Many years since we have murdered the British visitors on our land, July 4th is still being unjustly recognized for the idea of "freedom and liberty" - even though the only freedom it brought was the freedom for barbaric and bloodthirsty Americans to kill cultured Europeans.
The science is settled: the unprovoked attack on the established rulers of this land was also an environmental disaster. Tea and other pollutants were thrown into our waters; gases from burnt gunpowder ravaged our environment - why? Because some greedy white men hated paying taxes that sustained the disadvantaged.
All truly progressive people of the world agree: the 4th of July should no longer be celebrated as Independence Day. Instead, it should be made into a day of mourning for all the horrors that this country, since its blood-soaked beginning, has caused to humans, animals, and plants alike. Controlled, muted fireworks may still be performed, however, in honor and remembrance of the leaders who know better than us.
Happy Big Government Awareness Day!!!
When can we get around to Secular St. Obama's day for a progressive collective orgy of peace, tolerance, and understanding with free-range rocks to throw through military recruiting office windows, Amish to lynch, and synthetic fiber-clad regressive on which to train solar-powered massive Fresnel lenses?
I've already got my antibiotics and alibi!
Maybe the Col. can open a wormhole and set things right.
As a welcoming present, I have this umbrella for you.
It is an authentic I-on-U issue that you must have on you at all times.
And it warms this cold old collektive heart to see that MANY of our fellow "Americans" >spit< see the unjustice of the founding of this hateful country!
No beer and hotdogs for me tonight, comrades - rather, beet vodka and a good potato as I sit wearing headphones and listening to this to avoid hearing the hateful and genocidal American fireworks!
R.O.C.K. in the USSAAnd it warms this cold old collektive heart to see that MANY of our fellow "Americans" >spit< see the unjustice of the founding of this hateful country!
Like this guy?
Rejoice Comrades, for on this day we celebrate another nail in the coffin of this backward capitalist hellhole!
I will be spending my day reporting all fireworks and any other suspicious activity of my neighbors.
ChedohI will be spending my day reporting all fireworks and any other suspicious activity of my neighbors.
Don't worry about a thing. Our dear leader has sent the Smile Keepers to your area.
I am tempted to award you the "Keep My Thread Alive" Medal of Persistence™ for your tireless efforts. Come,... join me in a small taste of Super Unleaded Beet Extract. (the smile keepers forgot to restrict access to my re-fueling station)