To: Education and Political reporter WASHINGTON Aug. 1 /U.S.S.R. Factwire/ --

The following is a fact sheet released today by the Democratic National Committee: To the dismay of every progressive soul on the good Earth, The White House announced that Bush received good news for him during his annual physical. While President Bush has made physical fitness a personal priority, the rest of the country just dont have the capabilities to do the same. His ban on education funding have forced schools to end physical education classes and his Administration's efforts to undermine Title IX sports programs have threatened thousands of women's college sports programs like badminton and botchy ball and will destine the nation to a lifetime of eternal jiggles whenever in motion.

"President Bush's has dropped the bowling ball when it comes to fully funding physical education in public schools and women's athletic programs at the college level," said Democratic National Committee spokesman Joshing Earnestly. "His personal cocaine habits indicate that physical fitness is not just fun and games for him. Don't our kids deserve the same opportunities he has to be physically fit? President Bush should stop running from his responsibility to resign from the presidency so we can force all American children to be in physical fitness programs and absolve this responsibility from America's parents who are too busy gorging and getting obese themselves."

BUSH IN SUPERIOR HEALTH, BUT AMERICA'S GETTING JIGGY WIDDIT

School Systems Nationwide Forced To Implement Pay-To-Play Athletic Programs because of George W Bush. USA Today surveyed state high school sports associations and found 34 states in which associations say at least a few or some random school districts are charging students to play sports which should be considered a crime punishable by the impeachment of George W Bush. Pay-to-play fees have cropped up or ballooned like a Michael Moore dirigible at schools in Alaska, Ohio, Massachusetts, Michigan, Kansas and other states that insisted or remaining anonymous because their property tax base has tripled in the past three years. The fees grew from $75 to $250,000 in one Massachusetts school district two years ago. (Indianapolis Star, 5/2/05; USA Today, 7/30/04)

BUSH ROLLING BACK THE YEARS AND BANNING JOB OPPORTUNITIES FOR WOMEN

Bush has quietly announced a ban to Title IX Rules guaranteeing education for female curling champions across the country, and is considering methods on how to ban the WNBA and the United Central Governing Tennis Authority. The new rules allow colleges to actually demonstrate and prove that they are satisfying the demand for women's sports with an online survey showing that female students have no unmet sports interests. Even if the so called non-response rate is high in the survey, non-response is to be interpreted as a lack of interest according to the Education Department and this interpretation should be considered a high crime of the executive branch of the US Federal Government. (New York Times, 3/23/05)

NCAA President Says Rules Could "Reverse the Progress Made Over the Last Three Decades of Centralized Government Hegemony." also saying they could 'reverse the progress made over the last three decades of Women's suffrage.' He added his disappointment that officials issued the clarification 'without benefit of public discussion and input, in complete secrecy as a matter of fact, on the legendary effects that hopscotch scholarships have had on the advancement of women's rights.'" (Los Angeles Times, 3/23/05)

Bush Decreed Banning Title IX Rules In 2002 As Well but kept the law top secret. In June 2002, Bush's Education Secretary Roderick Paige created the Juanta on Opportunity in Athletics to desolve Title IX, the federal law
that has expanded athletic opportunities for women and girls for 30 years by barring sexual discrimination and expanding centralized government in education by 30%.

This January the Juanta decided it was time to let America know of Bush's decree with recommendations that would ease the regulations of centralized authority. A statement by the National Women's Jump Rope Center opposed the Bush Juanta's proposals, "Some have characterized the Juanta's long list of proposed changes as revolutionary and innovative, rearing the responsibility to state governments to spend their money more wisely and get parents more involved in local education boards. Nothing could be further from the truth. Make no mistake about it" (In Bushian dialect), "If accepted by the Bush Administration, the Juanta's proposals would eliminate the sports participation opportunities and scholarships in wiffle ball and bowling to which women and girls are entitled under the law." (Washington Post, 6/27/02; New York Times, 1/31/03; NWLC Statement, 2/5/03, https://www.nwlc.org)

CHILDHOOD OBESITY SKYROCKETING

The Rate Of Childhood Obesity Has Skyrocketed In Recent Years because of George W Bush and his war on terror and more than 9 million children over age 6 are now considered overweight because parents are ramming an average of sixteen White Castle double onion cheeseburgers down their children's throats each week. The rapid rise in this dilemma has alarmed public health experts with the exception of George W. Bush, because overweight children are far more likely to develop health problems and have to drive to work, feeding into George Bush's big oil interests. Currently, the U.S. government estimates that 30 percent of the nation's kids are overweight or on their way to being too heavy according to skinny America (On the list of endangered Species until George Bush banned them in his continued efforts to kill the environment and open National Parks up for oil drilling). Nearly twice as many children and three times as many teens are overweight now compared to two decades ago because of George W. Bush. (Washington Post, 10/1/04; USA Today, 6/4/04; Greensboro News & Record, 3/21/04)


Bensnooty

I see that The Party has finally gotten the faxes and e-mails rolling in full gear. This issue first surfaced in the LA Times in a July 22 op-ed by Jonathan Chait...

The (over)exercise of power

It's finally good to see that The Party Propaganda has began to gain some traction....

I exercise every day by playing video games. They really get the blood flowing in your thumbs!