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Fearless Girl takes her icy stare on the road

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Fearless Girl has gotten a little cocky since she stood up to the Wall Street bull - that symbol of financial optimism and prosperity. So brash in fact that she's graduated from turning this bull into a steer and now takes her intimidation on the road. Her search for other icons that she can threaten with her icy stare and bravado is taking her on a world-wide excursion. We've captured the best moments in this photo essay as FG traveled the globe.

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This was only the first leg of the precocious girl's intrepid travels. We get a front row seat as she continues her trek staring down and bullying icons around the world. Stay tuned for these photo highlights:

  • Fat shaming a Winston Churchill statue
  • Throwing condoms over the Vatican wall
  • Bombing the s%&t out of ISIS.... wait, never mind
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Little statuettes of Fearless Girl with the icy stare would sell like hotcakes. She would make a great product line.

Fearless Girl would be everywhere. A real statement maker. Lefties would want one in all their places of congregation. "I'm for the Fearless Girl in all oppressed peoples everywhere!" Manufacture her with a teeny tiny mini web cam and get all the poop going on at editorial meetings at the NYT, the DNC, and the People's Cube bunker.

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Someone needs to check under that skirt and make sure she's been properly...

... uh ...

mutilated. You know, in the Religion of Peace tradition.

Then, instead of FG, she can be FGM!

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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Someone needs to check under that skirt and make sure she's been properly...

... uh ...

mutilated. You know, in the Religion of Peace tradition.

Then, instead of FG, she can be FGM!

You need to check if there's a pole where there was once a hole. That's Truly Progressive ™ mutilation! Don't take just one part out, take the whole damn thing out!

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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Someone needs to check under that skirt and make sure she's ...
How do Comrades, though no doubt well-intentioned, come to assume FG's gender???
With the Bull, there is no doubt whatsoever - as Comradette Putout weightfully documented!

But FG? "Girl"? What if she it is Non-Conforming? Bi-Disjunct? Three-Pole? Other-If? Cosmic-Dust?

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'Lotta gender assumin' gonin' on here, komrades...

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[color=#C0392B]Kommissar Uberdave[/color] nailed it when he wrote:'Lotta gender assumin' gonin' on here, komrades...

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Fearless Girl and her enemy... Fearful Boy

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Fearless Girl tried to stare Ivan and me down at Comic Con 2017 Moscow.
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(I seem to retain a little water when I attend a Comic Con...)
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When Putout attends Comic Con and puts her assets on display, everybody wins.

The water retention is the salt in those unshellled peanuts. I offered to take you to the beet-on-a-stick booth, but no, yoursaid. I'll be fine you said...

It was funny though, how every time you slipped and dropped a peanut into your cleavages, a squirrel showed up to go in to get it! And it happened over and over! He looked just like...wait... one moment....


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Kommissar Uberdave wrote:'Lotta gender assumin' gonin' on here, komrades...
Я не знаю. Она американка?

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El Presidente... I did some internet research and discovered that your image is an alteration of a statue of a young Oleg. He had just invented The People's Cube
and the statue commemorates this glorious day!
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Here are two PNG views of Fearless Girl™. Let's get busy people... these images/jokes aren't going to write themselves!
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
El Presidente... I did some internet research and discovered that your image is an alteration of a statue of a young Oleg. He had just invented The People's Cube
and the statue commemorates this glorious day!
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A most equal image of His Equalness! This is one for the archives.

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Comrade Putout wrote:.
El Presidente... I did some internet research and discovered that your image is an alteration of a statue of a young Oleg. He had just invented The People's Cube
and the statue commemorates this glorious day!
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Putout, The Party gave him the Kube in 2005. That statue was made circa 1901, when Komrade Oleg was just a little boy creating the revolutionary dissent that would later be used by Komrade Lenin to create the first utopia on Earth. And Oleg even as a little boy was so equal that he decided to let Lenin, the underdog, have all the glory. Hail Komrade Direktor!

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Comrade Putout wrote:... I did some internet research and discovered that your image is an alteration of a statue of a young Oleg. He had just invented The People's Cube and the statue commemorates this glorious day!

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... The Party gave him the Kube in 2005. That statue was made [highlight=#ffff00]circa 1901[/highlight], when Komrade Oleg was just a little boy creating the revolutionary dissent that would later be used by Komrade Lenin to create the first utopia on Earth. And Oleg even as a little boy was so equal that he decided to let Lenin, the underdog, have all the glory. Hail Komrade Direktor!
Revolutionary research, Comrade El Presidente, and a glorious extension by Comradette Putout! Whereas Comrade Stierlitz provides a brilliant historical background. Kube, Komrade Direktor, otherworldly magnanimity, and that bouncer Vlad Ilyich Ulyanov.

And did y'all know that historic visual documents of that early stage of Red October exist? :

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Note once again the boundless generosity of Komrade Direktor.
See that cap (which He - in Kube & Budyonovka mode - of course took off) :

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Komrade Direktor passed it on to Vladimir Ilyich, who used it later to iconize the Lenin brand :

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[highlight=#e01020].Nu, HOW IS LIFE GOING UNDER KKKAPITALISM?.[/highlight]

(in a Palinian spirit of How's that Hope & Change workin' out for ya?)


On his way to Mister Revolution, Lenin aped the glorious Kube & Budyonovka spectacle, with Komrade Trotsky in the role of bouncer (see both here).

The latter was eager to play the doorman part, as Great Lenin told him repeatedly :
Once syphilis is done with me, I will pass the Party on you - not on that scoundrel, Dzhugashvili.

As we know, the rest - for Komrade Trotsky - wasn't Shakespearean silence, but an icepick.



P.S. Comrades - after such a series of hailing and praise (be) upon Komrade Direktor, maybe we get an extra beet for supper? I mean, not each one of us his own, but one beet, collectively?

P.P.S. And just à propos October one hundred years ago (but psst!) :

The revolution was made by a madman with syphilis of the brain.
― Ivan "Doggie Stimulus" Pavlov
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote: P.P.S. And just à propos October one hundred years ago (but psst!) :

The revolution was made by a madman with syphilis of the brain.
― Ivan "Doggie Stimulus" Pavlov

They do it with the brain now? Will anatomical science never cease to amaze?


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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm - Ralph Waldo Emerson

So, try, try again "O" Fearless Girl!

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[color=#C0392B]nut-controlled[/color] Captain Craptek wrote:... So, try, try again "O" Fearless Girl!
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Would your glorious procedure be applicable to the socialist, uh, "independent" Monsieur Macron? Preferably, on May 7th?

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[color=#C0392B]Genosse Dummkopf[/color] had mischief in mind when he wrote:
[color=#C0392B]nut-controlled[/color] Captain Craptek wrote:... So, try, try again "O" Fearless Girl!
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Would your glorious procedure be applicable to the socialist, uh, "independent" Monsieur Macron? Preferably, on May 7th?
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Captain Craptek may not be ready for May 7th...
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Our glorious leader Kim Jung Oleg III™ is preparing Captain Craptek's much needed head transplant as we type!
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Rare photo of "Fearless Girl" in training session. She'll soon learn that a defiant stare from a weak little girl is adorable until the locomotive arrives.

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Welcome to the kollektive, Colonel Obyezyana - you are a shining example of the diversity of species in the People's Armed Forces. So far we've only had a few dogs, cats, two squirrels, and one bear. They have an understandable problem with using the keyboard, however. But as we all know, primates and typewriters were made for each other.

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The Fearless Girl of today is the Saint Pancake of tomorrow.

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I forgive you, Comrade Square, for assuming that I am a member of our glorious press. but the truth (pravda) is often different from the news (izvestiya), and--as we all know--in pravda there is no izvestiya and in izvestiya there is no pravda. But I digress. Due to my appearance, I could not get work at the local ball-bearing factory or the local banana farm but The People's Army proved its commitment to diversity and commissioned me an officer despite the fact that I am a very ugly woman with an unfortunate family name. To the dismay delight of all, I soon became a champion of ugly women's rights and rose through the ranks, crushing re-educating all who giggled at mispronounced my name. Thus, the statue of Fearless Girl is almost an inspiration to me (almost, because she's a bit too pretty to represent my personal The People's agenda of equality for all women, human or ape-like). I serve The Kollektive proudly as long as men avert their eyes in my presence there are medals to be earned for progressing toward the greater good always to be achieved next Tuesday.

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Colonel Obyezyana - forgive me for the microaggression of assuming your biological gender. I now realize you are a self-identified female-gendered primate (I'm no longer making the mistake of assuming your exact species).

Welcome to our non-prejudiced kollektive, Comradette Obyezyana!

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Thank you, Comrade Red, but in the spirit of Fearless Girl and other regressive myths I have chosen today to self-identify as a species-fluid overly aggressive male, which shall certainly keep me from later being identified as a thought criminal advance any cause I The People choose. You may leave that case of bananas we discussed at my headquarters.


 
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