proposal. Dem vs Dem.. Without a death threat emoji, how can they effectively convey their emotional state of mind?


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I'm getting mixed messages from this one:
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[/highlight][highlight=#d5d5d5]Oh, but you saw. I was winning. I would have won. Honest. [/highlight]

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Chairman Meow wrote:I'm getting mixed messages from this one:
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(Eating cat food out of a can)
I assume this is a reference to how much more expensive cat food is than the equivalent amount of humanpeople food. But I do not see why Republicans are to be thanked for such a Paradise in which humans can afford expensive and delicious cat food even in their old age. Is it not the Progressive program that will bring us to this Paradise of Next Tuesday?

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Does the "D" in the logo stand for Die or does it stand for Dead?

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Margaret wrote:Does the "D" in the logo stand for Die or does it stand for Dead?
Dummkopf.

(With a friendly nod to the good Genosse, who seems to be strangely missing from our midst lately.)

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Without a death threat emoji, how can they effectively convey their emotional state of mind?

Perhaps a miniature guillotine?




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$.$. Halliburton wrote:"We got a tax for everything."

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Wow, Imperatorskiy Pingvin! I like what you've done, but I must ask: Did you come up with those slogans yourself, or did you steal them from someone else?

Yes, it's a trick question, comrade. Think of Lady or the Tiger. Or in this case, Commissarka or the Shovel.


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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Wow, Imperatorskiy Pingvin! I like what you've done, but I must ask: Did you come up with those slogans yourself, or did you steal them from someone else?

Yes, it's a trick question, comrade. Think of Lady or the Tiger. Or in this case, Commissarka or the Shovel.
Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:Therefore, and inspired by news nobody has time to write about…

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Indeed, but I see you don't work for CNN, Comrade Pingvin, or you would've already made it a priority to find out who actually wrote them, and extracted a long, rambling apology from this person by warning them that if they write any more of these, you will dox them.

But then they might shovel whax you.

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Just clear the air between Pinkie and Pingvin, the Laika's Headline was based on a submission by Pinkie and later redistributed for agitprop purposes by Pingvin. If it serves the Greater Good, comrades, that means everybody wins (excluding our enemies, of course).

Speaking of enemies and of stealing other people's slogans, this one was being used forever without attribution. But I think it has now entered public domain and possibly has the creative commons license, meaning it can be used for private purposes and creative work, but not for big commercial, money-generating projects like what the DNC has become now.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Indeed, but I see you don't work for CNN, Comrade Pingvin, or you would've already made it a priority to find out who actually wrote them, and extracted a long, rambling apology from this person by warning them that if they write any more of these, you will dox them.

As the Kommissar of Antipodal Kollektivization i spend a great deal of my time trying to herd my fellow pingvins into the glorious world of Next Tuesday™; I can only issue so many threats in one day.

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Red Square wrote:Speaking of enemies and of stealing other people's slogans, this one was being used forever without attribution. But I think it has now entered public domain and possibly has the creative commons license…

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According to my research, the current French Communist Party (PCF) is an ideological descendant of the revolutionary-era Jacobin Club, which means they can make a claim to ownership of that particular slogan.

Which, by extension, means that it belongs to The Party™.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:The Dems are now issuing Fatwas against one another in California after the withdrawal of a universal health care proposal. Dem vs Dem...

Well, duh...that is, Da! They have no choice as there is no one left but Democrats in the DPRK (Democratik Peoples' Republik of Kalifoяnia). We haven't had a Republican in state government for nearly three generations. Those of us sentenced lucky enough to live here have been basking in the glorious world of Next Tuesday for this entire millennium.

- SK



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Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:
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UCF socialists: “all Republicans must be removed from office or people will die.”

The Knights for Socialism (KFS) student group has caused quite a stir at the University of Central Florida (UCF) during its recruitment drive on campus. The group's Facebook page is replete with statements such as, “Republicans= Terrorists,” and “All cops are bastards.”

One post proclaims that “[c]limate change will bring Unimaginable [sic] horrors in our lifetimes,” and even declares that “all Republicans must be removed from office or people will die.”

This isn't the first time the Knights have courted controversy. In February, the group held a “Leftist Fight Club” open to all individuals except Republicans. A local amateur boxer was in attendance to teach rudimentary hand-to-hand combat so that attendees could, “BASH THE FASH.”

Kathy Zhu, a political science major at UCF, posted pictures of the group's tabling on campus, captioning the photos with, “ANTIFA is at UCF! Someone needs to do something about this NOW.”

It does feel that someone is going to start dying, and it's the Republicans at the hands of the the progs who will claim "self-defense."

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What a collection of wonderful ideas! It would be hard to choose the ones that would be most effective, perhaps a job for The State Science and Poll Police.

Since our valued Comrade DeBalsio has come out so strongly against the inherent unfairness of private property, I have a feeling that the inequal idea of intellectual property will soon also be banned For The Common Good ™. If this happy event does happen, the Democrat party has a ready made theme song!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YcBOcwgb4OA

It seems to touch on a great many Millennial Triggers, which makes it a win-win.

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Comradelately wrote: Since our valued Comrade DeBalsio has come out so strongly against the inherent unfairness of private property, I have a feeling that the inequal idea of intellectual property will soon also be banned For The Common Good ™.
Tsk tsk. By using the "™" symbol, are you not bowing to the idea of intellectual property yourself? We must be ever vigilant against being co-opted by the kapitalists.

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Dear Comrade RedDiaperette, I take your warning to heart, yes, we must always be on guard against the sneaky tactics of the Evil Capitalists. I thank you for your korrection!
I was assuming that the intellectual property of The People's Cube, and high ranking Party Members such as yourself, and of course the wise musings of Comrade Director Red Square, would be considered Most Equal of all, and therefore no right wing bigot would dare corrupt, steal, or censor-otherwise people will die!
I thank you again, and remain
Your Comradelately

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RedDiaperette wrote:Tsk tsk. By using the "™" symbol, are you not bowing to the idea of intellectual property yourself? We must be ever vigilant against being co-opted by the kapitalists.

Comrade Diaperette, we must use the the ropes the kapitalists sell us on Monday so that we will have something with which to hang them Next Tuesday™. Their false, evil concept of intellectual 'property' is one of those ropes.


 
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