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I DEMAND A SHOW TRIAL!

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Marshal Pupovich,

You may be surprised to find out how good the Nano Jimmy Carter rabbit on a stick might taste, with Theo's culinary skills, it might be quite tasty.

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Yes, but you have the luxury of speculating in this manner since you were not witness to the extensive safety and fitness trials of the Jimmy Carter nano rabbit.... I was comrade, I was. It was not a pretty sight. I know where the bodies are hidden comrade.

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Progressive Brain Salad is quite a chore, you know--it's like feeding an army on nightingale's tongues.

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Yes, that is why the price is so high.... and what sadly made Comrade Brain in the Jar so so tempting to me. But I have gotten over that... after all, Comrade Brain in the Jar and I have worked together so much, For the Common Good™, developed PeopleMath™. jointly contained several outbreaks of ThoughtCrime™ etc. Yet his brain still looks so tasty.

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Comrade Pupovich, can you not simply CLONE Brain in a Jar?

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Pupovich, I don't know why you won't accept marinated nano Jimmy Carter rabbit on a stick? So tasty, you know. I know how to make them just right. You'll love them. And there's no shortage of them.

Now I admit that the brains aren't too big, but then what do you expect of a Jimmy Carter?

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Leninka wrote:Marshal Pupovich,

You may be surprised to find out how good the Nano Jimmy Carter rabbit on a stick might taste, with Theo's culinary skills, it might be quite tasty.


mmmm, conejo en un palillo

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I'm thinking of having a nano Jimmy Carter rabbit roast. When I have a good impaling I'll set the proles and the stakes afire, and then we can all roast the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits.

I'll tell Bruno that they've been hissing at the Cher monster so he'll spike them with his size 14 stilettos and put the bodies in the freezer so we'll have a good supply.

I think we'll have them with Cuba Libres, but we really have to get a new name for that drink. After all, who wants freedom?

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May I suggest some barbecued acorn roast with Ugandan virgin sauce (a tip of the hat to Comrade Amin, Yada of Yada of Yada, yada....).

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What about a Many Titted Empress fattened up with ACORNs, spitted and roasted on a fire of OPM?

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You'll still have to marinate her, I'm not sure in what. Let's see, banana liquor, or whatever comes out of the Honduras. Perhaps she can get it for you herself Commissar Theocritus, as she is meeting up with Zeleya soon to see what she can do for him.

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Isn't the MTE busy improving our image with fellow travelers around the world and helping to cool off the world.... a success even before they started?

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Yes... duh? International affairs are so much better since the Bu$hitler left office. This comrade has a PHD in Mooreology from the TrihnTMihnHa School of TrIuMpHoFtHeWiLlism and he knows it's all because Dear Leader is so glorious...



Dear Leader did it ALL!!! Brilliance! Just Udder Brilliance!

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Let's buy this man a hotel room and some knee pads. Then he can compare clothing with Monica.

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We agree. Knee pads. Hotel room. Blue dress. Then it's the impaling stakes. He must be treated right by The Party™. And as a final treat maybe a special Hot Lead Enema™ by the Colonel. What's left can be finely tossed into a brain salad for the Marshal, although it may be a meager meal.

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It would be very slimming--feather light.

I've got it! We can make a fortune! The first diet that actually works! Negative calories in Prog Brains.

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That would be a megar brain salad if that was all we had in the way of groceries.

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But think of all the weight you could lose on Prog brain salad.

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Commissar. Marshall,

You do understand that it would be much cheaper to have Conservative brain salad instead. The going rate for fresh Conservative brains is around $1.25 a pound. Fresh prog Brains start at a whopping $513.00 a pound.

A pretty steep difference in the price! Makes sense though, considering how many Progs they have to kill to get a pound of brains.

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I am currently retraining truffle pigs to hunt for prog brains. This ought to drive down the cost, but the same problem remains: no one can determine where they are.

But we could set up a baited field, though--a big stack of OPM, and a trifecta minority on a soap box screaming about "rights" and "disrespected."

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Commissar,

I wish to compliment you for the fine hospitality you've shown us at your Rancho.

It was a fine meal last night we had with the staff!


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Yes, Commissar, thank you, it was delicious. Chinese goodness.

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So glad to have you here. And the anally produced methane? Why do you think that I have so many open-air fetes? I am the last person to want to stifle others' liberties and creative urges. After all, I'm a prog, and self-control is the last thing that I want.

Did you happen to see the pissing wall? I have a wall, out of eyeshot of the Rancho, and downwind of the Rancho, where you can piss on things all that you want. I have some copies of Shakespeare and Milton and Dante and Caesar, all just for the purpose of pissing on. And once you're well established at the Rancho, I'll let you piss on my copy of the Constitution too. After all, no Prog likes the Constitution, because of its limitations. We progs want <i>positive</i> rights, not <i>negative</i> rights. I don't think that I should be forbidden from doing anything and I'm damned sure that I have a right to do what I want.

That's why I so love the Euro-Weenies. Their huge Constitution--a treaty by another name--is an omnium gatherum of what I get to put my snout and trotters into. Where as the American Constitution is risible. It wants to tell me what I cannot do.

That's why I so love His O'liness.

Next week at the Rancho I'm having a book burning. Tom Paine, some Federalist Papers, and of course an early copy of the Declaration of Independence.

Y'all come!

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A pissing contest! Great! Nothing like the fresh aroma of urine on open flames; like the wafts of pachouli in the funk of Berkeley, but I'm being redundant.

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Comrade Red Rooster, for a moment there I thought you were describing parts of Olympia Collective.

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Commissar!

I also wanted to pass on under your re-education. Red Rooster and I were both talking last night and we both now have a profound appreciation for classical music. I want to thank Red for letting borrow some of his traveling companions in presenting this little gift to you. You have increased our love for culture to new progressive heights!


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It's so hard for me here in Texas; even the Mexicans on 9/11 were more patriotic than, er, all of New York. But then they've seen worse places than America. Off to Jiffi-Lobo with them!

If you can't piss on America, you're a truly shitty prog and not worth your copy of <i>Das Kapital</i>.

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Oh, Snoogie, thank you. This has made Strauss replace Mozart in my pantheon. The "Goldberg Variations" by Bach? A bauble. Mozart's 40th symphony or clarinet quintet? A musical limerick.

When you showed me the chickens singing "The Blue Danube" my eyes rolled back in my head, causing some consternation in Bruno, and I gasped, "At last! I'm home! Chickens on the Danube!"

Thank you. From the bottom of my impaling little heart, thank you.

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Comrades,

I love the depths and breadths of page five of a post. This is where it gets deep. This is where the most esoteric and profound knowledge comes in the dark of the night.

Who's there?

It's just us chickens.

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Leninka,

A very profound observation!

And I seriously mean that.


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Oh yes you are,

I see your post, therefore you are,

To me, both you and Comrade Snoogie are both to the west of me. For you, Colonel, it is nearing midnight, for Snoogie, let me look at my Snoogie clock on my desktop. It's just before 4:00 p.m. in the afternoon. I suppose Snoogie, you have just gotten home and are planning on your evening meal. Hmm, I wonder what you are having tonight.

We had a shredded beef and barbeque sandwich for dinner here in Houston, a far cry from what you're probably having, I bet.

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This is an automated reply. Actually it's The Che Monster. Actually it's Inner Comrade #33 (There is no problem that cannot be solved by filing the proper government form, filled out in red ink and sent in triplicate. Barring that, thermite solves a lot of problems too)

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Colonel 7.62,

Automated reply? Are you telling me that I stayed up a little later for an automated reply? Is that what you give your girlfriends? An automated reply?

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Oh no, I give my girlfriends the full Che treatment (bang 'em and leave 'em) and wow them with my enlarged stimulus package. Then they get the automated reply. And Inner Comrade 21 (There is nothing that cannot be solved through proper application of lessons learned on the Tom Leykis show).

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Oh! A real prog man. I see you're inner comrades are all greased up and ready to go at a moment's notice. My clairvoyant little brain tell me there is a deep romance coming your way sometime late summer, or fall, however, so I'm not sure which inner comrade you'll want to bring out then.

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We see you... we see you all... we're watching closely...

Signed,

All Us Chickens

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I wish they would make it the same time everywhere. I'd like to stay up, but darn it, I'm getting tired and will have to get some sleep.

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Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Commissar!

I also wanted to pass on under your re-education. Red Rooster and I were both talking last night and we both now have a profound appreciation for classical music. I want to thank Red for letting borrow some of his traveling companions in presenting this little gift to you. You have increased our love for culture to new progressive heights!



Snoog! I thought we we're going to wait until Bruno's birthday to hatch this one? Now what we will give Bruno?


(Pssssstt... could you send my girls back to the coup now, were running kinda short on eggs and the farmer is getting pissed... and well, I kinda like making eggs, but shhhhhhhhh, don't tell the farmer or I won't get my rations of stimulant vodka egg making medicine anymore.)

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I suppose Snoogie, you have just gotten home and are planning on your evening meal. Hmm, I wonder what you are having tonight.


Why Leninka,

Sushi of course! I find Nemo rolls to be quite the special treat.

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Red,

The girls have flown the classical music coop and are back under you care!

Bruno,

Well that is going to take some more work between us as to what would be the perfect birthday gift for him, he seems to have some.....er, issues that I haven't quite got a grip on yet.

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Thanks comrade. Whew... I was getting lonely without all their cackling, cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,
cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,
cackling, cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,
cackling, cackling,cackling...

oh and did I mention their cackling,cackling,cackling, cackling,cackling, cackling, cackling,cackling, cackling, cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling....

Bruno's easy... just make sure it's shiny and has lots of baubles. He would slober on a Cher dress for days but you still wouldn't know the difference, as even his salivia is full of sequence (to many glittery chew toys from the Commissar you know...). And issues, I wouldn't worry, when your back state side take a trip down the Lower Polk in a pear costume and you'll get the inside scoop.

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Thanks comrade. Whew... I was getting lonelywithout all their cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,
cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,
cackling, cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,
cackling, cackling,cackling...

oh and did I mention their cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling, cackling, cackling,cackling, cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling,cackling....

Sounds like a typical local Democratic Party Meeting, I can see why you missed them so.

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Yes, comrade, I do love The Party(TM)!

As a dedicated comrade of The Party(TM), it is my duty to enjoy the cackling 24/7, which er, is not really a duty... I mean... well what I mean is... it is my PLEASURE to enjoy the cackling 24/7.

Yes comrade, that's it, I enjoy chickens coming home to roost.
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Red

LOL,

Too funny!!!

Don't ya mean though, Chickens coming home to ROAST??????

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Same thing comrade, same thing.... LOL!

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<i>How did you know that Bruno's saliva is sequined?</i> That was a Party Secret. I've been making out like a bandit selling glittery little things. I buy cheap shit from China and Bruno drools on it.

Then the Cher Monster comes out and rubs all this all over her body. I don't get it myself but it's snapped up on Christopher Street and in the Castro. And there are areas in Montrose in Houston where it's in high demand.

No offense, Red Rooster, but in my world chicken has another meaning and I'm no chicken hawk.

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Leninka wrote:I wish they would make it the same time everywhere. I'd like to stay up, but darn it, I'm getting tired and will have to get some sleep.

I denounce the earth's rotation and time zones! Equal time at the same time for all! End the oppression of differing time zones!

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Thank you Colonel 7.62,

Thank you Colonel 7.62. I feel now, like I'm a hop, skip and a jump from Olympia.

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Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:
I suppose Snoogie, you have just gotten home and are planning on your evening meal. Hmm, I wonder what you are having tonight.


Why Leninka,

Sushi of course! I find Nemo rolls to be quite the special treat.

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Now that's terrible. Poor little Nemo. No, just kidding. Nemo look's quite tasty. I bet there are others who would agree.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote: No offense, Red Rooster, but in my world chicken has another meaning and I'm no chicken hawk.

Like a good progressive, I blame it all on Snoogie, he gets me thrown into the fryer every time he comes out to play. Enjoy the fried chicken, I always do.

Mmmmmm.... Mmmmmm... goood!

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Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Commissar. Marshall,

You do understand that it would be much cheaper to have Conservative brain salad instead. The going rate for fresh Conservative brains is around $1.25 a pound. Fresh prog Brains start at a whopping $513.00 a pound.

A pretty steep difference in the price! Makes sense though, considering how many Progs they have to kill to get a pound of brains.

Of course I know and appreciate the difference! Are you suggesting that I am no worthy of a more equal brain salad comrade? That is a cheap price you are getting for progressive brain Comrade. Is that an east coast university town you cme from?

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Oh no, I give my girlfriends the full Che treatment (bang 'em and leave 'em) and wow them with my enlarged stimulus package.

Comrade, need I point out that the full Che Treatment ends with you being found a dead martyr?

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That is a cheap price you are getting for progressive brain Comrade. Is that an east coast university town you cme from?


No California,

No shortage of progressive brains where I'm from. Though the hard part is getting rid of the extra clutter in the head to get to the juicy parts.

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If it had been a full-body X-ray we'd have seen satchels filled with OPM.

I know that this X-ray was done shortly after death though--the bat doesn't seen to have deteriorated much. But there's no question that the prog is dead--the tin-foil hat would have blocked the X-rays and you cannot believe the howling and screaming when a prog is deprived of it's tin-foil hat. They get panic attacks without the Current Truth(tm).

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Leninka wrote:
Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:
I suppose Snoogie, you have just gotten home and are planning on your evening meal. Hmm, I wonder what you are having tonight.


Why Leninka,

Sushi of course! I find Nemo rolls to be quite the special treat.

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Now that's terrible. Poor little Nemo. No, just kidding. Nemo look's quite tasty. I bet there are others who would agree.

Mmmm indeed, comrade Snoogie-Woogums! While I prefer rodent proles, usually with a tangy Szechuan glaze, the scent of these has lured me away from manuvers with my army. And, so it seems, only too soon!

Is this what you once gallant leaders of progressivism call a show trial? Leave for a couple of months and everything goes to hell. Next thing, you're going to tell me Chairman Meow has gone to work as a lobbyist on K Street...

My blessed Mao is spinning in his grave right now.

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Comrade Mousey-Tongue,

Are you telling me you missed the whole trial?

Lucky you.

Well, at least the sushi is still fresh.

What about chicken? There's nothing quite like the smell of fresh chicken soup.

I can make you some soup, too.

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Hold it their Comrade Leninka,

These are not any of your comrades are they Mousey Tongue...

Red Rooster wrote:Ahhhh... nothing like a day taking out ZombieKitties!


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Oops,

Sorry Comrade Red Rooster,

I was just trying. I mean sometimes, I just plain forget you're a chicken. I mean there is a lot of difference between a chicken and a rooster, isn't there?

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You can not fool me with your chicken and with egg questions Comrade Goatee with Pig Tails.

We know what you're up to.

And Mousey Tounge will have to wait in line like every other kapitalist killing kitty kat.

We train kapitalist killing kitty kats for a living.

It's what we cock-eyed professors do.

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Really, Comrade Red Rooster,

You have no idea how absent minded I can get. It's really terrible. I don't know if I need more Jiffi-Lobos or less.

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O.k. Comrade Leninka, here's the plan.. when the Kitty Kat returns, you throw it a piece of bacon and I'll steal Mousey Tongue and Marshall Pupovich's car... I'll have to leave the Marshall some OPM, but I think he'll settle for progressive brain salad.

Got it? It will save you a trip to Jiffi-Lobo(TM).

On the other hand there's a jar of brain salad on a shelf in the bunker, so perhaps, if you'd like to keep yours, we can just give the Marshall some of that. Deal?

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General Mousey-Tongue wrote: Is this what you once gallant leaders of progressivism call a show trial? Leave for a couple of months and everything goes to hell. Next thing, you're going to tell me Chairman Meow has gone to work as a lobbyist on K Street...

My blessed Mao is spinning in his grave right now.

The Security Organs have been investigating your disappearance Comrade General. No doubt there will be continued inquiries.....

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Comrade Leninka, my point is simply it has been all 'show' and no 'trial'. In my motherland, our Struggle Sessions leave the victim beneficiary a very subjugated, humiliated and physically exhausted prole, stripped of his.her/its last vestiges of human dignity. Whatever that is.

Speaking of dignity, how can you let Comrade Rooster, a cocksure walking collection of chicken nuggets, give you crap about your progressive facial hair. You look like you could be sipping a latte at the Starbucks down the corner from any progressive University in the USSA. Tres chic! He had best look closely below at what happens on the collective to those who crow too loudy for their own good:

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As for you, Pupovich, my old friend and walking flea festival, please send as many investigators as you wish. They make wonderful soup, with the proper seasoning. By the way, whatever happened to the investigation on your foray into capitalism:

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I hope your paw hasn't been caught in Chairman Meow's till lately, and that all is well. I am somewhat impressed that things have not slipped more here in my absence, thanks to your dogged determination. (obligatory kiss up statment, not to be construed as my actual sentiment).

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Red Rooster wrote:O.k. Comrade Leninka, here's the plan.. when the Kitty Kat returns, you throw it a piece of bacon and I'll steal Mousey Tongue and Marshall Pupovich's car... I'll have to leave the Marshall some OPM, but I think he'll settle for progressive brain salad.

Got it? It will save you a trip to Jiffi-Lobo(TM).

On the other hand there's a jar of brain salad on a shelf in the bunker, so perhaps, if you'd like to keep yours, we can just give the Marshall some of that. Deal?

TOO LATE, you capitalist tool. We already be rollin' to get uss some fried roosta! Cockle-doodle-dandy, right in the fryin' pandy!

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General Mousey Tongue,

Have you seen Comrade Rooster's wingspan? It's no ordinary wingspan. He usually leaves cats alone (because he's so vain, he can't stand the thought of losing even one feather in a fight), but when it comes to dogs, the first thing he does is make a wide circle around the dog, flapping his wings. Then, he continues circling, while the dog grits his teeth, and then . . . oh, he just moves in real fast and the dog runs away.

As for my humiliation, Pinkie saw to that when she demanded my hair, and I donned a pink headscarf in her honor.

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But, for you Mousey Tongue, I do have a little song to sing to you:

Love dem little mouseys,

Dem mouseys what I love to eat,

Bite dey little heads off,

and nibble on dey little feet.

All for you, Comrade Mousey Tongue, all for you.

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General Mousey-Tongue wrote:Comrade Leninka, my point is simply it has been all 'show' and no 'trial'. In my motherland, our Struggle Sessions leave the victim beneficiary a very subjugated, humiliated and physically exhausted prole, stripped of his.her/its last vestiges of human dignity. Whatever that is.

Comrade General, must I state the obvious? Were it not for your unexplained and unauthorized absence, perhaps the trial would have been more shall we say, "robust." Be that as it may, justice was done, and not just for one poor soul, but four ThoughtCriminals™, which is a new record.

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Comrades! This behavior is shameful! We are all made progs and members in good standing of The Party™. It is the evil ReTHUGlican kapitalist swine that we must be battling. It is they who stand a fair chance of succeeding in thwarting His Excellency's Health Care reform efforts so that all proles can have sub-standard health care just like the most down-trodden prole has. It is they who may prevent His Excellency from destroying this EVIL kapitalist economy and replacing it with a more humane, compassionate socialist system where all proles are equally poor. Focus, comrades! Focus on the real enemy! The ReTHUGlicans!

Now I must be off! I am taking high ranking members of the DNC's P.R. Dept. (ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN) to dinner at Morton's Steak House in my Hummer H2. Manuel washed and waxed it this afternoon!After we have consumed several gallons of the finest brandy, we are going down to 14th Street to assist the young ladies that work there in their "health care needs". Of course, we only do so because .... "We Care™". However, before we go I must stop and purchase new tape for my camcorder.


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I see the Zampolit is in full command of his duties to party and state...mainly, to party! Heh, I make joke, no?

But SERIOUSLY, I have been away on special assignment...a deep cover operation investigating the political reliability of our highest Politburo officials. You may not have seen much of me lately, Marshal Pupovich, but I have seen quite a bit of you!

SO, since we seem to be between show trials...

I present Exhibit 1 of the Marshall's belated show trial: a guest appearance on the racist xenophobe conservative capitalist pig Glenn Beck's talk show on Friday, July 3rd, in one of the nicest pink tu-tus you will ever see:

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And there is more, sadly...much, much more to come...

I DENOUNCE MARSHALL PUPOVICH! BRING ON THE SHOW TRIAL! MARSHALL PUPOVICH MUST STAND BEFORE THE PARTY AND JUSTIFY HIS BEHAVIOR, NAY, HIS VERY EXISTENCE! I DEMAND A SHOW TRIAL FOR MARSHALL PUPOVICH!

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Oh boy, another show trial. But, truly, Comrade Mousey Tongue, Comrade Marshall Pupovich, even though he is sitting next to the evil Glen Beck, just looks so squeezable and cute, especially with that crown on his head. It just makes me want to give him a big hug.

However, for appearing on that show, I will have to DENOUNCE MARSHALL PUPOVICH as well.

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Hrmmm who to denounce, who to denounce. Pupovich has pulled rank on me before, and the good, and noble General ranks a Marshall, so perhaps I should just jump on the denunciation bandwagon and denounce Pupovich as well. OTOH, If Pupovich pulls this one off, then I'm liable to get denounced, as well as go down with the General. OR I could sit on the sidelines here with the Red Guard and wait to see who falls, and step in and pick up the pieces. Yes.... that's it. The Loyal Progressive Revolutionary Red Guard will watch and see if either the cat or dog falls, and then step in and take command of their troops and assets. Ahh, I feel another enlarged stimulus package coming on from all this prog doublespeak and backstabbing. And if both parties come out unscathed, why I was simply standing by to ensure the integrity of The Revolution(TM).

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I DENOUNCE GENERALLY A MOUSE WITH A FAT TONGUE KITTY KAT!!! LAY OFF THE DOG KITTY KAT OR WE FINNA RUMBLE AND IT WON'T BE PRETTY MUFKA!

THAT'S HOW THE ASSHOLE OF THE AVIARY(TM) ROLES BIOTCH!

Comin' all off in ours here show trial and runnin that trap like got whacked gonna get yo ass smacked!

Go wave your pompous prog flag in your own damn thread.

Now pick up your teeth and get outa here...

See ya!

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Hrmmm who to denounce, who to denounce. Pupovich has pulled rank on me before, and the good, and noble General ranks a Marshall, so perhaps I should just jump on the denunciation bandwagon and denounce Pupovich as well. OTOH, If Pupovich pulls this one off, then I'm liable to get denounced, as well as go down with the General.

Hmmm, most interesting Comrade Colonel. Just what sort of imperialist military did you "earn" this title of yours? Clearly it was not that of a progressive military unit. Perhaps you should bone up on this before you decide to fall in behind your general:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshal_o ... viet_Union

If this is not sufficient, perhaps you should review the history I have compiled in previous Show Trials - unprecedented both in number and in terms of survival.

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General!!!!

You call this evidence of the good Marshall's guilt?

LAME.........Look at the bottom, of your evidence !!


ImageIt states the Marshall dis-avows Socialism........We all do! We want communism not Socialism!
The Marshall was being true to his word.

And then he states that Bush was "right".........You dumb feline, we all know Bush was as far right as any rethuglican can get. The Marshall was speaking the peoples truth!!!!!!!

Bush was right!

I hope you retract your denouncement....post haste.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Colonel 7.62 wrote:Hrmmm who to denounce, who to denounce. Pupovich has pulled rank on me before, and the good, and noble General ranks a Marshall, so perhaps I should just jump on the denunciation bandwagon and denounce Pupovich as well. OTOH, If Pupovich pulls this one off, then I'm liable to get denounced, as well as go down with the General.

Hmmm, most interesting Comrade Colonel. Just what sort of imperialist military did you "earn" this title of yours? Clearly it was not that of a progressive military unit. Perhaps you should bone up on this before you decide to fall in behind your general:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshal_o ... viet_Union

If this is not sufficient, perhaps you should review the history I have compiled in previous Show Trials - unprecedented both in number and in terms of survival.


Hrmmm.... I see I made an error. Indeed I was thinking the bourgeois "field marshal" as opposed to Marshal. As far as earning my title... meh. I did the prog thing and declared it upon myself when I decided to become a wild eyed revolutionary seeking to further the cause of progdom and OPM. I still stand by my basic idea, which is to wait and see how the chips fall. At this stage it's safest. I'll issue some press releases mumbling about how this is such a tragedy that two high officials are fighting, and suggest at the moment that Fox News has something to do with it.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:Hmmm, most interesting Comrade Colonel. Just what sort of imperialist military did you "earn" this title of yours? Clearly it was not that of a progressive military unit. Perhaps you should bone up on this before you decide to fall in behind your general:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshal_o ... viet_Union

If this is not sufficient, perhaps you should review the history I have compiled in previous Show Trials - unprecedented both in number and in terms of survival.

Umm...I am Chinese - DUH. You got your army, we got ours. 'Nuff said. If I must salute you, I will do so with a raised leg...

Given your history of show trials, my comrade Marshall, it could be concluded that there is a huge body of evidence proving your guilt. In all respect to Comrade Snoogie-Woogums, I will certainly provide more evidence. All in good time.

And for the over-amped rooster on sterioids: I'm gonna talk wit yo mamma outside...lessen shes already McNuggets or sompin.

Now, let's get on with the peoples' business, hanging all of the thoughtcrime and political irreliability of Marshall Pupovich on his furry neck!

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A soviet marshal, a chinese general, and a revolutionary colonel all walk into a bar...

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COMRADES!

It has come to my attention by one of my--oh, how shall I put this?--one of my loyal paid informers (better rephrase that, Pinkie, or the hecklers will say stupid cutesy things like, "You mean as opposed to your disloyal paid informers?" and I brook no disloyalty)

Let me start over.

It has come to my attention by one of my paid loyal informers (no, that won't work either--they'll think my informers have to be paid not so much for their information as for their loyalty, like kids who have to be bribed to eat their veggies and get good grades, or in this day and age, go to school. And dammit, people are loyal to Pinkie not because she pays them, but because they're just too damned scared not to be).

One more time, from the top:

COMRADES! After beating a suspected thoughtcriminal with my shovel to make him tell me what The Party wants to hear (oh yeah, that always wipes away the smirks and gets their attentions--just watch those puddles form beneath their feet!), he finally informed me that the masses are amassing to denounce Pupovich and demand he be placed on show trial.

Since it's been about a month since the last time and we're in the middle of rerun season, I figure, why not?

As usual, I have the same old bones to pick with that dog, not least of which--what was that? I heard someone in the back snicker and say something--something that rhymes with "hitch." In fact, "hitch" better have been the word muttered. Yes, every time I see an opportunity for advancement in The Party, there's always a "hitch"--and the hitch usually something to do with that dog.

He is forever being promoted and given greater responsibilities for doing absolutely nothing, whereas I am always being passed over in his favor. And I work harder than he does whereas I, like he, shouldn't have to do any work to earn advancement at all because unlike Pupovich, I am able to claim multiple victim status and that should be enough to entitle me to whatever I demand.

Why, just take a look at the first page of this thread. I wanted to be appointed judge for the Gang of Four. We need to show some diversity and empathy around here, and who better to exhibit that than me, with my compelling life story and the richness of my experience as a wise Latina? And no, I do not have Latin blood in me, but on the day Obama nominated Sotomayor, I felt so proud that she, a woman who lived the most compelling life story of all--a living testament to the power of affirmative action--that I felt on that day that all of us who have ever been oppressed were, for one brief shining moment of glory--wise Latinas rich with experience and empathy; that her struggle was my struggle, her triumphs my triumphs, her victimhood my victimhood even though I already possess plenty of my own but am always willing to take on more.

Because the more I am victimized . . . the more I care . . . and the more I care, the more awareness I can raise about the necessity to increase federal funding for programs that advocate for victims like me in our never-ending struggle for a post-victim world.

Pupovich constantly prevents that from happening, thanks to his special interest pals and lobbyist friends who make up Big Dog Chow or Big Dog House or whatever Big Dog Corporate Entity is paying him. And for that I must denounce him and demand that he brought up for show trial.

Furthermore, I think after watching The Talented Mr. Ripley, he came up with the notion of bumping off Chairman Meow and assuming his identity, even defacing the likeness in the Chairman's avatar as evidenced on another thread, all so he can continue to receive the Chairman's bribes for himself and otherwise enjoy the high life of a Chairman.

And what was the line in that movie, Pupovich? Something to the effect of, "If I could just rub everything out, starting with myself" . . .?

Comrades, I do believe The Talented, Scheming, Stealing, Bribing, Backstabbing, Deceptive, Treacherous, Murderous, Carnivorous, Shaggy Marshal Pupovich WANTS to be denounced!

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Ahh Pinkie, I just wanted to offer the little kitty kat a beer compliments of Comrade Snoogie and I, seein' as how it's so cordial and knows it all, we thought we'd just take it out for drink and see what we can learn from it's snobitus most esteemed know it allness..here ya go kitty, have a drink on us...

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General Mousey-Tongue wrote: Speaking of dignity, how can you let Comrade Rooster, a cocksure walking collection of chicken nuggets, give you crap about your progressive facial hair. You look like you could be sipping a latte at the Starbucks down the corner from any progressive University in the USSA. Tres chic! He had best look closely below at what happens on the collective to those who crow too loudy for their own good...

There also seems to be a little hypocrisy in this Trotskyites tender vittles, when it comes to snobbery trahtsky takes the cake and eats it too and that's why Stalinites such as myself let them pay tribute to their heroes in bucket we've specially prepared...

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