Here Is the State Department’s First 'Official' Release of a Hillary Clinton Email
The Obama Administration has released the header of the first e-mail from the MTE's private account. The cyber-cryptology department in the People's Ministry of Smart Comrades with Really Cool Electronic Stuff has analyzed the data, and though heavily redacted, has recovered the redacted text to the Secretary of State...
"Prince Mgwana Kikbouti, a member of a royal family, requests assistance in transferring millions of dollars of excess money out of Nigeria and promises to pay the Clinton Foundation 30% of the transferred funds for your help. This message is an “urgent, private” nature requiring bank transfer data, and to verify your Social Security Account Number..."
The People's investigation indicates that though still waiting for the transfer of funds, the Clinton Foundation is reported to have made it work once, and is planning to deposit this money in "cattle futures..."
Comrades, what if we really don’t have a good Democrat candidate. Perhaps, dear leader could and should use his pen and cell phone to provide a service to the nation at large and write an executive memo doing away with the Twenty-Second Amendment and not leave office nor run for re-election. After eight years of splendid achievements, why waste them on a Republican candidate since the Democrats have failed to provide leadership to continue the work to transform the nation.
"When you've zoomed-in to a tight shot, cue me so I'll know when I can explain that it was from news reports that I learned Hillary was using a Tin-Can-Telephone."
But then that befuddled White House Press Spokesman, Josh Ernest, destroyed the effectiveness of President Obama's tight-shot announcement.
Apparently, what really happened was that when Hillary took office as Secretary of State, Obama told her, "If you like your tin-can-telephone system, you can keep it, but don't string me along."
One can hope...
I got three of those Nigerian requests just last week! Just like you said, I was asked to not tell anyone about this in addition to giving them my SS#, by banking info and I would be given millions of "excess" money.
My only question here is, "What the hell is "excess" money? That one weird question is the only reason I didn't do it. Hey, I know when I'm being played!
“Looking back, it would’ve been better if I’d simply used my ISIS issued dagger and carried a second one.”
You know stuff like this will begin to appear soon!
(So you see Ivan I knew all along that you hadn't injured yourself removing a tractor transmission!!!)
Yep, hooking up with the winner of the wet cankle contest...