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Help out your Union Brothers and Sisters this May Day

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Comrades, oppressed workers, fellow progressives; lend me someone else's ear!

This May Day, as we celebrate the glories of the coming World of Next Tuesday, loudly denounce the rich, and call for a forcible redistribution of wealth to all, let us not forget our unfortunate brothers and sisters in the glass industry.

Long oppressed by capitalist thugs, and forced to install windows in banks, corporate coffee shops, and other unjust institutions for low wages, let us remember their struggle tomorrow by smashing out windows, and providing more jobs and economic stimulus for the replacement windows, while also striking a noble blow for true socialist justice!

Don't forget other ways to do your part. Streets covered in litter provide work for union sanitation workers. Spray painted buildings give oppressed immigrant janitorial staff ample work. Demolished street signs put lots of union workers to work building and replacing them. The list goes on. What union brother or sister will YOU help out this May Day?

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I don't know Comrade Colonel, every year I have high hopes for May Day here in the USSA and every year it's a bust. These so called Progressive's ignore this most glorious day of the year. To deny the celebration of May Day is to deny all that they hold dear.

You heard the Colonel Comrades, let the May Day festivities begin! Here's a song and dance to get things going:


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Joyous, simply joyous! Now can we set that to the sound of breaking glass and angry chants?


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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Now can we set that to the sound of breaking glass and angry chants?

No colonel; no angry chants and breaking glass........Let us [highlight=#808080]get down[/highlight] with Leader of Free World!

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Today's May Day Chant;
Break Glass For The Working Class!
Workers Unite! Fight The Right!
Throw Trash For The Obama Stash!
Why do we do this? We Need The Cash!
I can't hear you...WE NEED THE CASH!!!


Repeat

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OMG, WTF - a most excellent terrible tuneage you have provided for us!

I love denounce it!!

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Most assuredly all, a Happy and Glorious May Day to you one and all!

Did you all not know that our own slice of the world of next tuesday was founded today? Yes, the grand experiment in public transportation was founded, Amtrak was born 40 years ago! What mere coincidence that it was on May 1? Such delicious irony, no?

http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/amtrak ... old-today/

Do not forget to take to the streets and celebrate!

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So thoughtful of the local law enforcement to bring those sprinklers? Those caught up in the celebration looked quite hot and thirsty!

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Kamerad Grigori - At The Next Performance of The Peoples MayDay Chorus, please be so good as to have the alto section "Tone It Down A Bit" - their Revolutionary Fervor is causing a choral imbalance - towards "the south end" - if you get my drift...

But Kamerad WTF - Who on Planet Earth could not be in Total Agreement with Dear Leader? I and my BaseballBat Persuasive Oratorical Skill would love to encounter any of the hated criminal racists persons who disagree with do not totally embrace the policies of Dear Leader!


 
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