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DNC Unleashes Unstoppable Super-Candidate: Oprack Winframa

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"If elected, I promise a new car to every American soldier who will cut-and-run."


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"Finally, the spirit of the age has the candidate it demands," announces Democratic National Committee Chair Howard Dean.


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"He's white, he's black, he's a woman, he's a man. He's privately 'religious' but publicly an 'atheist.' He's personally against abortion but has an A+ Planned Parenthood rating!

He's clean and articulate, too! YEAAAAARRRAAGGGGHHHH!"


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He can appease everyone just by showing up and revealing how easy it really is to be everything at once!

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Comrade Obama is one of the brightest and articulate representatives of the Komsomol, leading the American youth to the bright future according to Lenin's plans.

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Did you see that school he opened in South Africa?

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:Did you see that school he opened in South Africa?

We can't really call this being 'he' can we? For this being is all things. I do not think pronouns would work here, unless we invent one. Or we could just use 'Oprack' whenever we refer to this enlightened individual.

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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As Capitalist Tool Mac Johnson writes, "He's the Wayne Brady of politics. He's a moderate. He's a third way. He's demographic fusion cuisine. He's a floor wax. He's a desert topping. He's everything you'd hoped for and whatever you need. "


 
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