(exclusive interview with the first U.S. Boat people in Europe)

Comrade Bin Laden has repeatedly been warning about crusaders coming from the United States to the whole world in order to trample down any tender plantlet of progress before it can start to blossom.

Right until yesterday wahid said abdullah aka captain iglo has not been covered by public health insurance, therefore he had still been forced to work in the galley at the age of 75

But what happened yesterday in the Hambourg free-harbor was a U.S. Invasion of the more pleasant kind. Now that after three months man made global warming managed to break the resistance of a progressive multicontinental resistance movement and we are tortured by sunlight and temperatures up to 20° celsius again, several dozens of members of the critical intelligentsia from Berkeley University went all the way over to Europe as boat people. And as we soon had to find out, they were meant to stay here.
The initiator of this political action, 37 year old fifth term student Anthony Butt, Green Party official and former spokesman of the faculty of arts student`s union, spontanously decided to give an exclusive interview to our blog.

Unfortunately it is not possible to identify our interview partner Anthony Butt on this photo, because at the very moment it was being taken he was leaning over the balustrade on the other side.

bluthilde: Dear Comrade Butt, as we heard your common journey was a political action and you`re planning to stay here in Europe permanently. How come this?

A. Butt: Howdy, dude, what you see is the new Mayflower. But it is the progressive edition of the Mayflower. In 1620 there were bible-thumping fundamentalists and reactionaries filled up with bigotry fleeing Europe in order to escape from Enlightenment, to kill the Native Americans and later to attack other countries and steal their oil. But now it`s us, critical americans being aware of the many hardships our country has forced upon the planet and being aware of the fact that it was a grave mistake on part of our so-called forefathers to break up with Europe.

bluthilde: But what about the Obama administration. Doesn`t it provide the opportunity to change Amerikkka? The health care bill offers a great chance to transform the U.S. Society, doesn`t it?

A. Butt: Comrade Obama swore not only to give an interpretation to the world but to enduringly change it, that`s his great historical achievement. It was kind of a test run to Global Revolution as all over the world the critical intelligentsia, the progressive media, humanist enterprisers and the elites managed to write the change into being. It took tremendous efforts, financially and regarding the intenseness of propaganda.
But the resistance of the bourgeois, white-bread and reactionary classes within amerikkka is far from being broken. Amerikkka is not an enlightened country, it was founded by hillbillies and still a majority of the people are hillbillies. There are still dudes running along carrying weapons, there are still homeschoolers and televangelists, and it was less than 6 years ago that the ape Bush was being reelected President by a majority. The reactionists vengeance for socialized medicine will be awful.

New York Harbor: Soon a mass exodus of U.S. Citizens heading for Europe could be taking place here

For many people Obamacare comes too late. Just look at our Captain, who still had to work at sea and to sell his looks for tv commercials at the age of 75 because he had not been covered by health care insurance. In his desperation he looked for cover in religious superstition and therefore converted to Islam. At least he did not have to shave anymore...




bluthilde: The Class enemy will now argue that the U.S.A. would have been founded on the principle of freedom and in objection to European feudalism.

A. Butt: ...and that`s exactly what I call bullshit. The white-bread capitalist usurpation of the word „democracy“ abuses the Enlightenment-bound idea of a constitutional state in order to maintain the ruling classes liberty of exploiting workers, peasants and the environment without being held responsible by the Government, the liberty of spreading sexism, gender discrimination, speciism and necrophobia, the liberty of forcing religious superstition on the people and the liberty of warmongers attacking progressive countries.
In Europe there was enlightened absolutism and there were the Socialist movements that recognized that it is a crime on humanism expecting of people to define their pursuit of happiness for themselves and to pursue it on their own behalf. Only the Government as the total of all people`s knowledge and experience is able to maintain the needful creation of the right consciousness that is the presupposition of discovering man`s real needs.
And therefore the Government has the duty to actively fight false consciousness. Therefore the Government must not allow parents to homeschool their children, therefore the Government must not allow private gun possession, therefore the Government has to repress religion and therefore the Government must keep control over the Economy. It is a manifestation of perversity that the U.S. grant asylum for German homeschoolers while there are human rights being violated at Gitmo.

bluthilde: Amongst many revolutionary parties in Europe there are some objections against foreign workers. How do you want to deal with that?

A. Butt: Did I say anything about working? At first I will continue with my studies. Fortunately in Europe the unity between the working masses and the critical intelligentsia is as strong that no government can get away with hostile acts like student fees for long. And some of my Comrades here will follow the example of Comrade Arno Dübel (a famous social welfare freeloader in Germany). Contrary to the U.S. Europe is not being contaminated by Calvinist working ethics. We share the European progressives` objections against foreign workers, therefore we aspire a future as foreign welfare queens and kings.

Rightly outlawed in Europe, in the U.S. precursors of zionist aggression policy: the Evangelicals

bluthilde: But isn`t it kind of counterproductive to leave the U.S. Right now, as there is still Comrade Obama running the country?

A. Butt: Comrade, the administration Obama needs the support of Comrades from all over the world and the Comrades from ACORN will literally wake up people from death in order to maintain enough votes to keep Dear Leader in office. But we have to be aware of the fact that counter revolution will show all-out effort in order to destroy every kind of progress we already managed to achieve.
Even among our Comrades we have to deal with traitors and zionist agents. More than 30 representatives of the Democratic Party showed obstruction against the health care bill. You would not have this situation here in Europe. Here it is known that it`s the Party that made you run for office, not your conscience. Therefore it`s the Party telling you how to vote. What would have happened to the Party during the fascist period if its representatives would have ignored Moscow`s directives?
In the U.S. there are fascist saboteurs like Glenn Beck or dumb-assed tea-baggers stiring up hatred against the Government and its wisdom. In Europe the headlines about child abuse in churches convinces billions of people of dissociating themselves from religion. In Amerikkka fundamentalist televangelists and talk-radio-hosts are given even more money by misdirected people.
Since abortion is not yet compulsory, us progressives are losing ground on behalf of the religious right and its birth-jihad.
If Obama fails and a creationist, fascist personality like Mike Huckabee or Sarah Palin becomes President, there will be a mass exodus from the U.S.
Billions of Americans will make their way to Europe where there has been free health care since many decades, where you have a 35-hours-working week, free studies, compulsory education, religious freedom not as freedom of, but as freedom from religion and free sexuality instead of puritan bigotry. Hollywood will move their studios to Berlin-Babelsberg and other places where progressive culture workers can perform without objections by reactionary guardians of public morals or other fascist scum and zionist pawns. We are already here, because we did not want to miss our ship.


harrytisch2009
People`s correspondent in the EU and vicinities