This new legislation abuses the newly reformed persons coming out of our state run adult re-education centers by restricting their right to self expression. The ACLU and Amnesty International are expected to sue the beejeebus out of everyone in Florida for this horrendous transgression on individual liberty.
An ACLU spokesman fumed on the steps of the State Capital, "This legislation is an affront to peace loving peoples everywhere as it restricts freedoms of expression based on profiling of those who are reformed by the wonderful adult re-education centers in America. It also makes puppies cry. Do you like making puppies cry? I certainly don't."
In this Age of Enlightenment, in which the Party controls Congress, it seems that there are still some backward, out of touch, unenlightened, bourgeois, puppy hating people running rampant in Amerikkka, some even hold positions of power which is of course illegal as all positions of power rightly belong to the Party. As devout Party members we must collectively (is there any other way) drag these unenlightened kapitalists bourgeois scum kicking and screaming to the re-education centers, preferably in the middle of the night, so that they may become productive members of the Party.
I am not myself a resident of Florida, I currently reside in that bastion...nay, dare i say, shining beacon of progessiveness, The People's State of Illinois. I try to keep everyone up to date on all the goings on across Amerikkka as they all impact The Party, good or bad. Report more local issues, closer to The Peoples State of Illinois, on the official [shameless plug] Ministry of Truth [/shameless plug] website.
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FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
I am not myself a resident of Florida, I currently reside in that bastion...nay, dare i say, shining beacon of progessiveness, The People's State of Illinois.
My apologies, Comrade O'Brien. By your post I was under the impression you were a resident of that capitalist state of FL. All for the best...I hear that global warming is so bad in FL that it is always warm there. By the way comrade, I have visited your MOT blog, and it is glorious. What is your opinion of your senators, especially Obama, who our comrades in the media and the elite are hailing as the true messiah?
Think of the worries that that would have caused The New York Times! And Daley could have been left in Chicago to terrorize the wards. Let us be thankful that it happened now as Comrade Peloski and Barry Obama are distracting attention while we arrange for campaign contributions to law makers to get our social workers back on the street.