I DENOUNCE COMMISSAR THEOCRITUS!


Comrades! I have no choice but to denounce this Commissar! I charge him with engaging in unhealthy and forbidden competition! It seems that behind my back, this Commissar has surged into the top spot for the most postings here at the cube! He now has a 473 lead on my humble, but not competitve total.

Of course, he has far outstripped the former leader, Premier Betty. For that matter, I DENOUNCE Premier Betty for once again going AWOL!

I was on the verge of stating I DENOUNCE the Chairman!

However, on reflection, what would be the point of denouncing the Chairman? No matter how disgusting his actions may have been, regardless of the degrading and unseemly his reasons for being absent, the Chairman would find a way of turning it around to make it appear he was doing what he was doing For the Common Good™ and find a way of convincing everyone of the correctness of his actions. No, truly the Chairman is the one Party figure that is beyond denouncing.

I stand with the Marshal on this heinous crime committed against The Party and The Common Good. And furthermore....


I DENOUNCE COLONEL 7.62!

I DENOUNCE KOMMISSAR BLOGUNUV!

I DENOUNCE COMRADE WHOOPI!

I DENOUNCE COMMISSAR THEOCRITUS!

I DENOUNCE DOCTOR STRANGELOVE!

I DENOUNCE, Yes Comrades, even COMMISSARKA PINKIE!

The latest thoughtcrime wave is incalculable, it is so vast, we still have Comrade Al Franken counting up the various thoughtcrimes. This could take months comrades, YEARS even! Hell, it could take eons, that's just how vast this latest thoughtcrime mess is! You did it to yourselves comrades, so don't try to shove me back behind the graveyard gates, no it won't work. So many thoughtcrimes, so little time...

While the thoughtcrimes are being tallied by Comrade Al Fraken (which could take years or eons mind you) we must answer the Marshals call to denounce these traitors for their useless competition and AWOLness, both sides of the proverbial coin comrades have be breached!

To The Wall Commissar Theocritus!

And like The Marshal said, Premier Betty is A WALL.

A ThoughtCrime™ wave indeed! I had not considered this before, but the allegation of such a wave is a serious one, and so must be investigated!

Denouncing Theocritus because he has more posts than you? Because his ranking in that area exceeds yours?

I don't know, Pupovich. This obsession you have with rankings and who's number one and all that only confirms my earlier suspicions that you might really be Jodin Morey incarnated as a shaggy dog, and/or you live as a puppet in the Mime's suitcase!

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewt ... 1246#71246

Who openly obsesses over his Google and Alexa rankings? THE MIME!

Who welcomed trolls to his site not because he wished to engage them or debate them or otherwise stomp all over them, but because it meant more hits on his site counter? THE MIME!

Whose membership forum consists almost entirely of spam just so he can say, "Look at me! I have tens of thousands of members!" (And judging from some of that spam, a lot of his members are small and limp.)?? THE MIME!

Who whines about the number of views at his You Tube page being frozen by "fucking Rupert Murdock" (sic) because the number remains the same no matter how many times he clicks the refresh button? THE MIME!

Finally, who awarded "Peach of the Week" to Jodin Morey because he was always ready to step in at a moment's notice and take over the IFP when he just couldn't struggle anymore, when he just needed to step back and take a deep breath? All together now, Comrades: THE MIME!

And who has lately been singled out for "special treatment" by Theocritus, thus providing him with a motive for revenge through denunciation? No, not The Mime. JODIN!

Confess, Puppy Jodin. The Mime has been lying low lately, and he's turned over the reins to you while he gets his shock therapy or whatever it is he's up to.

<br>Impeach Bush! - Filed under: "Peach" of the Week — Mikael @ 9:11 am
I need a break. Burnout. Too much anger. I have imposed too much of a burden on myself. As I take many Tuesdays off to travel to Seattle, work to pay the mortgage and to just get some distance and perspective on this incredibly important commitment we all share, I know that everything will move forward without a hitch. Why?

Jodin.

He is a leader. He is unwavering in the integrity of his commitment to this cause. His insight and dedication to research into the ways in which a President can be impeached may eventually save this Republic from disaster. When I cannot continue, I step down and take a breath, knowing full well that Jodin will move things forward in my stead and ImpeachforPeace.org will not miss a beat.

I promise to be there for him when he needs a breath.

Where's Elliott and his puking pumpkin picture?

I confess comrades. I had no idea anyone was even keeping count of the number posts a Party member makes.

Of course, if someone didn't keep a count and someone didn't obsess over the numbers, then there couldn't be any inequality of outcome.

So I denounce whomever counts the posts and anyone who thinks that the number of those posts are somehow unfair. They have used these contrived numbers to falsely accuse upstanding members of the Party elite.

Remember, it's not the quantity of the posts but the unequal quality of the posts that count. Renounce the objective in favor of the subjective for the good of the collective.

Comrades,

I would like to announce that my good friend Commissar Theocritus has secured my services by paying me one kilogram of gold removed from teeth of class enemies, both living and dead. My job is to seek out traitors who may or may not be thinking about - or have already - denounced him. I find it difficult to imagine anybody would actually consider doing such a thing, which I told him. But he answered:

'My dear Kommissar Vodkov. I am now the Supreme Poster on the Cube and as you can imagine there are certain people who will not like that, especially traitors who are trying to bluff their way into Red's inner circle by posting a lot of seemingly politically correct, but vacuous, material.'

'Are you referring to the traitor Pupovich?' I inquired and took a sip of the People's vodka.

'Quite possibly' Theocritus replied. 'He has been trying to squirrel his way inside the inner sanctum for a long time.'

'Ahh yes' I replied. 'The Pup needs a close encounter with my Makarov. That would solve that problem once and for all.'

'Quite right. I'm certain he will try to stab me in the back now. It may be literal, perhaps using an ice axe or he may try to denounce me. Who knows. He's not very imaginative.'

'Nor smart in general' I replied.

'Precisely, hahahahaha!' laughed Theocritus. 'But anyway, if he does anything I want you to kill him.'

'My pleasure' I replied. 'I will remove anybody who supports him too as a bonus!'


So comrades, if you hear about anyone wanting to stab our beloved Commissar in the back, please let me know by emailing my slaves at '[email protected].'

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Denouncing Theocritus because he has more posts than you? Because his ranking in that area exceeds yours?

I don't know, Pupovich. This obsession you have with rankings and who's number one and all that only confirms my earlier suspicions that you might really be Jodin Morey incarnated as a shaggy dog, and/or you live as a puppet in the Mime's suitcase!

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewt ... 1246#71246

Who openly obsesses over his Google and Alexa rankings? THE MIME!

Who welcomed trolls to his site not because he wished to engage them or debate them or otherwise stomp all over them, but because it meant more hits on his site counter? THE MIME!

Whose membership forum consists almost entirely of spam just so he can say, "Look at me! I have tens of thousands of members!" (And judging from some of that spam, a lot of his members are small and limp.)?? THE MIME!

Who whines about the number of views at his You Tube page being frozen by "fucking Rupert Murdock" (sic) because the number remains the same no matter how many times he clicks the refresh button? THE MIME!

Finally, who awarded "Peach of the Week" to Jodin Morey because he was always ready to step in at a moment's notice and take over the IFP when he just couldn't struggle anymore, when he just needed to step back and take a deep breath? All together now, Comrades: THE MIME!

And who has lately been singled out for "special treatment" by Theocritus, thus providing him with a motive for revenge through denunciation? No, not The Mime. JODIN!

Confess, Puppy Jodin. The Mime has been lying low lately, and he's turned over the reins to you while he gets his shock therapy or whatever it is he's up to.

<br>Impeach Bush! - Filed under: "Peach" of the Week — Mikael @ 9:11 am
I need a break. Burnout. Too much anger. I have imposed too much of a burden on myself. As I take many Tuesdays off to travel to Seattle, work to pay the mortgage and to just get some distance and perspective on this incredibly important commitment we all share, I know that everything will move forward without a hitch. Why?

Jodin.

He is a leader. He is unwavering in the integrity of his commitment to this cause. His insight and dedication to research into the ways in which a President can be impeached may eventually save this Republic from disaster. When I cannot continue, I step down and take a breath, knowing full well that Jodin will move things forward in my stead and ImpeachforPeace.org will not miss a beat.

I promise to be there for him when he needs a breath.

Where's Elliott and his puking pumpkin picture?

You go girlfriend! (SNAP!)

Red Rooster wrote:so don't try to shove me back behind the graveyard gates,

Shove you? No!

Slather and drown and grill you in, YES!

Remember, it's not the quantity of the posts but the unequal quality of the posts that count.

Comrade Whoopie, I believe you are wrong. Was it not the immense amount of production that helped the Red Army defeat the Nazis in the Great Patriotic War? The fact that more planes and pilots were lost due to poor workmanship in the factories than to Nazi guns is unimportant. If production had slowed to ensure quality, we would all be typing in German now!

It is never about quality. In the 1980s, the workers at a shoe factory created thousands of womens (or mens, if you're from San Francisco) high heeled shoes with the high heels on the toe! If they had stopped to ensure quality, they would have only produced hundreds. We cannot stop for quality; we must out-produce the west!

Incentive is defined as the best way to fill a quota. If quality gets in the way of filling our quotas, the current 5 year plan may fail. (I know we have never had a 5 year plan fail, mostly because the plan was readjusted as necessary.)

I have a Lada that has no heater, the wipers don't work and the brakes squeal. However, I am grateful that the State owns the vehicle that I paid for with the money from my State job. More Lada's have been produced than the Model A or the VW Bug, combined!

Quality? Tosh! Socialist quantity will bury the west!

You misunderstand comrade. I am denouncing quality for it's inequality. Those who produce the highest quality posts should be purged for the crime of being better than everyone else.

I also object to quantity based standards for their objectivism. Numbers can be manipulated to deceive the masses. Only the subjective can truly be trusted since it represents the current truth.

Objectively a factory may have failed to meet their quota, but subjectively, they may have doubled their output, demonstrating the glorious efficiency of the collective.

Capitalism relies on objectivism which is competitive, there are winners and losers. Only through subjectivism can everyone be a winner.

I have brought 500 of my Brainless Goons Highly Trained Troopers to protect our Kind and Fearless Dear Leader, Theocritus. "Ok I had to borrow some thugs from the (SEIU) and yes they are fat stupid and lazy but hey in a pinch". Kommissar Vodkov, as we discussed, I have instructed the gang of whack jobs High Trained Troopers to hit back twice as hard, if anyone wants to mess with Kind and Fearless leader! We are ready. Oh I am very sorry but to get the SEIU fat Goons I had to take this errrrrr...this Dip-shit, "Spinolli" yes I want to Beat him senseless, but must control myself......

My orders are to protect Theocritus, and steal anything that is not nailed down. I am not allowing them inside of the main house at Rancho Rio Grande, none of these Goons Highly Trained Troopers are house broken, I have them guarding on rotating shifts, and staying in the barn.

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I am saddened that Pupovich would stoop to such a low, and even dare to mention denouncing Chairman Meow! When the Chairman returns from his fact-finding misison in the Orient, he will most assuredly deal with his 'trusted' aide!

I am depressed...no, worse, despondent, that nobody has seen any need to denounce me...not even unfounded trumped up charges. It seems I will live a full life in service of the collective without a flashy show trial or mock struggle session to enliven my dreary existence. I will retire early to my basket with my favorite stuffed mouse toy, and squander the night in self-pity.

Hey!

Where did all of these thoughtcriminals come from? Get out of here! All of you! This is mine and the Marshal thread, your being denounced!

Have you no shame! Have you no guilt for your continuous Crimes Against Humanity!?!

Huh? Huh!?!

Well speak up! Don't just sit there like a blathering idiot! Oh... wait, I'm blathering here... ummm... on second thought, what I meant was, don't just stand there like a strawman, swear to your crimes!

Millions upon millions of thoughtcrimes committed daily by proles just like yourselves, and you have no remorse? Are we not all Party members here that need to set an example by groveling at the feet of our peers for redemption... What? What's that you say? The One has set a different example!?! What do you mean?

oh, well in that case, I guess not.... hmmmm...



See you at the White House Comrades!

General Mousey-Tongue wrote:I am depressed...no, worse, despondent, that nobody has seen any need to denounce me...not even unfounded trumped up charges. It seems I will live a full life in service of the collective without a flashy show trial or mock struggle session to enliven my dreary existence. I will retire early to my basket with my favorite stuffed mouse toy, and squander the night in self-pity.

Ah, so General Cat, you have recovered from your catnip addled catbeast brain sufficient to at least have some awareness of the most horid Party discipline imaginable....

Damnation by Non-Dencuation and Show Trial

Simply speaking.... a Party member not deemed worthiy of repeated denunciations by Inner Circle members, or subhect to People's ShowTrials and BBQ, is a comrade that the Inner Party has continued suspicion, has not paid up in his Party Dues, or not deemed worth of serious attention.

Lest anyone jump to the wrong conclusion, which in typical Party style, you will.... I was not looking at the Posting record per se... I was just using that as a method to look up a name of a comrade more rapidly than by searching by name or joined date. Yes, I was shocked and dismayed to see the Competitive Commissar Theocritus' name at the top. I remember the old days when Premier Betty had this "distinction." Then he went AWOL and some other Party elite whose name escapes me, took over the top position, Now I see this nameless and otherwise uncorruptable comrade has fell from the top by the relentless attack by my friend, the Commissar, whom I respect so much that I had to denounce him.

I stand with Red Rooster and the Marshall!!!

Theo... Confess and you and your evil cohorts may have a little mercy. You have betrayed the PARTY.

You have done the following crimes:

1. Your posts have forced me to use a damn dictionary to figure out what the heck those ten dollars you use actually mean.

2. Obscure old novel reading material that you reference quite often.....This is 2009 NOT 1984.

3. You like Cats.......nuff said


Come clean Theo and CONFESS.

3. You live in a RED STATE as if that isn't enough.

Cats...the useful idiots of the pet world.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Cats...the useful idiots of the pet world.

Comrade Whoopie,

if you think you can increase your favor with the felines here with compliments, well let me tell you a thing or two.

Along with the compliments one must lightly scratch the back of our heads and then a little light rubbing under the chin.

Ohh, that's it....a little more to the right....purrrrrrrfect!

I will be mobilizing the Red Guard shortly. But now I must go to my secret job as a "capitalist" where I spy on our class enemies and continue to plot their downfall. Bwwwaahhaaa.... Also I must denounce my sciatic nerve for giving me fits and a Chris Matthews-esque tingle down my leg. But I will be back in a few hours to really rip into this thread. (Also the battle lines will be clearer). Meanwhile I'll join in the Pupovich denouncing, and dispatch a flak battery to take out the talent shitting pigeons. (BTW, anyone have a spare tractor to pull the flak battery with?)

Colonel 7.62 wrote:(BTW, anyone have a spare tractor to pull the flak battery with?)

I gave my tractor over to Dear Leader as requested. Sorry I can't help there.

As for Comrade Theocritus,

I DENOUNCE COMRADE THEOCRITUS FOR THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX, AND I DENOUNCE COMRADE BRUNO FOR DANCING ON TOP OF IT.

Ah, Comrade Leninka, most equal.

I hereby contract my denunciations of... KOMMISSAR BLOGUNUV! COMRADE WHOOPI! For reasons obvious above.

I still had some hot sauce on my beak from those frijoles fed to me in friggin frisco from the frisky kitties. I was but a young fowl then and foolish enough to believe some kunning kats kould be kind. Especially those that are cunning linguists.

Oh Comrades, can't you see what happened to your fowl friend, I was even edible way back then...


but now... not a bit of meat worthy of a grill.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Denouncing Theocritus because he has more posts than you? Because his ranking in that area exceeds yours?

I don't know, Pupovich. This obsession you have with rankings and who's number one and all that only confirms my earlier suspicions that you might really be Jodin Morey incarnated as a shaggy dog, and/or you live as a puppet in the Mime's suitcase!

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewt ... 1246#71246

Who openly obsesses over his Google and Alexa rankings? THE MIME!

Who welcomed trolls to his site not because he wished to engage them or debate them or otherwise stomp all over them, but because it meant more hits on his site counter? THE MIME!

Whose membership forum consists almost entirely of spam just so he can say, "Look at me! I have tens of thousands of members!" (And judging from some of that spam, a lot of his members are small and limp.)?? THE MIME! ........

Far be it from me Commissarka that I would bemoan Commissar Theocritus on the incredile record he has reached. In fact, I was shocked and more than a bit concerned to discover that my number of posts were so hign. But then, I was not aware that even the many important messages that I have had to produce, For the Children™, and in my daily duties for the Party, were also counted to be possibly used against me at some point.

But I am also confident that the good Commissar is most appreciative of moi, for pointing out his dangerous flirtation with competitiveness. He would expect no less of me. As you are well aware, it's what we commissars do!


As for the rest, I am the first to admit that I really never could get into those dimwits at those blogs. I am already fit to bust in anger at what I see happening, and much like you on that wall, I have been sending the most to the point emails to the White House, and their little web sites of shame, about what I think about this president. I have openly "turned myself in" as one of those terrorist radicals as defined by our Home Land Security, to the White House "pimp on your neighbor" webmail etc. Those blogs and the idiots that run them both bore me and amaze me. Shoot, just blogs.... millions of them, like every day I want to go see what some person had for breakfast that morning yada yada yada.

But the kool aid drinkers you refer to? I have grown tired over the years posting with them. There is no point. They will never change, nor will I ever fall for their crap. The only fun it seems is just to see how worked up you, or the other person does. It's fun for awhile, but then I won't even bother with them for a long time.

Bah Bah Baaaah Baaaah... I agree with the Marshal. Minnows are not all that tastey. Now find some real Alexa, with some real Compete, and some real Google PR... Moonbattyness and the appetite grows. It's just a dog and rooster thing to go after the big fish. And you would think a cat thing, but damnit these cats around here, I don't know, I think they just like to wait til the big fish are dead and flopping before they even get off their lazy carcass. Of course their are other kitties watching, always watching, and I'm watching them too.

[HIGHLIGHT=#ffffff]BOO![/HIGHLIGHT]

As for Commissar Theocritus, why, it should be a privilege to be denounced and later flogged by the collective. After all we just can't have competition, and the Commissar knows he is more equal then most, I mean just look at the record, it's everywhere. He is more equal.

Seems a little quiet here right now. Which is good means I can snaek out for a little lunch action at my favorite Chinese hang-out.

Comrades, we've all heard the joke about Chinese food containing cat meat. And we've all heard the cliche' that there is more than one way to skin a cat. Trust when I say, for those who ever taken a class in taxidermy, there is only one way to skin a cat: wearing a gasmask.

They stink of civet musk. The meat would surely be permeated with that odor as well. No amount of cooking would render it fit for consumption. And within the animal world, I can't think of any predator that eats felines (or skunks).

Comrades, I haver just returned to my senses. After I found that I was denounced by Pupovich for my assiduous attention to the Peoples Business I was pole-axed and rendered incapable of speech, or typing, for 48 hours. I could do nothing at all, except, well, for making a few plans to go to Louisiana and have a <i>têta-à-tête</i> with dear Pupovich.

And Red Star, I do thank you for the use of your stupid babbling SEIU goons People's Peace Officers. They are most handy.

Vodkov, I thank you too for your kind ministrations. I cannot tell what it meant to me as I lay, prostrate, on my bed of pain, crying my eyes out, having been denounced for the crime of merely being a virtuous commissar. It consider it dental gold well spent.

Er, Snoogie, about my vocabulary. All good commissars need to know that much mischief can be made with words. Our Supreme Leader, His O'liness, says "I didn't calibrate that right," when an objective person would have said, "I'm a major-league bigoted fuckup."

Calibration is what you do for machines.

Leninka, I never think outside the box. I'm utterly loyal to Nansky.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:They stink of civet musk. The meat would surely be permeated with that odor as well. No amount of cooking would render it fit for consumption. And within the animal world, I can't think of any predator that eats felines (or skunks).

But that will not stop them from trying to arrest a poor innocent dog. This is a true story that happened to me many years ago when I was known simply as the Mighty Pup. BTW, this was also back when I weighed twice my current weight.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Comrades, I haver just returned to my senses. After I found that I was denounced by Pupovich for my assiduous attention to the Peoples Business I was pole-axed and rendered incapable of speech, or typing, for 48 hours. I could do nothing at all, except, well, for making a few plans to go to Louisiana and have a <i>têta-à-tête</i> with dear Pupovich.

Commissar, as you can well imagine, this hurt me more than it did you... or thereabouts. But then I know that one such as yourself will appreciate that I care enough for you, to alert you to this "development," before say SMO was to uncover this. I know you would do the same for me.

Somehow, every denunciation and show trial ends up about you, Marshal. How sad. While you have broad shaggy shoulders and shoveled your share in earlier days, you have 'Michaeled' yourself. (NewSpeak for perverse and self-neutralizing behavior that leads to addiction, compulsion, and waking up in pools of your own vomit). And as a dog, you are perfectly fine with eating it and ralphing it again...

Now, let us look at the species-ism rampant in your post above. As ThoughtCrime^TM goes, this is pretty bad. Dammning, in fact.

Starving kittens are dying across the collective, yet you have many warehouses filled with toxin-enriched Pupovich Chow for you and your running dog capitalist friends - all paid for with your illicit Pup's Pestilence Palace earnings. You fan the flames of specie-ism in direct rebellion against the Common Good^TM. You mock the feline caucus of the Party at your own peril, Pup!

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Comrades, I haver just returned to my senses. After I found that I was denounced by Pupovich for my assiduous attention to the Peoples Business I was pole-axed and rendered incapable of speech, or typing, for 48 hours. I could do nothing at all, except, well, for making a few plans to go to Louisiana and have a <i>têta-à-tête</i> with dear Pupovich.

Good to see your game face back on, Commissar! Please discreetly record a video of your little tête-à-tête with the Marshal. Might I suggest a Power Lunch, some place that serves red meat of course. Not only might it provide some useful information with which to score a litttle blackmail later on, but it will provide great entertainment value observing his slobbering and feeding behavior refined table manners.

I'm with you Pup, and I'm tired of hearing about The Kittens™ when so many of The Chics™ have been abused by The Kittens™... Right On! Right On! Power To The Chickens! Solid!

Red Rooster - is https://www.chickenpower.org your production?

No, but it is glorious, just found it today while looking for chicken scratch. Poor, poor, Fred The Chicken, he's been shot! And so now is a martyr to The Cause™!

General, by all means. I intend to find proof of Pinkie's suggestion that underneath that fur is Jodin Morey. After all, what could be more logical? Jodin is the proggiest prog of all and Pupovich's prog credentials are nonpareil. And as you say, there is the resemblance that both think it's all about them.

What worries me is that I think that the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits are merely mutated Pup fleas. It's the easiest explanation that I can see for the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits. And after all, what would make more sense?

And another piece of the puzzle that is Pupovich plops into place.

General Mousey-Tongue raises an excellent point which lends credence to my assertion that Pupovich is really Jodin. Pupovich is out to denounce Theocritus, but his basis for doing so is really all about . . . Pupovich.

It's always about Pupovich/Jodin: "Everybody look at me, I'm a victim! Give me a promotion!"

First it's about dogs, then it's about cats, and now it's about chickens. When is it going to be about red-scarfed, shovel-wielding Commissarkas who care more than anyone else?

Pup, you do make an interesting point about the wisdom/futility of trolling after small minnows like the Mime. But there's just something so deliciously diverting about poking a small fry with such an inflated sense of self-importance, who thinks he's just as equal as Kos or Arianna, that he keeps insisting he doesn't have time to respond to annoying, puerile gnats like us.

And yet he keeps responding. And reacting. And asking us if we have anything of substance to say. Anything? Anything at all? And forever complaining about how we're wasting his precious time when he has SO many other more important things to do than to sit at his computer at all hours, snapping back at trolls because they're the only ones visiting his site. (Don't you know that's why he keeps an "editorial staff" to monitor his blog 24/7?)

Yes, I think that we should stop for a minute and sing "The Internationale" for Commissarka Pinkie. After all, if not for her, then why do it at all? And anyway she's suggested to me, in the politest of terms, that her shovel would dearly love to make the acquaintance of the back of my head and so I think it's only fitting that we give her this musical tribute.


Yes, Pinkie, there is fun to be had poking people like the Mime. I don't do it--my gorge rises at his site--but I ought to be a stronger Commissar.

I just can't quit poking fun at Jodin Morey. It's that perky tilt to his head, I think. How does his tin-foil hat keep from falling off?

Oh say Commissarka Pinkie, by the dawns early light.... *cough* *cough* *cough*

WAIT A MINUTE!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:And another piece of the puzzle that is Pupovich plops into place.

General Mousey-Tongue raises an excellent point which lends credence to my assertion that Pupovich is really Jodin. Pupovich is out to denounce Theocritus, but his basis for doing so is really all about . . . Pupovich.

It's always about Pupovich/Jodin: "Everybody look at me, I'm a victim! Give me a promotion!"

First it's about dogs, then it's about cats, and now it's about chickens. When is it going to be about red-scarfed, shovel-wielding Commissarkas who care more than anyone else?

Excuse me Commissarka!?! It's always been about The Children™, they may be dogs, cats and chickens who fight amongst themselves because one has a star on it's belly and the other hasn't, but that's all part of raising awareness for The Children™. It's so they know that there are great divides between us all based on race, class, and gender! This is called raising awareness, duh!?!

Talking about specie-ism til we're blue in the face helps The Children™ Understand™ the differences between us, the differences that we celebrate with awareness as we create greater divides and differences between us. Like that doesn't make sense!

That's why The Children™ need to learn English and Spanish and French and German and Swahili and Pygmy and whatever other language The Party™ deems necessary.

We need to spread Understanding™ in order to do away with archaic kapitilist notions of objective thought and principle: The Rule of Law. Which was really just made up by Angry White Males so they could take over the world with their evil plan of imperialist world domination.

And besides, all this aside, you have more wristbands than anyone else in the collective. And Theocritus, well, he has more Bruno, big words, and breadth of knowledge as The Defacto Erudite.

And dammit it's just not fair! It's not fair I say! NOT FAIR AT ALL!!!!!!!!!

(Oh hell, I think my eye just popped out again!)

All this talk about starving kittens my foot.

Just turn your back for one lousy minute when a fiendish feline is around.


And SEE THE RESULTS


I Denounce this Feline!!!!!! And his kitty brethren and their human supporters. You would think fuzz face would have at least left me ONE PIECE to eat (though Mousey does have a good point, Cats table manners are pretty good compared to dog, he sure CLEANED THE ENTIRE PLATE WITHOUT MAKING A MESS).

GOOD KITTY! So cute, so fluffy, so clean. Awww look at the kitty! See, I'm not at all taken in by cats at all. Such noble and graceful creatures that they are.

Oh yeah, so noble and graceful....

They also know how to get comfortable. Smart kitty!

Comrade Whoopie wrote:I confess comrades. I had no idea anyone was even keeping count of the number posts a Party member makes.

Of course, if someone didn't keep a count and someone didn't obsess over the numbers, then there couldn't be any inequality of outcome.

So I denounce whomever counts the posts and anyone who thinks that the number of those posts are somehow unfair. They have used these contrived numbers to falsely accuse upstanding members of the Party elite.

Remember, it's not the quantity of the posts but the unequal quality of the posts that count. Renounce the objective in favor of the subjective for the good of the collective.

I confess, Whoopie, I have looked up the number of posts by everyone. I even checked your posts one time. And, shamefully, I must admit most posts I make are frivolous little bits of chatter.

I congratulate Comrade Leninka on her noble self criticism and examination!

Really Colonel? Or is that Colonelette?

You two can get a room. I mean really? Geez....

Colonel 7.62 wrote:I congratulate Comrade Leninka on her noble self criticism and examination!

Thank you Colonel 7.62. However, I'm afraid Comrade Theo would call this a form of self involved solipsism.

Leninka, Well I think what you said was a bunch of malarkey! We all know if there is anyone who cackles needlessly around here, it is I, Da Roosta. So you better take it back, because I hereby challenge you for the Purveyor of Useless Posts position in The Party!

Comrade RR,

I believe we are running neck in neck as for being the Purveyor Useless Posts. No, I think you're a little ahead of me. What!! I'm being taken over by a Rooster!! Oh, I guess that's okay. Chickens are known for running around with their heads . . . oops, never mind.

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Along that thread -- no offense to you, RR, here is a link of a famous chicken who lived for 18 months after well, uh, you'll see . . . or maybe you already know.

http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.php

Leninka Fruita Da Loopa,

How did you know about my hero
Mike The Headless Chicken...
Just another Martyr for The Cause(TM) commrades.

Long live Fred The Chicken!
Long Live Mike The Headless Chicken!

Comrades!

This video help me rediscovered my inner Comrade!

I un-denounce my denouncements. After this video I got my tingle in my leg back!!!!!!

Kumbaya!!!!!

I see this species love propaganda is made by TexasGirly1979... very suspicious Comrade Snoogie. We must investigate this further. If it were made in Berkeley The Party(TM) would see no need for further investigation, because everyone knows that Berkeley is the founder of Peace and Love(TM), but we find this Texas species peace and love propaganda VERY SUSPICIOUS!

Red,

True; a bit suspicious as to the actual source really is. A red herring perhaps to throw me off the denouncement trail?????

I'm afraid though I can't assist in the investigation. I'm to busy working on my new hobby. I think you and the Marshall will approve in my latest endeavor to improve my proggie self so I can be of further use in the future to our glorious party

Leninka wrote:However, I'm afraid Comrade Theo would call this a form of self involved solipsism.

How quickly you learn. But that's the point, isn't it? The best way to get attention is to denounce yourself over and over and over. Beat yourself. Ask Pupovich.

And as far as far as the number of useless posts goes, I thought, on reviewing some of my input, of renaming myself Red Twitter.

And I thought me moving into the top 10 was a call for concern.

Oh, no. All good progs know it's all about us.

Commissar Theocritus,

Please view this with Calvin and Hobbes. There is no other way to describe this but just plain awesome.

A little serious chamber music and interlude for you, Sir. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Snoogie, that sounds a good deal better than Schoenberg. And frankly it's not nearly as overwrought or saccharine as Wagner.

Thank you.

Like more subdued musings of Berlioz?

Comrade Whoopie wrote:You misunderstand comrade. I am denouncing quality for it's inequality. Those who produce the highest quality posts should be purged for the crime of being better than everyone else.

I also object to quantity based standards for their objectivism. Numbers can be manipulated to deceive the masses. Only the subjective can truly be trusted since it represents the current truth.

Objectively a factory may have failed to meet their quota, but subjectively, they may have doubled their output, demonstrating the glorious efficiency of the collective.

Capitalism relies on objectivism which is competitive, there are winners and losers. Only through subjectivism can everyone be a winner.

Comrade Whoopie... I shed many tears reading this! It was a simple, short, and well reasoned explanation of why this Party should continue to rule the World of Next Tuesday. You have expressed what is in the heart and mind of every true socialist here. Where would the Obama and his followers be without such principles such as these to ground this country on? That is also why we must do everything in our power to maintain our position, it is For the Common Good™ as you know, and we simply can not allow poorly educated, un-indoctrinated masses and the rabid extremist capitalistic terrorists to distract or move us from our vision of history and destiny.

General Mousey-Tongue wrote:Starving kittens are dying across the collective, yet you have many warehouses filled with toxin-enriched Pupovich Chow for you and your running dog capitalist friends - all paid for with your illicit Pup's Pestilence Palace earnings. You fan the flames of specie-ism in direct rebellion against the Common Good^TM. You mock the feline caucus of the Party at your own peril, Pup!

And your point is????

Jodin Morey?? OK, I know I should know this guy. but really don't. I googled the name and he popped up in Minn, so I presume he is one of the wise ones at the IFP blog or whatever it's name?

Marshal, Jodin Morey is The Commissars favorite Peach of the Week! Only when The Commissar is done, Jodin Morey is usually left but a Pit....

Pupovich, how could you not know the Uber-Prog Jodin Morey? Why, he was at the Rancho to sire <a href="https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... .html">The Prog Who Will Come</a>.

Jodin, who is so cute as he perkily cocks his head to the side, is one of the confreres and dearest associates of Mikael the Minnesota Moonbat Mime, and a cofounder of the wonderful ImpeachForPeace.

Tell me that you just had a slip in not recognizing Jodin Morey. In our world he's Ronald Reagan.

Pupovich, I am beyond flabbergasted. How can any Party member—especially one who outranks all of us Commissars and Commissarkas—not know about Jodin Morey?

I might denounce you for this, except that's probably exactly what you want—along with all the attention and victimization that comes with it—and you'd only end up walking away with yet another promotion.

And I dare not whack you with my shovel—you enjoy special protections thanks to PETA.

Either you're feigning ignorance to cover up the fact that you really are Jodin as previously asserted*, or you are the perfect example of why every comrade should have to take a test not only before being admitted into The Party, but before being promoted—especially ahead of those of us who, even without testing, have proven ourselves more worthy not through perpetual victimization, but through the good works of raising awareness of the need to show caring and compassion for those who are perpetually victimized.

You, Pupovich, are clearly one of those who would better benefit not by advancement through The Party ranks, but from special government programs designed exclusively to help you maintain your sacred right to be a victim.

*Further evidence of the Causal Crunch Canine Connection can be found here.

Could this be the real Pupovich?

I can only confess to this... every time I spent any time at the IFP blog, there was only one prog who replied to me, and for the life of me I can not recall the name, but I believe it was the Mikail. No, I did not go around reading all of the many blog entries, as full of wisdom as they were. Yes, I often found myself commenting on how full they were....

In the end though, as prog as IFP is, I had a long history of taking on similar people in the various religious forums and for that matter, some political ones. <Cone> Even as a Christian, I can tell you that you will see the most un-Christian behavior in forums about Christianity. Some simply refuse to accept that others may have a different view ot things in the Bible etc.<Exit> But I tired of that some time back, and same with the IFP...it's fun to go drop a bomb or two, but it's not a thing I can get into for long.

Nor let it be forgotten, while I may not be expressing the kind of support they deserve at the IFP, I have not been remiss in showing this to the White House and other of our tireless national organs. I have perhaps been remiss in copying some of these conversations and sharing them here. I will try to make more of a point of doing so in the future.

Pupovich, I see that you are ignoring Pinkie's challenge. Which can be nothing but deflection. You are Jodin Morey.

Pinkie has rumbled you. Now this is not a bad thing--Jodin is the proggiest prog there is. If he sees it, he whines about it. He's <i>primus inter pares</i> as far as victims go, and there's nothing that he doesn't feel strongly about, especially when it's none of his goddamned business.

And you, dear Marshal, being as prog as anyone can be, indicate to me that you are Jodin Morey.

Just as Pinkie suggested.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Could this be the real Pupovich?

I know how shameful it must be, Pup, but it's okay. It's really okay. It's okay to come out and confess, no matter how sickening and horrifying the memory, and no matter how repulsed the rest of will be find out . . . that you've "been with" Janeane.

I was so startled when I read this thread that I spew mouse guts all over my keyboard. It's HIM!


At last, a new definition for 'doggie-style'! Note the complementary color preference in the ensembles, the furry facial hair, the wagging eyebrows. It's him, alright!

Time to come clean, my dear Pupovich, you are among friends here...

Theocritus raises a good point. Pupovich, you are dodging my question in the grand tradition of Jodin himself. Ask him anything, you'll never get a straight answer. In fact, I seem to recall that when TEC members were grilling Jodin about the time he donned a black hood and orange jumpsuit to demonstrate his solidarity with the Gitmo prisoners, and he was shot in the back by the police after which he ran away and ditched his orange jumpsuit because he didn't feel that much solidarity with the Gitmo prisoners, he actually changed his story in a desperate ploy to avoid answering our questions.

Yes, we went from bullets, blood and ballistics to what may have been a mere glancing blow from a rubber pellet gun, though it could just as easily have been rug burn from an evening of fun and frolic with Mikael.

Now, let's try again, shall we? Pupovich, how can you--a high ranking Party member, the only Marshal at the Cube, who outranks all of us Commissars and Commissarkas, not know who Jodin Morey is?

Not to mention you further damned yourself in your last post, when you blurted you couldn't clearly remember the one person who deigned to respond to you at the IFP, except it must have been Mikael. HOW CAN YOU NOT BE CERTAIN OF HIS IDENTITY?

Honestly, if you're going to play stupid, at least be convincing. This is like saying you don't know who Pinkie is.

And how is it that yet another thread--particularly one started for the purpose of denouncing Theocritus--has turned into yet another tribunal against YOU?

In the end, it always has to be about you, you, you, doesn't it?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Theocritus raises a good point. Pupovich, you are dodging my question in the grand tradition of Jodin himself.

Your question was "How can any Party member—especially one who outranks all of us Commissars and Commissarkas—not know about Jodin Morey?"

Again, I find myself the victim of yet another slander. Commissarka, I did answer this question at least twice already. The name Jodin is but one name that I do recall reading some things, but I never posted with him, only this Mikhail. That I chose to spend more of my time on the front line, with the troops - other than my required mini vacations....and "staff meetings" if you will, rather than wasting the People's Electrons with those minor party kulaks blog.... well. we all have our duty to fulfill.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Again, I find myself the victim of yet another slander. Commissarka, I did answer this question at least twice already.

THERE HE GOES AGAIN, COMRADES!

AGAIN WITH THE V-WORD!

AND HE STILL WON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION!

What front lines were you on, Pupovich? Certainly not the front lines of the Cube's Troll Expeditionary Corps?


And while we've established (after a great deal of arm twisting and teeth pulling and tail yanking and ear stretching a la LBJ) that you do at least recall the name Jodin, you still haven't explained how you've risen so far in The Party ranks without knowing much more about him than that.

I think you became Marshal by fraud. No doubt by fraudulently proclaiming your victimhood over and over. None of us are fooled by all these multiple denunciations of yourself. You're still gunning for Vice Chairman, aren't you?

And as long as we're on THAT subject, what did you do with Chairman Meow?

Pinkie wrote:Yes, we went from bullets, blood and ballistics to what may have been a mere glancing blow from a rubber pellet gun, though it could just as easily have been rug burn from an evening of fun and frolic with Mikael.

This, darling Pinkie, explains why I've been absent from the Cube for a while. I was passed out. Now the things that I've seen at the Rancho--you remember how Sister made up the Hildo Turbo Hydra. I've seen our MTE and Janet Reno and Rosie and several others there, and I've even used a fire hose squirting naphtha to clean off the concrete, but the image of an evening of fun and frolic between Jodin Morey and Mikael Rudolph is more than the mind can bear.

Since this morning I found more evidence on a courtyard window of Pupovich's talent-shitting pigeons. you may be sure that I'll be sending some your way.

And Pupovich, really. It always <i>is</i> about you. All the time. Constantly. If you do good, it's about you. If you do bad, you want to be denounced. I may have to ask dear Janet (Reno or Napolitano, take your choice) for some whips and chains. Then it will be all about me for a change.

There becomes a point where a Marshal with such devious designs would be pronounced an ENEMY of the STATE.

We passed that point a while back in this thread, have we not?

Enemy. Of. The. State.

Regarding the fate of Chairman Meow, a thread has been exploring that very issue here: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3901

An ominous photo was surrepticiously left outside my compound in a plain brown envelope:


This is clearly a maskirova...a cleverly manipulated photo portraying the Chairman as a Death Rocker. But the Chairman was a lover, not a fighter, would he not be garbed in a sequin-encrusted leisure suit a la Elvis? I rest my case, this is a fraud.

What have you done with the Chairman, Pupovich?

There appears to be a little puppet show going on here comrades, and I really want to know who is taking it from behind?

RR, it's Pupovich who jerks <i>my</i> chain and not the other way around. How many times do I have to tell you this? I am not the one who trained the talent-shitting pigeons. I didn't invent the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits which hiss "Nuclar! Nuclar! Nuclar!" all night long and disturb my beauty sleep.

I'm a victim, RR, I'm a victim. You can't be a good progressive unless you know that I'm a victim. And since I'm a Made Progressive, I'm the most victimized of all.

Red Rooster wrote:There appears to be a little puppet show going on here comrades, and I really want to know who is taking it from behind?

Who the hell is that imposter behind Theocritus? Have I been illegally cloned?

Otherwise I like this photo. I like it a lot. Pinkie looks good in teal, and Pupovich looks good on a heavy chain and collar. Despite his victimhood, Theocritus always looks good thanks to the OPM he sends his tailor. Looks like the guy leaning towards Pupovich needs to be introduced to Pinkie's shovel!

Yes. General Kitty, the gig is up! I am currently receiving signals to my tinfoil hat from another noble dog of the collective, and the evidence is mounting of your puppeteering and Pinocchio ways.





Who cloned you?, LIKELY QUESTION! As if we do not know about your Uber-Prog Kitty Cloner™!

This just in! Commissarka Pinkie has caused a ruckus of envy for our MTE!



As The Truth™ of these projections about Pup being Jodin Morey come to light, we will SEE comrades, the dastardly Truth™.