Dear Comrades,

The Food Services Division of the Department of Social Justice has announced that, due to numerous cases of anti-progressive and counter-revolutionary activities within restaurants and other food service operations, the State will now undertake measures to seize and directly manage all food service enterprises in the USSA. The Party cannot tolerate the abuse of workers and peasants by Capitalists who insist on imposing their reactionary ideology on the People.

In a recent case in Oregon Oblast, a baker refused to bake a wedding cake for a lesbian couple planning to exchange pre-divorce vows. How can such an outrage occur in this era of Progressivism? Were this baker a patriotic Socialist, he would have baked the cake for free and shared with the oppressed sexual minorities who have nowhere else to turn for pastries but his shop!

In another case of blatant discrimination and forced proselytization of customers, a restaurateur dared to require patrons to show him their church bulletins to receive a discount for their Sunday afternoon meals. Citizens, we know that all religion is false, and we join with our brother atheist in his fight to suppress religious tendencies, but these outrages will not cease until all restaurants are brought under direct supervision of the State!

Only the government, directed by our Party under the leadership of Comrade Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama, will be able to stamp out bourgeoisie morality and Capitalist ideology that allows such retrogrades to think that they can turn away those citizens who have a social right to eat anywhere in our glorious USSA and be served as they deserve!

So long as some citizens reserve for themselves the right to withhold their labor from the Common Good, how can we call ourselves a civilized country?

In both of these cases, the State is rushing to the aid of the oppressed, and we shall soon see the proper punishment of these hateful reactionaries.

But, Comrades, more will soon be done in the form of managerial regulations that will strip all ownership from the oppressive Kulaks and place all authority to regulate business in the hands of the Department of Commerce Regulation, which is one of the State's most effective civil rights organs.

We will soon see glorious days of total equality for all the workers and peasants of the USSA, where we will all eat in state-operated facilities and partake of food prepared to the identical standards of the government. What wonders of progress lie ahead for us!

Patriotic citizens, let us end all discrimination!
Agitate for Collectivization of the Food Services Industry!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

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Food is a human right guaranteed by the State!
Agitate for Collectivization of the Food Services Industry!

"Feed men and then demand virtue from them."

"What is freedom worth if obedience is bought with bread?"

'...never, never can they feed themselves without us! No science will give them bread as long as they remain free. In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'"

All from Dostoevsky's "The Grand Inquisitor."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

From the Bible, now rewritten to point to the One, rather than the old fashioned god.

I see no other way to quickly reconfigure bathroom facilities at accomodate gender neutrals thus ending once and for all the oppression of hetronormativism.

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Expel The Red States wrote:I see no other way to quickly reconfigure bathroom facilities at accomodate gender neutrals thus ending once and for all the oppression of hetronormativism.

Why be heteronormal?