Comrades, once again our betters in the People's Socialist Republic of Europe have rubbed our noses in their superiority. First, they led the way by guaranteeing bankruptcy cradle-to-grave benefits for all workers. Then, they broke new ground by opening their doors wide to terrorists peaceful migrants from equally-good-as-theirs cultures everywhere. Now, they give the world this:

breitbart.com wrote:
[center]Urinating policewoman art raises hackles in Germany[/center][/b]

A prize-winning lifelike sculpture of a squatting policewoman urinating has whipped up a storm of protest in Germany, where it went on prominent display last week.

The work entitled "Petra" by 27-year-old German sculptor Marcel Walldorf is made of silicone and metal and has pitted public officials against art world aficionados in the debate over what is acceptable in the name of high culture.

It depicts a young female police officer in full riot gear crouching to pee, with exposed buttocks and a small gelatin "puddle" affixed to the floor of the gallery at the Academy of Fine Arts in Dresden, eastern Germany.

The work entitled "Petra" was completed one year ago and has captured a 1,000-euro (1,328-dollar) prize by the prestigious Leinemann Foundation for fine arts.

https://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.2ae8d10289d05e80ecb077f1af8fa46d.431&show_article=1

Curses, foiled again. Comrades, this miserable country is never going to get any respect in the world until we learn to think boldly and creatively like the Euros. Let me ask all of you frankly how come their fine artistic community could deliver a brilliant new creation like this and ours cannot? Don't we have womyn who urinate here? Can't our people access silicone and gelatin? What is the artistic community in this country doing with the people's dollars anyway? Sure our geniuses created the crucifix in a jar of pee and statues made out of animal poop, but they were too timid, they would only use excrement as the medium of expression whereas the bold, inspired Europeans made the ultimate jump and focused on the act of excreting itself! THAT is what I call INGENIOUS and ORIGINAL!

Comrades, the Central Committee is very embarrassed and humiliated by this Euro breakthrough. They liken it to the shock and surprise this country endured when our friends the Soviets launched the first earth satellite, Sputnik, in 1958. The Party vowed they would never be shown up like that again, but somehow in the last half-century, the lessons of the Space Race were forgotten and we fell asleep at the switch once more.

The Central Committee wishes it to be known it will not stand for this. We MUST undertake a crash program to regain the lead in excremental art ASAP! Our national security depends on it. OK, everybody, get up and start pooping and peeing getting to work!

I have long been a proponent of "squatter's rights."

Comrades,

May I suggest a Massive Males Urination [MMU] out the backside of the beet truck both going to and coming from the fields to see what light condition is better. We could use the headlights after dark for another affect. The unit created by this group pee could be called "Gulag Peeing Staff"or other GPS.

But Opiate......

We have already taken back the lead in excremental arts... it's called Obamacare !

A close contender, the American MSM, takes the silver.

Janeane Garofalo won the bronze.

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Hey kids, here's an idea.......

Feature a sculpture of the President in the same position,
unloading himself on the Stars and Stripes.

Now that would truly capture the " Spirit of Progressivism "!

Krasnodar wrote:But Opiate......

We have already taken back the lead in excremental arts... it's called Obamacare !

A close contender, the American MSM, takes the silver.

Janeane Garofalo won the bronze.

I think Soros won it hinds down:







--KOOK

Dear Leader has heard the call to pee lead on American exceptionalism.

Do not be distressed. We have Michael 'the commie' Moore. He can make an unbiased, documentary movie depicting womanly Squatters Rights using womanly women like Tokyo Rosie O'Donnell, Jane Jihad Fondle and Susan Imam Sarandon.

Speaking of Michael Moore and other wrinkled things reminds me of a joke...

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee
For his wife.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea ... it's
so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the
modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
myself."

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"

Comrade Whoopie, were you hiding under the balcony that night??!!!!!

I'm afraid I was Frau, and I saw every wrinkle.

Fear Not, Comrade Opiate!

They can have their Marcel Walldorf, but we have Ron Athey, Robert Mapplethorpe, Andres Serrano, David Wojnarowicz, and Chris Ofili. Take that Euro-snob poseurs! neener neener!

Comrade KOOK, your masterpiece is magnificent and will be a shoo-in to win many prestigious art awards which no one has ever heard of as well as inspiring a Depends ad or two.

Comrade Whinny, you are correct, these names were all once great artists. Unfortunately, their output has fallen off in recent times (maybe some laxitives and diuretics would help get their juices flowing again.) Perhaps they have gotten lazy, letting their fame and celebrity go to their heads. It is time for these loafers to stop living off their past accomplishments and go back to their bathrooms and begin creating ART again!


And now, Comrades, I am proud to announce I have come up with a great idea if I do say so myself (and I do because, as a prog, if there's one thing I'm good at it's self-congratulation.) The vision I propose will enable us to re-capture the artistic high-ground from the Euros and never relinquish it again (because after this, they won't want it back.) I propose an artistic piece that not only celebrates the human excretory functions but incorporates a feature never before utilized in the art world! I'm talking about olfactory realism or "smell" for you public school graduates. Yes, I'm proposing our artists incorporate real s**t in their works! From now on, when an art critic says "That STINKS", he or she will REALLY MEAN IT! Let's see the Euro-weenies top that, eh? Amerikka will be "low-brow" no more!

Must be bad times in the Democratic European Union, comrades - time was that you could hire an actual East German police woman to urinate in public for a year for 1000 euros. Damned Capitalism!

Opiate of the People wrote:Curses, foiled again. Comrades, this miserable country is never going to get any respect in the world until we learn to think boldly and creatively like the Euros. Let me ask all of you frankly how come their fine artistic community could deliver a brilliant new creation like this and ours cannot? Don't we have womyn who urinate here? Can't our people access silicone and gelatin? What is the artistic community in this country doing with the people's dollars anyway? Sure our geniuses created the crucifix in a jar of pee and statues made out of animal poop, but they were too timid, they would only use excrement as the medium of expression whereas the bold, inspired Europeans made the ultimate jump and focused on the act of excreting itself! THAT is what I call INGENIOUS and ORIGINAL!

Comrades, artists and do-gooders in general. Daddy Marx told us well: there are classes, but although we are all equal in progress, some are more equal than others. And € art still beats your amerrikkkansky. Here is another Progressive approach to the same piece of bullshit art:

We must all learn to pee together. Don't forget Comrade Kruschev's favorite song: