'Food porn' - Is your favorite restaurant on this list?
November 19, 2010 - 11:54am
WTOP

WASHINGTON - It's "food porn." That's what the Center for Science in the Public Interest dubbed the 1,030-calorie, deep-fried Lasagna Fritta appetizer at the Olive Garden.

The restaurant, known for its "bottomless" salad and breadsticks, made the consumer group's 2010 "Xtreme Eating Awards". FULL STORY

So comrades- it seems to me like some agitprop is in order. Like maybe a Nanny Award.

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Why C of S,
I'd never dream that those who frequent this site would EVER be of a mind to ridicule this vital government agency or its proclamations.
In fact, did you know that the C.S.P.I. is managed by at least fifty of the First Lady's friends ? Must be important.

Comrades,

I must confess my confusion. "Food Porn" is an oxymoron that only exists in the mind of the creator of same.

For this sick, mentally impeded person, I would suggest professional psychological help or a
six-month stay at a place called White Swan, the peoples R + R facility, all expenses paid, meals and clothing provided.

Comrades, there's only one difference between porn and modern art: Government grants.

Thus, I propose the formation of the National Endowment for the Culinary Arts, yet another wasteful, unnecessary government program designed to convert capitalist exploitation into socialist indoctrination.

I hereby nominate this illustrious comrade as Obama's new "food czar".


As part of the new Federal Reserve stimulus, I recommend granting $2,500,000 to Olive Garden for the Lasagna Fritta, which deconstructs the traditional “mythology that creates the sexist, racist, ableist, nationalist and homophobic perspective, distinguishing what food are ‘meant' to do from their culinary capability”.

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW BY NOW NOT TO USE THE WORDAGE, "PORN", WHEN PERSONS LIKE IVAN BETINOV, COMRADE WHOOPIE AND MOST LOYAL BUFFOON ARE AROUND!

But I digress . . . Comradette Kim, I too have had crabs from Dirty Dicks and found them tasty, have you not? Or the other hand, I have enjoyed more than crabs at Olives Garden. umm ummm, they have very tasty clams as well as shrimp. And wine, yes the wine is good. Very good. Did I mention the wine??

Porn? Did someone say PORN??? Where's the boobies? Where's the...what? (someone speaking offline) You say this thread is about food? WTF? I been cheated! That's false advertising that is. Well I never.

Ahem, I think in the near flung future most folks will be happy to eat whatever they can forage or steal. The health consequences be damned. And frankly, that's how it should be. That's how it's been for most of mankind's time on Gaia.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going in search of the porn I was promised.

Food Porn for the People, Kapitalist Pig on a spit.

It's not porn if you put it in your mouth. I have that on (former) presidential authority.

I guess Google will now have to sensor the Olive Garden website.

Red Square wrote:I guess Google will now have to sensor the Olive Garden website.

I sure wish we had an Olive Garden around here. Mmmm. Mmmmm. Mmmmm.

https://familyrights.us/ofr/scribbles/fat_rights.html

Kim Jong-Un wrote:
I hereby nominate this illustrious comrade as Obama's new "food czar".


As part of the new Federal Reserve stimulus, I recommend granting $2,500,000 to Olive Garden for the Lasagna Fritta, which deconstructs the traditional “mythology that creates the sexist, racist, ableist, nationalist and homophobic perspective, distinguishing what food are ‘meant' to do from their culinary capability”.

Comradress Kim Jong-Un

As Uber Commissar of Foodservice for the People's Cube, I will take under (dubious) advisement your uhem.....nomination for Food Czar. Although Dirty Dick does seem to have a way with the crabs; we all know how the First Family adores seafood .LOL

As for the stimulus grant going to The Olive Garden, well I'm sorry to inform you that the divine Mrs. "O" has appropriated that money to push her " It's For the Fat Children" campaign, and if it's for The Children, there's no touching those funds!

And BTW, what makes you think that you are in any position of authority to "nominate" or "recommend" anyone for anything?

I have observed that you only just joined the Collective, and unless there is a special dispensation handed down by our illustrious and all-knowing Leader, Red Square or a proclamation?? I missed somehow? declaring a certain lowly prole, Kim Jong-Un as a invaluable asset to the State, then I'm afraid that you will have to fill out the necessary forms,(in triplicate, of course, submitted to the proper authorities), to "nominate" anyone or anything in the future. I assume that you learned that in your mandatory re-education classes, comrade?

Prole, you had better learn your place in the collective's pecking order before calamity....and I'm not sayin' anything will happen to you........spits on floor and takes a long drag on his superior Cuban cigar....... strikes you down (gulag-time, comradress).......I would highly recommend that you grovel more and leave the appointments of Czars to the Politburo.




Oh, yes, and a hearty welcome to the Cube! I look forward to hearing about South Korea's struggle for liberty and the pursuit of Kim Jong Ill's demise.

And I'm told that my Eggplant Parmesan is to die for, but the calorie content is astronomical! IF IT TASTES GOOD, IT HAS CALORIES!

Glorious Comrade Che Gourmet, you took the beet right out of my mouth. I was hoping you would put down your cooking implements long enough to see what some proles are up too. How they need constant attention as to not over step their steps and boundaries. Why, one would think they were Party Elite or Senators, the way they carry on. Shocking, is it not.

btw, I hope you are planing some glorious plans for our Fall Get Together eatery this coming week. I hear we've had many, many comrades hoping there is NO lobster so as not to have any uninvited guests. Of course, that is just a rumor.

10 shots of espresso is 'porn in a cup'
A Brooklyn coffee shop is offering customers a coffee with 10 shots of espresso in a single serving that is banned to those aged over 40 and has been given the nickname "porn in a cup".
6:19PM GMT 18 Nov 2010
London Telegraph

The official name of the beverage is "Dieci," the Italian for "10." It went on sale at The Pulp & The Bean in the Crown Heights neighbourhood on Tuesday.

Shop owner Tony Fisher, 37, said sales were brisk in part because "nobody's ever had the chutzpah to do anything like this before".

"This is for the person who wants to experience the limits of where coffee and espresso can go," he said of the drink, which weighs 20 ounces. FULL STORY

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:'Food porn' - Is your favorite restaurant on this list?
November 19, 2010 - 11:54am
WTOP

WASHINGTON - It's "food porn." That's what the Center for Science in the Public Interest dubbed the 1,030-calorie, deep-fried Lasagna Fritta appetizer at the Olive Garden.

The restaurant, known for its "bottomless" salad and breadsticks, made the consumer group's 2010 "Xtreme Eating Awards". FULL STORY

So comrades- it seems to me like some agitprop is in order. Like maybe a Nanny Award.

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I am fortunate because I just use Gov't cheese.
Once you cut off the mold, it is pretty good

This cannot be allowed to stand! I demand an investigation! It is not right that my toys are being unfairly treated and not given award when Olive Garden is receiving a prestigious award for their culinary skills in packing so much goodness into an appetizer. And Five Guys for their burgers and fries? This is an outrage! What about my Big Mac? Where are their toys? I am feeding millions of hungry little kids and making it easier for their moms and dads to have more shovel time and I receive squat! Aren't we all equal comrades! Or are some more equal than others?

Some are more equal than others. But we like to pretend that everyone is equal.

With our strict diet here at the Cube of beets and vodka, I don't see how we can make any food porn out of that. But Dear Leader has a fondness for a real porn star - Kobe beef. And Comrade Michelle loves lobster - again, another porn star in the cholesterol department.

Leninka, blintzes (nalesniki) are the ultimate porn. A thin pancake batter fried in oil and rolled around some heart clogging cream cheese and fried a second time. Then served with a topping of sour cream or even chocolate syrup.

Only someone with a cast iron constitution (like our People's Director) could choke down such poison and live to tell the tale.

Yes, it's porn alright, people who eat such food are bound to have a cigarette afterward, just like sex.

I hope our comrades at Google do not find this offensive.

When I saw "food porn" I thought of this image - it being Thanksgiving and all...

At the risk of offending Red Rooster, some have a taste for kinky cuisine...

C. Whoopie ...........seek professional help .............

Krasnodar,

I have to say that you have finally figured out our Comrade Whoopie! Comrendre, comrade?