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HELP!! Occupy Charlottesville needs Rape Whistles FAST(100!)

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Help! Send "Rape Whistles" fast (100 needed) to your Comrades at Occupy Charlottesville!

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Preferably the kind that glows-in-the-dark, so it will be easy to find in a dark tent when some useless idiot fellow protestor gets a bit, shall I say, over zealous in their frustrated outrage and decides to share his/her/its personal and painful experience of "inequality".

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What is a rape whistle anyway, and where would you buy one??? I have a rape pistol. It lights up.

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Lenianna. I like your style :)

Nevertheless, I will be doing all that's within my power over the next few seconds to spread the wealth around in order to purchase Rape Whistles™ for OC.

WOOOOPS! Time's up!

Damn.

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Alas, poor R.O.C.K. time flies for us aspiring progs and community organizers...

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May I recommend my personal carry "glowing rape-whistle"....

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The Ruger LCP .380 w/ Crimson Trace laser designator and Cor-bon 90gr JHP's....

Fits great in a cargo pocket, you don't even know it's there till you need it.

CCW not included.... :)

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WHO WOULD POSSESS SUCH A HORRIBLE INSTRUMENT OF DEATH???

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Kinda fond of these lil' guys, myself. Seecamp .32

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But I'd never want to hurt anyone, even a rapist. Unless, of course, he was, say, a Republican.

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I always thought that a rape whistle was a call to action at Occupy rallies by community organizers. RAPE THE RICH!!!

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The attitude that young people learn at such events is that of seeing others as objects of your needs. You are entitled to what is theirs regardless of their consent. Whether you are a prog or a rapist - it's the same mindset.

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I have a rape whistle that makes a sound 75 times when you wind it up and insert it into Comrade Kalashnikov's sound producing device.

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Red Square wrote:I always thought that a rape whistle was a call to action at Occupy rallies by community organizers. RAPE THE RICH!!!

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The attitude that young people learn at such events is that of seeing others as objects of your needs. You are entitled to what is theirs regardless of their consent. Whether you are a prog or a rapist - it's the same mindset.

This is why you are the Reddest and the Squarest, and the rape whistles are listed just after “Open Minds” and “duct tape” on the sign. Note it doesn't say “Rape will be lawfully prosecuted”.

As you could have easily guessed, being the "maker" of progs, this sign was posted prominently at Occupy Charlottesville, just 1 day after two legal minors were rushed out of there to the hospital with alcohol poisoning. They were only a few feet away from a sign saying, “NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL PERMITTED”. So, if that's how signs work, a rape whistle is nothing but a call to action.

Sadly, no rape whistles have shown up. They must be relying on distressed screams for help to get the word around, and that's when the “duct tape” comes in real handy I guess, if any has been donated.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA was working on the rape whistles, but only lasted a few seconds before he just quit.

RAPE THE RICH! RAPE THE BANKS! RAPE THE COMMUNITY PARKS! RAPE EVERY TAXPAYER!

"Open Minds" and "duct tape" and "rape whistles (100)"--OCCUPY CHARLOTTESVILLE

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Has this event been organized into such a community event start and stop whistles are
required?

Col. says, Sir, I...Shut up, Colonel.
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Reason for editing this post: clarity

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Image Here's my girlfriend's Anti-Rape whistle!
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Thankfully, these will no longer be in the hands of the un-washed masses within the next for years.

--ZB

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Charlottesville, VA? Does UVA have deodorant adversative subversives?

Well... the do call themselves "Wahoo"s.

--
ZB


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Kool-Aid_Man wrote:Alas, poor R.O.C.K. time flies for us aspiring progs and community organizers...

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May I recommend my personal carry "glowing rape-whistle"....

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The Ruger LCP .380 w/ Crimson Trace laser designator and Cor-bon 90gr JHP's....

Fits great in a cargo pocket, you don't even know it's there till you need it.

CCW not included.... :)

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WHO WOULD POSSESS SUCH A HORRIBLE INSTRUMENT OF DEATH???

A-Ten -Hut!

Private Kool-Aids you gotta be joking. Why that would barely stop a drunken sailor humping his momma.

Now how about stepping out of mambi-pambi land and check out a real weapon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9W2u9o ... r_embedded



And if that don't stop those Commie Occupussy draft dodgers this will ...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezJz-WX ... re=related

Now there's a Rape Whistle for ya. Watch on YouTube if you got a pair.
HEHEHEHEHEHE



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You guys have misunderstood the use and function of these rape whistles. I have one and use it whenever a fellow OWSer did not agree to willingly "share the vagina" with others. When she starts giving a statement to the police, I stand next to her and blow like I'm mad. It's quite effective.

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Re Laika's linky thing to Reuters:

"You're seeing people who don't really care about the Occupy movement, who are
doing their own thing," Fabian said. "Safety is an issue at night when we have
every drunk person in the area strolling by and threatening to start fights or
burn down tents."

Hear, hear! “Doing your own thing” clearly smacks of individualism and is totally unacceptable to the Occupy Movement.

Comrades, we need to come up with a system that will enable our fellow travelers to tell the difference between those who are actually participating in the Occupy movement (i.e., those who “really care” according to Comrade Fabian), and those who are little more than Flat Gareths.

https://thepeoplescube.com/current-truth/flat-gareth-t4.html

With so many of us in “high spirits” enjoying the free love to which we're all entitled, how are we supposed to know if that smelly, bedraggled, raving person who just crawled into our tent is really part of our movement, and not someone paid by the cops or Koch brothers to pose as one of us in an insidious effort to discredit our entire movement? How do we identify them as one of the so-called “professional” oppressed, as opposed to those of us who are oppressed simply because we care?

Perhaps it would help if we identified ourselves as those who care by wearing Awareness Ribbons.

If you see someone in camp who isn't wearing an Awareness Ribbon, then it obviously means that person doesn't care, and should not be allowed any free food, free booze, free pot, free fights or free sex.

Now if anyone here has any dumber ideas, I'd like to hear them.
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Reason for editing this post: What's a girl gotta do around here to make a hyperlink? And any bozo who says, "You have put it on rich/poor text" will get it upside the head with my shovel!

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We need an Occupy Wall Street Awareness Ribbon... something that shows we are aware of the 99 percent!

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Sgt. NeoTroll wrote:
Now how about stepping out of mambi-pambi land and check out a real weapon.

Now there's a Rape Whistle for ya. Watch on YouTube if you got a pair.
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Yes Comrade Troll, I know there are certainly bigger and better out there but that's not the point of a concealed permit or as I often carry that as... a BUG. (That's back up gun for you "not-gonna-happen-to-me" types).

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Kool-Aid_Man wrote:Alas, poor R.O.C.K. time flies for us aspiring progs and community organizers...

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May I recommend my personal carry "glowing rape-whistle"....

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The Ruger LCP .380 w/ Crimson Trace laser designator and Cor-bon 90gr JHP's....

Fits great in a cargo pocket, you don't even know it's there till you need it.

CCW not included.... :)

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WHO WOULD POSSESS SUCH A HORRIBLE INSTRUMENT OF DEATH???
Image Listen up, twinkletoes, I'm going to sugar coat it for you because I know I cannot talk to you as I would a real man: THAT IS NOT A WEAPON. THAT IS A PEA SHOOTER that feels like a toy in the hands of a true American. Either get an M1911 or lay down your arms and become a Communist.Image What evil villainy! I DENOUNCE Comrade Kool Aid Man for acting like such an armed RethugliKKKan! I am terrified by the thought of people protecting themselves against muggers and rapists in the inner city, because if all the inner city's muggers and rapists get shot dead, who will be elected Mayor?

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I am thinking if they are in such need of rape whistles they might need to find some new comrades, no?

(*%$#@! these peoples are making the Tea Party look good!!! &%$#@!!!)

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Comrade Goose wrote:Either get an M1911 or lay down your arms and become a Communist. What evil villainy! I DENOUNCE Comrade Kool Aid Man for acting like such an armed RethugliKKKan!


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And which one would should I carry? My Springfield Armory or my Sig Arms 1911's?

Or why not have the best of both worlds (ie armed AND Communist!):

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My Czech made CZ82 and Yugoslavian TT-33 Tokarev, shoots an interesting necked down 7.62x25 round, looks like a round-tipped AK bullet...

Unfortunately neither of them glow and do not have a rail to attach a "glowing device"...

I'd be happy to post the rest of my "collection" but this is probably not really the place to do so... :)

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HORRIBLE RETHUGGLIKKKAN tools of the ANTI-GAIA!

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There are always alternatives to these violent firearms !
And some are much more discrete if you don't want to wake up someone like " Ketchup " in the tent next to you.)


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Now there's one that'll re-arrange your attacker's chitlin's on no uncertain terms.

I have sat and read this site for years without saying anything at all. Your work is glorious, comrades! Don't ever stop.

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ATTENTION ALL COMRADES!!!

I just won the wager!

For years you've all laid down money and vodka and your mothers and who knows what-all that Red_Leader would lurk forever on this site like some slimy, smelly swamp creature, and never say a peep. But not me. I always bet that sooner or later he would crack as all lurkers do.

Well, he's finally cracked and I mean to collect. Pay up to Pinkie, all of you!

(But you can keep your mothers.)

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:ATTENTION ALL COMRADES!!!

I just won the wager!

For years you've all laid down money and vodka and your mothers and who knows what-all that Red_Leader would lurk forever on this site like some slimy, smelly swamp creature, and never say a peep. But not me. I always bet that sooner or later he would crack as all lurkers do.

Well, he's finally cracked and I mean to collect. Pay up to Pinkie, all of you!

(But you can keep your mothers.)

LOL. But someone already stole my cube...I would have mentioned it but I realize that they needed it more than I did. One for all and such.

Thank you for the warm welcome Pinkie! :D

How does a komrade distinguish between sound of rape whistles and regular protest whistles? I doesn't matter - only a selfish individual worries that their desperate whistling for help will be drowned out by drum circles manned by dedicated progressives drumming for the collective good. The victims should take one (or more) for the team.

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Kalishnikowski, didn't your mother ever make you watch The Sound of Music? Captain von Trapp had a whistle with which he was able to make umpteen different whistle calls for his seven children, the governess, and he probably even had one for that ditzy baroness.

And why aren't you wearing an Occupy Awareness Ribbon? Don't you care about what we stand for, or are you just slumming for some fast free hoochie?

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I denounce Goose and Kool Aid man both. And I've owned or own a 1911, Yugo Tok and CZ 82. They are all excellent weapons and as such belong only in the hands of the ruling elite. Now I don't see any of you as Commissars, so I suggest humbly turning in your weapons to me, and apologizing to Pinkie, because doubtless you have offended her in some fashion.

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Not to hijack but this is what I have been involved with lately on a local level. I've been taking it to my local government for a number of reasons instead of focusing on the national stage, but for those that have not seen this (and there is a TON more out there too) watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlNEUJe ... r_embedded

ON: ...

Such a short barrelled weapon must have a maximum effective range of only a few meters, perfect for a shoot out in a sleeping bag. Are these rapes really just cases of overly amorous occuppiers sacrificing the individual rights of their victims to the "collective good" as interpreted by their genitalia? Comrade Eldridge Cleaver wrote that the rape of a white woman was a "political" and "insurrectionary" act. The stated goal of the OWS is insurrection. I predict that they will be supplied with saltines rather than rape whistles. If you want to make an omelet, you must break a few eggs, korrekt?

As Comrade Orwell explained rather verbosely, come the revolution, bourgeois extravagances in language will be eliminated. Eschewing non productive and parasitical silent letters such as the "t" in "whistle" is very progressive, but retaining the "h" was still somewhat reactionary.

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Red_Leader wrote: Thank you for the warm welcome Pinkie! :D

The only thing "warm" around here is the clothing you grab along with your beet shovel on your way to Platform 5. There a handsome young Comrade will escort you to the Karl Marx Training Center for your indoctrination glorious PARTY Image re-education. And, yes, WE DO keep the soap on the shower stall floor.

All will submit to the glory that is the Cube, eventually.

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Comrade Shovel 4 U, your post is of the most excellent variety !

Complete sensory inundation and subsequent overload, turning minds into Jello.

I feel like I'm driving through Las Vegas !

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To Phooey with your bourgeiose capitalist calibers and extravagant auto pistols! A true comrade needs nothing more than the timeless elegance of the Nagant pistol in a properly proletariate 7.62 caliber.
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Two denouncements in one thread... I am Gaia-Blessed!

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That was a whistle?! I thought she was just getting into it! I must say, that shrilled warbally pitch was quite a turn-on.


 
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