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I DENOUNCE Hugo Chavez!

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For this heinous example of Thought Crime:

CARACAS (Reuters) - Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez said on Sunday his U.S. counterpart Barack Obama was at best an "ignoramus" for saying the socialist leader exported terrorism and obstructed progress in Latin America.

Chavez's blaspheming of the Obamessiah makes it clear that he is no true Socialist and is just a KKKapitalist agent. I propose he be Purged immediately.


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Bah! This is just a lover's quarrel. Comrades, do not forget you are both on the same side! Can't we just all get along? Both of you, please concentrate on your common enemies: capitalism and Amerikka!

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I fail to see why this should be construed as accusing Chavez of exporting terrorism unless His O'liness is wanting the catwalk of exporting terrorism all to himself. After all, what else is closing Gitmo but exporting terrorism?

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Just ask your self this comrades, is terrorism really terrorism? Our jihadist comrades are purging Western philosophy, our enviromentalist comrades are destroying Krapitalist ideas and practices, and foriegn comrades like Chavez, the Iranian Prez (once again, my speling skilz sho throo), and Castro are killing the U.S. of KKKA by refusing to trade, talk, and even make peace with them.

All in the name of Progress, what a glorious revelation.

Commissar Throcritus,
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I've heard the Obama would transfer these guys here to maximum security prisons. So now we would have these guys in America, with psycos who practice domestic terrorism. My point is, would they create a branch of Al-Queda (a noticable branch, I'm sure there is one here already), would they join some sort of domestic terrorism group, or would the create a terrorist group all their own?

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I'm told that ICE doesn't even count the Arabs it picks up crossing the American/Mexican border.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:{ off }
I'm told that ICE doesn't even count the Arabs it picks up crossing the American/Mexican border.
So what happens to them? Are they sent back home secretly? Are they sent to Gitmo? What happens to them?

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Perhaps the mystery of Comrade Chavez's hostile feelings lies in what happened several years ago, when Comrade Billy Clinton caused such a stir when he shook Comrade Fidel's hand at a party in New York (hosted by Comrade Clinton).

What many may not know is that accompanying Comrade Fidel that day, was Comrade Hugo Chavez. That day, Comrade Clinton's bodyguards allowed Comrade Fidel to come forward to shake Comrade Clinton's hand, however, when Comrade Hugo also approached with Comrade Fidel, Comrade Clinton's guards informed Comrade Hugo that he would not be allowed to approach Comrade Clinton, only Comrade Fidel. In other words, Comrade Hugo was snubbed by an American president, who only preferred to shake hands with Comrade Fidel!

Looks like Comrade O now must treat Comrade Hugo with kid gloves, especially when he himself may have insulted Comrade Hugo with his famous statement about Cuba, Venezuela and Iran being tiny countries and no threat. It's no wonder Comrade Hugo is building up his arsenal with the help of Iran and Russia.

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Let us all cheer for the disruption from south of the border. The Texas Department of Public Safety (highway patrol, state troopers) has an immensely beefed up presence now, paid for, I'm told by the Feds. Supposedly the drug lords in South America have decided that the Mexicans are wanting too much money to pack in the drugs and there is a drug war. Juarez, across from El Paso, is one of the murder capitals in Mexico now. People are leaving as fast as possible. Tijuana's police are so corrupt that the Mexican national government disarmed them, and when the Mexican government thinks that something is too corrupt, it's either blindingly corrupt or they're not getting their cut.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:. . . when the Mexican government thinks that something is too corrupt, it's either blindingly corrupt or they're not getting their cut.
Sounds like Congress.

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I never liked the fat shiny polyp Chavez. But perhaps he ain't so bad after all.

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Leave it to Slick Willie to start a feud. Comrade Lenika, I was unaware of this "faux pas" although I'm sure that Huggie, as I fondly refer to him, was wrong to be insulted.
He was but a petty dictator....errrr small potatoes...errr...of total insignificance in those days.

Nowadays, he is being courted by Russia and Iran, plus countries needing oil and drugs, of which he has vast resources.
This now makes him a more equal comrade, and henceforth, no one will dare snub him!

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