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Government Motors Introduces New Product!

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Government Motors Debuts the
2012
CRAPMASTER™ Police Cruiser
with Hide-U-Smell™

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Comrades, our unions and/or fascistic progressive billionaires are paying spontaneous demonstrators by the hour and the raaaaacist business in large cities restrict the use of their restrooms to patrons only (the nerve!) The Party cannot tolerate protestors roaming around looking for a place to poop instead of making trouble for the TV cameras as they were paid to do. Thank Marx that Government Motors™, a Division of Obamacrat Crony Capitalist Enterprises Inc, has come up with the ideal solution: a police cruiser that doubles as a lavatory!

Yes, the brand new 2012 CRAPMASTER™ Police Cruiser has squat-seating for 8 normal sized demonstrators or 2 Micheal Moore sized protestors and hidden toilet paper dispensers (for those that require it) which double as propanda leaflet supply stations. What's more, each cruiser incorporates patented new Hide-U-Smell™ technology: the exhaust emits special deodorizers which will hide the smell of excrement until the media leaves and the mess can be blamed on Tea Baggers.

And it's available to your state or municipality at the special Government Motors introductory price of $200,000 each! (State and local taxes, dealer preparation charge, license fees and kickbacks not included.)

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Comrade OOTP, this is truly a feat of engineering. Taking 2 things that freedom fighters need ( a place to pinch one off and car) and making them into one. I can't wait to see what technology will come up with next! Perhaps an electric sponge / blender combination (you can make a mess and clean it up at the same time.)

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I DENOUNCE MAYOR DUMBERG OF NEW YORK! Why is he not supplying toilet paper for our commie comrades?!


 
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