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Happy Earth Day

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Celebrating Earth Day with all the seriousness it deserves.

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You are a true artist and satirist. Excellent work Comrade.

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Is no coincidencing that anti-kapitalism celebrating of Earth day taking place on day of birthing of Vladimir Lenin. Happy birther day komrades!

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Talk radio station this morning in SC... Male Host that Leans Conservative makes a comment about Earth Day also being Lenin's birthday. Female Host(ess?) that leans Liberal: "So? I like some of his music." And we wonder how B. Hussein got elected.



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The theory is "happy earth day" the practical outcome of these large commercial gatherings is [Cast all your trash on] Earth Day. Let "Mother Earth" clean up after you for a change.
[If she does not some unionized trash disposal workers will, between breaks.

Major Mistake says Chances are I could be wrong.

He will stand in the corner until the error of his ways becomes clear.

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Happy Earther Day to all the earth worshipers! Here is a photo showing how small earth is. We must take care of it or it might be repossessed? (yawn) Image

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Happy Earth Day Comrades! Lenin be praised, the KGB is all over this CIA plot to discredit the supposed founder of Earth Day in the USSA. The Unicorn has been framed!

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FREE IRA EINHORN!

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Maksim:
I am honored to be a member of this collective. Your work is sufficiently impressive that you must be pulled up or actually in your case, down. You are drawing attention to yourself for work which is clearly outstanding and making us average proles look bad as a result. I think it would be best if you downgraded your efforts to the statistical median quality of other contributors. This concept is currently being advanced by Obama's Department of Justice in Dayton, Ohio regarding test scores for minority test applicants for the police exam. You see because the minority candidates were not able to pass the test the DOJ, in their infinite wisdom, decided that it would be far easier to meet minority hiring quotas by lowering the standards. Now you can carry a gun and work as an enforcer of State law with an F score. It certainly makes sense to me - minority hiring and the meeting of Federal Quotas should always be first in all of our priorities. Imagine if you will that everyone just ran around doing a superlative job and bringing excellence to everything they do. All sorts of Quotas and Federal Guidelines might be violated! No, you should heed my words as a warning and bring the quality of your work down to the lowest common denominator like our Government and Unions would have us do. Perhaps "someone" has failed to have a recent Jiffy Lobo? I'm just saying.

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How does not my laptop screen burst into flame for all this hate-speak and fascist rhetoric!

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DELICIOUS!

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You should ALL have your corpus callosums severed and a fresh fore-brain scrubbing for spreading/viewing such drivel!

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Lenin would be green with envy, if he wasn't already green with mold...

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CONFESS YOUR ECO-SINS, COMRADES!

https://hotair.com/archives/2011/04/22/cnn-anchor-confesses-his-eco-sins-to-cleanse-for-earth-day/


I confess:

Not only do I have incandescent light bulbs in some of my light fixtures, but I've actually replaced some twisty fluorescent bulbs with incandescents, because I'm sick and tired of turning on a light and then having to wait for the damned bulb to--well, light up.

I live in FL, where my A/C thermostat is currently set to 75 degrees. If I want to be hotter than that, I'll go outside.

I put plastics and paper in the garbage.

I never re-use the water used to boil spaghetti.

I do not take my laundry down to the creek and beat it on a rock.

Nor do I hang it up to dry in the back yard. Why is it bad if a small portion of my slip shows while I'm wearing it, but it's OK if the neighbors see the whole thing flapping on a clothesline?

I use the "heat dry" feature on my dishwasher.

I never unplug the TV or the stereo or other large appliances when not in use.

I shave my legs. I don't know why that's destructive to the planet, but most women who celebrate Earth Day don't shave their legs, so it must be destructive somehow.

I don't care if there might be cancer-causing chemicals in my drinking water. When everyone around me starts dying of cholera or typhoid like they did back in the 19th century, then I might be interested in spending my life savings on your silly water purifying program. Until then, GTF off my doorstep and take your little plastic cup with you.

I offset all of the above with the knowledge that (a) my garbage goes to a landfill that one day might be converted into a golf course where Obama will come to play, and (b) at least I care about the planet, even if I don't always show it.

But that I do care is the most important thing.

Oh, and Maksim . . .
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AMEN Pinkie! Caring is the essence of all things prog. If we didn't have the good intentions, and more CARE than the next guy, the world would just snuff itself out completely. Nothing would get accomplished!

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WHEW!! Comrades, Maksim's art at the top of this thread showing Algore™ controlling nature inspired me, and I have just this very minute returned, somewhat breathless, from hugging trees throughout the quaint (but fortunately very left-leaning) burg within which I reside. In virtually all cases, I was able to walk straight up to them - the trees - and gratefully and passionately hug them, demonstrating for all passersby the warmth and love I feel for these, my fellow and equal members of our Mother Earth's life form kollektive. And let me tell you, comrades, I felt that warm love returned to me tenfold by the trees as they smiled down at me (yes, it's difficult to discern, but trees DO smile when hugged).

Happy Earth Day!!!

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Thanks Pinkie! I almost put the word “awareness” in the title but I didn't want to step on your toes. Although since you wear combat boots I doubt it would have caused you any pain.

Comrade Pavlovski, I'm just doing my job, but I feel your pain. You should join with Buffon and start a movement. I suggest you go militant, throw some bricks, blow-up a few buildings. If that doesn't bring attention to your grievances at lest you'll feel better, and you'll be a big hit with the chicks.

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I cry to see people's hero Algore bravely controlling weathermachine. Now must blow nose with the people's hankie (this my week) and comb monobrow out of eyes.

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Ivan Josefovich wrote:I cry to see people's hero Algore bravely controlling weathermachine. Now must blow nose with the people's hankie (this my week) and comb monobrow out of eyes.

Hey, Josefovich! It's MY week next week for the hankie. Be sure to shake the boogers off. Thanks.

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Looks like the Goracle is getting even again, using that weather machine to stir up the storms in all the states (NC, TX etc) that oppose the regime....errr....I mean the Image Party's ™ plans. As a non-person of extinction....no wait distinction, he does get around, Si?


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Dear Comrade Tsarevna... as our great father of the father of our motherland once said... "To each according to his needs, from each according to his abilities." Nasty kapitalist dog pine pollen caused me great needs of people's hankie. Problem is our apartment blok's modern (1961) diesel Bulgarian washing machine did not remove most boogers. Suggest using people's hankie only during blackouts.

Your comrade, Ivan Josefovich

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Dear Comrade Che Gourmet,

I saw damage in NC myself. Problem is, I believeKing Barry the Meek Comrade Obama is making too many kapitalist pig dogs in NC for Comrade Algore to attack with weather machine. Our dear Obama's 5 year plan not creating hope and change, just unemployed.

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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:Celebrating Earth Day with all the seriousness it deserves.

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Forgive me for being distracted by Comrade Ivan Josefovich, Comrade Maksim. I am in awe of your clear, concise edukational sayings and your marvelous artwork....will you marry me?

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Царевна wrote: ....will you marry me?

Do you have references and/or a dowry?

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Maksim! I'm surprised at you! By saying "and/or" are you implying that you would be willing to settle for references over a dowry?

Do you not understand what a dowry is? Basically, it's a redistribution of wealth from the bride's family to the groom's family.

Dammit, Maksim! You're ENTITLED to a dowry!

And if the bride's family, for whatever reason, is unable to provide one, then that can only mean one thing: That we have a Dowry Crisis in America, and the time has come to institute long overdue Dowry Reforms.

A bride should never have to choose between paying for the elaborate wedding of her dreams, and paying for her dowry. At the same time, some brides' families can afford more than others, and that's hardly fair. So it's only natural for the Government to assume responsibility for providing dowries for all marriages.

And it won't add a penny to the deficit, because it will be paid for by eliminating fraud, waste and abuse from the wedding industry. We'll start by appointing a task force to look for any FWA among caterers, florists, etc., and root it out.

Then we'll hold rallies across the country to raise awareness of the need for Dowry Reform now--because the masses aren't going to know they want this and are entitled to it unless we tell them.

Hell, I had to tell YOU, didn't I?

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Damnit Pinkie, I was trying to reel her in, of course a dowry is the ONLY issue. You're not trying to sabotage this courtship are you? You know you will always be my first and only love. It was you that rejected me (just cuz at the time I didn't own a red hat), so I'm surprised by your jealousy.

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Ummmm....I think one of the guards may have hid all of Papa's jewels in an old well somewhere near Ekaterininburg before executing him and the rest of the family. Otherwise, I have only the results of my own labor as a soldier in the fight against honest work Kapitalism. You know, the hard-won wages my Union has demanded for me.

References on the way.

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So, hypothetically pondering, if married over (lets say 27 years give or take) a short time and no dowry was ever offered; would Ia foolish young man still be entitled to dowry? If so, how would I this silly youngster approach her family?

Retroactively speaking of course...

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Царевна wrote:Ummmm....I think one of the guards may have hid all of Papa's jewels in an old well somewhere near Ekaterininburg before executing him and the rest of the family. Otherwise, I have only the results of my own labor as a soldier in the fight against honest work Kapitalism. You know, the hard-won wages my Union has demanded for me.

References on the way.

Then quick Tsarevna nevermind the references, board the first train to Ekaterinburg. Did I mention, you complete me?

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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:
Царевна wrote:Ummmm....I think one of the guards may have hid all of Papa's jewels in an old well somewhere near Ekaterininburg before executing him and the rest of the family. Otherwise, I have only the results of my own labor as a soldier in the fight against honest work Kapitalism. You know, the hard-won wages my Union has demanded for me.

References on the way.

Then quick Tsarevna nevermind the references, board the first train to Ekaterinburg. Did I mention, you complete me?

What about the hard earned wages? Bank is not open till daytime.

And does the Ekaterinenberg train stop in Ann Arbor?

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Oh! Wait! A reference has just come in.
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Here (above) is the picture he mentions, and (below) the letter in which he mentions it.



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Leningrad St. Petersburg
USSR Federal Republic of Russia
Office of Valery Abisalovich Gergiev
Chief Director, Mariinsky, London Symphony, and thousands of lesser orchestras
Conductor of All Russias
Wearer Down of Musicians' Bladder Control During Rehearsals
Ossetian God
Nephew of Stalin's Favorite Tank Designer


To:
Comrade Superkommisar Maxim
Peoples' Cube
Glorious Peoples' Republic of New York
United Soviet Socialist States
25 April 2011


Comrade!
I am writing you at the request of one Nookie Norperdaughter, who asks me to provide reference for her upcoming nuptials with you. First let me say congratulations and I hope your union lasts long and produces many new progs. Tsarevna Norperdaughter reports that I was her secret boyfriend at one time. She kept secret very well. I have however met her several times, primarily backstage at various venues, but one time hiding under bed, one time walking surreptitiously behind me at airport, oh, and there was time she jumped me as I walked into dressing room at famous Concert At Tsdknsvxvekshkinvalli in August of 2008. We made passionate love. I called my friend Vladimir Putin to ask if he could have someone follow her so that I could find more about such mysterious woman.


Vladimir Vladimirovich sent sealed affidavit testifying Tsarevna Norperdaughter is active in many leftist activities, as well as organizing union for sorely underserved professional kazoo players in Michigan. However she has at one time been seen in company of someone who attended tea party rally, so I would be careful.Enclosed picture is of Tsarevna and me when we first met me at Hill Auditorium in Ann Arbor. I could have sworn she was someone I knew as child, a Young Pioneer girl who bravely and patriotically sacrificed her dignity to provide night time comfort and anatomy lessons for many Young Pioneer boys at camp I went to once in Vladikazkaz. But I couldn't for life of me remember her name. However, she says that was not her, so I wouldn't worry about any nasty diseases you might get from new bride's prior contact with brave young sons of Revolution.

As you can see, she has nice ta-tas. More than that, I do not know.

Sincerely,
V.A.G.

Such a sweet man, that Val. Oh! I see it's almost 5:30 am. Time to pack for Ekaterininberg! Now, where is that shovel?

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Maxim! Oh, Lover Boy!!! Here's your beautiful bride, ready to show you all of her jewels, may I see yours too please.

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My it's cold here....maybe bikini was not such good idea. Maxim? Where are you? ....Maskimochka??

...Дерьмо.


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Dear SuperKommissar Maksim,


Your reprise of the heroic image of Comrade Gore operating one of his great inventions to save Mother Earth is so appropriate in 2011 given the fact that our message seems to be slipping from the vacant minds of the formerly predominately ecologically enlightened demographic under 40.


As GAIA Minister Neytiri, I had planned to issue a special GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report to be published on Earth Day in my effort to re-invigorate our domination of those minds, but unfortunately, for that entire weekend it was necessary for me to return on an urgent mission to Pandora to meet with native Na'vis residing in a particular region of Pandora, which the natives call "West By God Pandora."


In that remote region, the natives with whom I visited frown upon high-speed connections and favor a more liesurely pace (colloquially described as 32k dialup) such as the one we all hope can be restored to the entirety of Planet Earth soon after we reinvigorate the minds of the under-40's to keep Fearless Leader in office in order to enable him to resume warp-speed implementation of Cap 'N' Trade. Thus, it was not technologically feasible for me to serve the Greater Good in West By God Pandora and also create a timely post for reinvigorating our under-40 minions.


Therefore, upon my return, I am choosing to emulate your reprise of what was highly successful in the past in enabling the under-40's to obey our wise instructions for saving Mother Earth:


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Hopefully, there will be many under-40's who will be motivated to spread the word by clicking the image above for a poster-size version be displayed, disseminated and distributed worldwide to better enlighten those under 40 who may have recently strayed from The Truth.


--GAIA Minister Neytiri

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Царевна wrote:Maxim! Oh, Lover Boy!!! Here's your beautiful bride, ready to show you all of her jewels, may I see yours too please.

That didn't take long, I suspect you didn't use an Obama approved mode of transportation. Let's hope the authorities don't catch up with you before I have my hands on your wealth treasures.

My jewels? Uh, I lost them in the war, hope that's not going to be a problem.

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Maksim, why didn't you do what the Tsarevna and her mama and sisters did, and sew your jewels into your underwear?

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Maksim, why didn't you do what the Tsarevna and her mama and sisters did, and sew your jewels into your underwear?

Also don't forget Marriage and family counseling from Rasputin.

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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:
Царевна wrote:Maxim! Oh, Lover Boy!!! Here's your beautiful bride, ready to show you all of her jewels, may I see yours too please.

That didn't take long, I suspect you didn't use an Obama approved mode of transportation. Let's hope the authorities don't catch up with you before I have my hands on your wealth treasures.

My jewels? Uh, I lost them in the war, hope that's not going to be a problem.
Well....maybe I can bring Valery along?

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Hmmm....he was here a few days ago but now, has anyone seen any signs of my betrothed? Maxim? You haven't gotten cold feet have you?

I should just like to take this opportunity now to remind you that it is perfectly normal to have doubts before the Big Day. I'm told even Obama had to chain smoke without sleep for five days before wedding the lovely Mooshell. Remember you can tell me all of your fears and I will brainwash you to turn you into my perfect boybotlisten and empathize, and I'm sure I'll be able to drag you to the Palace of Marriagewe can come to an understanding.

[bats eyelashes]

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Царевна wrote:
Superkommissar Maksim wrote:
Царевна wrote:Maxim! Oh, Lover Boy!!! Here's your beautiful bride, ready to show you all of her jewels, may I see yours too please.

That didn't take long, I suspect you didn't use an Obama approved mode of transportation. Let's hope the authorities don't catch up with you before I have my hands on your wealth treasures.

My jewels? Uh, I lost them in the war, hope that's not going to be a problem.
Well....maybe I can bring Valery along?
Comrade Царевна, Fear not-- as you can see below, Superkommissar Maksim's super anatomy appears to have been fully restored. Superman is trying to deny who he is-- a sad day for America and hence great news for The Soon-To-Arrive Global Collective, but there is even better news, Comrades. We have our own Super-Being to chamption the Causes of The Peoples Cube:


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