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Duct Tape Comes in Handy During Trans-Pacific Flight

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A passenger attempts Obamacare talk during flight, with predictable results


An airline passenger had to be duct taped to his seat after becoming insufferably overbearing to other passengers during a trans-Pacific flight.

It happened on an Japan Skyway flight Thursday from Tokyo to New York.

According to witnesses, the unidentified man got up in front of the entire economy section area of the flight just after the captain of the flight had turned off the fasten seat belts sign and demanded everyone to pay attention as it was time for, “talking to all of you about signing up for Obamacare after we land."

The man then started “hitting all the canned OFA talking points,” according to airline spokesman Minoru Sato, who also said the passenger “just kept raising his voice as the boos got louder and louder from all the other passengers on the plane, but he just couldn't or wouldn't take the hint.”

“Finally to ensure a peaceful flight for those on board, he was restrained by passengers and crew and was monitored for his own safety for the duration of the flight,” he added.

Japan Skyway confirmed the incident adding that plastic ties and tape are standard on all flights.

“This equipment is on board all our flights in case an incident like this arises,” Sato said and also added with a bit of pride in his voice, "we made sure he was put back in his assigned seat, because at Japan Skyway when we say if you liked your assigned seating plan, you can keep your assigned seating plan, we actually mean it."

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Comrades, this is a classic case that shows that as progressives we are having no effect and although we need more hysterical screeching, perhaps America needs more convincing with other methods. Certainly as good progressives, we need to effectively create constant verbal as well as a visual barrage of pro Obamacare propaganda to convince the masses. However, may I suggest that as progressives we design and produce multi rainbow ribbons to be worn and handed out as a testament to having applied for Obamacare. Perhaps, we can enlist many in Hollywood to wear these ribbons to show their solidarity to the cause as a way to combat the blissful ignorance of many of the slackers. Certainly, the lack of Hollywood Icons continues to be missing from any effective TV spots produced. Look, I know that we can really never repay the constant suffering that many of these icons who put their own health and wonderful good looks on the line to constantly convince the masses of progressive ideals, but now is the time for many to just skip a few good meals and support our progressive blogosphere sign up efforts while at the same time promote their recent entertaining films demoralizing and trashing America. Forward Comrades….Ribbons for Obamacare….

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PajamaBoy attempted the same thing on a flight from Chicago to New York. The reaction was as expected...
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trashmouth wrote:Comrades, this is a classic case that shows that as progressives we are having no effect and although we need more hysterical screeching, perhaps America needs more convincing with other methods. Certainly as good progressives, we need to effectively create constant verbal as well as a visual barrage of pro Obamacare propaganda to convince the masses. However, may I suggest that as progressives we design and produce multi rainbow ribbons to be worn and handed out as a testament to having applied for Obamacare. Perhaps, we can enlist many in Hollywood to wear these ribbons to show their solidarity to the cause as a way to combat the blissful ignorance of many of the slackers. Certainly, the lack of Hollywood Icons continues to be missing from any effective TV spots produced. Look, I know that we can really never repay the constant suffering that many of these icons who put their own health and wonderful good looks on the line to constantly convince the masses of progressive ideals, but now is the time for many to just skip a few good meals and support our progressive blogosphere sign up efforts while at the same time promote their recent entertaining films demoralizing and trashing America. Forward Comrades….Ribbons for Obamacare….

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Yes, ribbons, of course! Why has no one before thought of the wearing of ribbons? Nothing worthwhile can ever be accomplished without everyone wearing progressive ribbons! And colored bracelets, yes! We need bracelets! And car magnets! And more exclamation points! Let us shout louder, comrades, and wear more trinkets! Then they will listen to us....

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People's Cube Bureau of Investigation Senior Officer Che' Ramie escorts PajamaBoy off the aircraft.
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Pajama Boy,

Waiting to get picked up at the airport after his flight.

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I am thinking I have encountered this scenario somewhere before perhaps?



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Good news, Health.gov called and reports their sending suicide pills for Japan to put on all flights, in case this occurs and passengers don't want to wait until their quite bored to death....


 
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