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Gov Jerry Brown to pay N. Korea not to nuke CA

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Jerry Brown, California's esteemed governor and friend of the people, has responded to North Korea's threat to hit California with nuclear-tipped ballistic missiles by unilaterally pledging 2.5 billion dollars if the North Korean dictator promises not to nuke them.

Jerry Brown's office has released a statement saying that he, too, was tired of being under Trump's control and that the two leaders shared similar political philosophies.

"We both like communism and we both want to stick it to Trump," Brown's statement said. "Moreover, after we split from the USA to become Kalifornia, we would be happy to invite you to Disneyland. You can't go if it is nuked."

Jerry Brown also said that he would like to visit the North Korean Republic to personally deliver a new pair of Nike tennis shoes to its leader, so he can return with Kim Jong-un's signed assurances and display it proudly to the media while proclaiming "peace in our time."

Kim Jong-un's office was unavailable for comment.

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And yet, despite all the efforts of the progressive education system, some children still fail to grasp the need to submit to their communist betters.

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Red Square wrote:And yet, despite all the efforts of the progressive education system, some children still fail to grasp the need to submit to their communist betters.

(Re)education would be wasted on this RethugliKKKan spawn, which is why we need retroactive abortion.


 
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