I am Nadezhda Alliluyeva. Wife of prominent Soviet revolutionary. I will permit you to gaze upon my lovely countenance.

But I caution you, do not under any circumstances confuse me with the erstwhile daughter of former traitors to our progressive cause. I am not a pawn of evil Jewish Hollywood capitalists.

For anyone who dares confuse me with a reactionary devil who resembles my beautiful proletarian voluptuosity, my husband has a place for you in Vorkuta.

Love and kisses!

Nadezhda

Welcome Nadezhda! What was it like working with James Dean? Was Uncle Joe jealous over your love scenes with Dean?

Loved you in "Miracle on 34th Street"!

Welcome to the Cube,Comrade Nat

Welcome to the Cube, Comrade Nadezhda!

I hope you've learned how to swim since we last saw you. Remember, alcohol and Safe Boating don't mix.

Comrade Nadezhda,
Your countenance ain't half bad but your face is really cute!
That's some funny stuff about your husband.
We both know you are far to beautiful for just one man.
Alas, I am but all consumed with my love for the revolution.
Welcome to the cube.
Here ... have my chair!

NadezhdaAlliluyeva wrote:I am Nadezhda Alliluyeva. Wife of prominent Soviet revolutionary. I will permit you to gaze upon my lovely countenance.

My Dear One, My Beloved, My Favovorite Among Many! It is so wonderful to see you here, and looking as bewitching as ever.... in a revolutionary way of course. I suppose you heard the bad news about our daughter da? She was seduced by several future gulaga candidates which I was able to deal with. However, after I went into semi-retirement in 1953, she ended up embarassing us I am afraid. Ah kids! Can't live with them, can't kill indiscriminately.

Needless to say, I welcome you to the People's Cube.

Greetings, Nadezhda.

What an entrance you've made! Just your name makes me feel like a klutz.

I should've thought of making a graceful, grand entrance like yours when I first came here--but no, I sort of stumbled in here with half a month's ration of toilet paper stuck to the heel of my boot; then I grabbed a bottle of vodka and lurched for the darkest corner, hoping I might gradually assimilate over time. What a mistake that was! Navigator never offered me a chair. And Red Square didn't let the Cube drop from his hand and fall to the floor with a clatter when he realized I was a gurl, the way he did when he realized Hussies n' Thingies was a gurl.

Maybe you and she could give me a makeover.

That said, are you a Hussy who enjoys HBO?

Commissar Maksim wrote:Welcome Nadezhda! What was it like working with James Dean? Was Uncle Joe jealous over your love scenes with Dean?

Thank you, Comrade Commissar. James Dean was a wonderful man, with true revolutionary spirit.

My beloved husband never showed any jealousy towards Dean, but I have often wondered who caused Dean's accident. The official word was that Dean was killed by the reactionary Bush administration.

Hussies n' Thingies wrote:Loved you in "Miracle on 34th Street"!

Welcome to the Cube,Comrade Nat

Thank you Comrade Hussy. "Miracle on 34th Street" was a parody of a decadent capitalist holiday. I believe we ridiculed it quite well.

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Welcome to the Cube, Comrade Nadezhda!

I hope you've learned how to swim since we last saw you. Remember, alcohol and Safe Boating don't mix.

Thank you Komrade Zarkof. Reports of my death by drowning were merely a ruse to allow me to go underground in order to sabotage the Jewish Capitalist film industry. I am grateful for the financial support from Comrade Fonda.

Navigator wrote:Comrade Nadezhda,
Your countenance ain't half bad but your face is really cute!
That's some funny stuff about your husband.
We both know you are far to beautiful for just one man.
Alas, I am but all consumed with my love for the revolution.
Welcome to the cube.
Here ... have my chair!

Thank you Comrade Navigator. My husband is quite understanding and has the true progressive spirit. But I have always wondered why my lovers keep getting executed. First Comrades Zinoviev and Kamenev. Then Comrade Ordzhonikidze. Then Comrade Bukharin. Then Comrade Trotsky. Then.....

Uncle Iosif wrote:

NadezhdaAlliluyeva wrote:I am Nadezhda Alliluyeva. Wife of prominent Soviet revolutionary. I will permit you to gaze upon my lovely countenance.

My Dear One, My Beloved, My Favovorite Among Many! It is so wonderful to see you here, and looking as bewitching as ever.... in a revolutionary way of course. I suppose you heard the bad news about our daughter da? She was seduced by several future gulaga candidates which I was able to deal with. However, after I went into semi-retirement in 1953, she ended up embarassing us I am afraid. Ah kids! Can't live with them, can't kill indiscriminately.

Needless to say, I welcome you to the People's Cube.

Thank you my darling Djugi. Our daughter is fine. She takes after her mother and is seducing evil capitalists in order to blackmail them into carrying out the progressive agenda.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Greetings, Nadezhda.

What an entrance you've made! Just your name makes me feel like a klutz.

I should've thought of making a graceful, grand entrance like yours when I first came here--but no, I sort of stumbled in here with half a month's ration of toilet paper stuck to the heel of my boot; then I grabbed a bottle of vodka and lurched for the darkest corner, hoping I might gradually assimilate over time. What a mistake that was! Navigator never offered me a chair. And Red Square didn't let the Cube drop from his hand and fall to the floor with a clatter when he realized I was a gurl, the way he did when he realized Hussies n' Thingies was a gurl.

Maybe you and she could give me a makeover.

That said, are you a Hussy who enjoys HBO?

Thank you, Comrade Commisarka. I will be happy to give you a makeover. Lipstick and rouge are red for a good reason.

HBO is ok, but I much prefer progressive channels such as CNN and CBS.

I think we need a thread explaining that the first meaning of HBO is "Hate Bush Orgasm," that Hussie is a brand of the Brides of Obama who take the middle name of Hussein, and so on.

Oh, and welcome to the Cube, Nadia. I hope you don't mind our Commissariat of Cadres verifying your romantic stories by looking you up on Who's Dated Who? website. Many a commissar seems to have vanished from this page...

Red Square wrote:I think we need a thread explaining that the first meaning of HBO is "Hate Bush Orgasm," that Hussie is a brand of the Brides of Obama who take the middle name of Hussein, and so on.

Oh, and welcome to the Cube, Nadia. I hope you don't mind our Commissariat of Cadres verifying your romantic stories by looking you up on Who's Dated Who? website. Many a commissar seems to have vanished from this page...

Thank you Comrade Square. I enjoyed reading my page on "Who's Dated Who" but why is there no mention of my amorous encounter with Comrade John Kennedy?

Oh.... I almost forgot.....Comrade Oswald took care of him. Doubleplusungood.

Hate Bush Orgasm? Sounds very erotic!

XOXOXOXO

Nadezhda

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Greetings, Nadezhda.

What an entrance you've made! Just your name makes me feel like a klutz.

I should've thought of making a graceful, grand entrance like yours when I first came here--but no, I sort of stumbled in here with half a month's ration of toilet paper stuck to the heel of my boot; then I grabbed a bottle of vodka and lurched for the darkest corner, hoping I might gradually assimilate over time. What a mistake that was! Navigator never offered me a chair. And Red Square didn't let the Cube drop from his hand and fall to the floor with a clatter when he realized I was a gurl, the way he did when he realized Hussies n' Thingies was a gurl.

Maybe you and she could give me a makeover.

That said, are you a Hussy who enjoys HBO?

You're never going to forgive me for suggesting the haircut,are you? You DON'T need a makeover,Pinkie! You are perfect just the way you are. Did I not write that you looked lovely in that video? You are gloriously,progressively beautiful.....I (and your mother) was wrong to suggest a different cut/style.......but if you really want a makeover,that could be great fun! We could have a sleepover at my house...invite Nat and Margaret and do a fullblown night of beauty (and pillowfights,of course). My HU says he thinks it's a fine idea(doesn't realize he won't be allowed to be here..I'll let him dream)

.......but if you really want a makeover,that could be great fun! We could have a sleepover at my house...invite Nat and Margaret and do a fullblown night of beauty (and pillowfights,of course).

Dibs on first option for the film rights! With the proper marketing exploitation campaign strategy, this could finance a GroupThink group trip to Denver!

NadezhdaAlliluyeva wrote:"]Thank you my darling Djugi. Our daughter is fine. She takes after her mother and is seducing evil capitalists in order to blackmail them into carrying out the progressive agenda.

I want you to know that your brother Pavel was quite devestated by his role in your "misfortune" having provided that pistol. Despite years of my personally efforts to councel him, I eventually had to enrol him in a gun safery course provided by our friend Comrade Beria. Unfortunately he died of "natural causes."

However I always knew that that unfortunate mishap would not keep you down for long. I knew the steadfastness you showed as we manned the firey barricades in the great Revolution, so I always knew I would see you again.

As you know, my first son Yakov died a hero of the Soviet Union, unfortunately our son Vasily had a less than honotable end. However, you may have noticed that my great great nephew, Pupovich has risen in the ranks here to Marshal Pupovich. I know he will be happy to see you again.

Uncle Iosif wrote:

NadezhdaAlliluyeva wrote:"]Thank you my darling Djugi. Our daughter is fine. She takes after her mother and is seducing evil capitalists in order to blackmail them into carrying out the progressive agenda.

I want you to know that your brother Pavel was quite devestated by his role in your "misfortune" having provided that pistol. Despite years of my personally efforts to councel him, I eventually had to enrol him in a gun safery course provided by our friend Comrade Beria. Unfortunately he died of "natural causes."

However I always knew that that unfortunate mishap would not keep you down for long. I knew the steadfastness you showed as we manned the firey barricades in the great Revolution, so I always knew I would see you again.

As you know, my first son Yakov died a hero of the Soviet Union, unfortunately our son Vasily had a less than honotable end. However, you may have noticed that my great great nephew, Pupovich has risen in the ranks here to Marshal Pupovich. I know he will be happy to see you again.

Thank you Darling. I have often wondered what happened to my beloved brother Pavel.

It seems that Comrade Beria also met with an unfortunate accident. By some strange coincidence this happened shortly after I met him for a holiday at Vladivostok. Lavrenti Pavlovitch had the cutest little tattoo on his ass!

Red Square wrote:I think we need a thread explaining that the first meaning of HBO is "Hate Bush Orgasm," that Hussie is a brand of the Brides of Obama who take the middle name of Hussein, and so on.

I've considered that on more than one occasion, perhaps even just listing the definition of HBO in the People's Glossary, though I'm not sure it fits with everything else there. The Hussies, or Brides of Obama, would probably require development of a whole separate canon.

Yet with each post she makes, the sultry, smoldering Nadezhda is making me feel as if I'm more, dare I say, "out of touch" on these matters than she is. To quote Grandpa Simpson:

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me... and it'll happen to you!
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Fear not Commissarka, you are not out of touch. You are but one facet of the glorious collectivist jewel. The qualities you bring to the revolution are every bit as equal as the others. more equal than most. Hsu has better, or louger HBO than you? How could a comrade distinguish the "sultry, smoldering Nadezhda" were it not for a Commissarka such as you? I say don't change a thing about your self, and raise your shovel high.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Red Square wrote:I think we need a thread explaining that the first meaning of HBO is "Hate Bush Orgasm," that Hussie is a brand of the Brides of Obama who take the middle name of Hussein, and so on.

I've considered that on more than one occasion, perhaps even just listing the definition of HBO in the People's Glossary, though I'm not sure it fits with everything else there. The Hussies, or Brides of Obama, would probably require development of a whole separate canon.

Yet with each post she makes, the sultry, smoldering Nadezhda is making me feel as if I'm more, dare I say, "out of touch" on these matters than she is. To quote Grandpa Simpson:

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me... and it'll happen to you!
<br>

Fear not, Comrade Commisarka. Your inner beauty shines brightly from your collectivist soul and is manifest in your smouldering hatred of capitalism. And furthermore I will be happy to assist you with a proper proletarian makeover and introduce you to some virile communist hunks.

There is enough socialist beefcake for all of us progressively minded females to screw to our revolutionary hearts' content.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:What an entrance you've made! Just your name makes me feel like a klutz.

I should've thought of making a graceful, grand entrance like yours when I first came here--but no, I sort of stumbled in here with half a month's ration of toilet paper stuck to the heel of my boot; then I grabbed a bottle of vodka and lurched for the darkest corner, hoping I might gradually assimilate over time.

Rest easy my quivering one.
I don't think I've ever been so romantically moved as the words above flowed from your finger tips.
Something about women with shovels, boots, vodka and prepared for anything with toilet paper.
What a vision!

NadezhdaAlliluyeva wrote:Fear not, Comrade Commisarka. Your inner beauty shines brightly from your collectivist soul and is manifest in your smouldering hatred of capitalism. And furthermore I will be happy to assist you with a proper proletarian makeover and introduce you to some virile communist hunks.

There is enough socialist beefcake for all of us progressively minded females to screw to our revolutionary hearts' content.

Thank you, Comrade Nadezhda. When I asked Red Square to fix me up with some virile communist hunks, this is what I got:

And this was not pleasing enough for you?

Isn't 'weak liberalism' and 'strong communism' an oxymoronic contradiction?

I'm almost pregnant!

Well of course if I understand you correctly. That is what we struggle against, weak liberalism.

NadezhdaAlliluyeva wrote:

Commissar Maksim wrote:Welcome Nadezhda! What was it like working with James Dean? Was Uncle Joe jealous over your love scenes with Dean?

Thank you, Comrade Commissar. James Dean was a wonderful man, with true revolutionary spirit.

My beloved husband never showed any jealousy towards Dean, but I have often wondered who caused Dean's accident. The official word was that Dean was killed by the reactionary Bush administration.

Yes, Bush did it.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Well of course if I understand you correctly. That is what we struggle against, weak liberalism.

You are more brilliant than Lassie!

If so, it is because I squat on the heads of others.

Nadezhda!

It was NOT in the spirit of camaraderie that you didn't share your kid sis with the collective. Didn't Lenin teach us to SHARE?!! But thanks to the all-penetrating Party Digging Organ, we have found out that you have a lovely relative named Plenty O'Toole, who started off very progressively with comrade Hugh Hefner but unfortunately got mixed up with the known enemy James "Connery" Bond. But there isn't anything in her that a little self-criticism session with a shovel can't fix.

According to Agent 007, Plenty O'Toole was named for her father.

What is this fascination with such outward beauty? It is not the way of Lenin, it is not fitting for progressiveness, nor can the state afford to even begin to promise equal outcomes for our working class.

Red Square wrote:Nadezhda!

It was NOT in the spirit of camaraderie that you didn't share your kid sis with the collective. Didn't Lenin teach us to SHARE?!! But thanks to the all-penetrating Party Digging Organ, we have found out that you have a lovely relative named Plenty O'Toole, who started off very progressively with comrade Hugh Hefner but unfortunately got mixed up with the known enemy James "Connery" Bond. But there isn't anything in her that a little self-criticism session with a shovel can't fix.

Dear Comrade Red:

Of course I shall be happy to share my beloved Svetlana Nikolaevna with all progressively-minded comrades.

I shared her with James Bond, in spite of the fact that he betrayed our revolutionary mission in Northern Ireland. So naturally I would share her with anyone, even Comrade Pup.

XOXOXOXOXO

Nadezhda