...what's the candy?

I'm trying to figure out, what kind of candy does Obama think he is? If he were a candy, what candy would it be?

Zit poppers maybe? I don't know.

He would be the sort of "candy" that would make MOO-chelle's head explode like a caloric apocalypse; the sort of "candy" that would severely rot your teeth while leaving you in a wake of empty promises and false impressions.

Then it's official : Dear Leader's our " Candy Man " !!!!!

Obama is eye candy...
next to Joy Behar.

Obama is brain candy...
next to Barbara Walters.

I suppose you could put sugar on dog poop but I would still not call it candy.

Idunno, komrades... when I think of 'Dэaя Lэadэя' (pbuh) and 'candy,' this is what I come up with:

Could that be distributed under the "Eye Candy for the Blind" [ECB] program?

Comrade Menace: The one on the left looks like Al Gore.

I am amazed that this was not the first candy posted, it seems so obvious to me:


Yes, indeed.

Is gum included? (I hope this image has not been used on The Cube before... I just found it!)


Not for the delicate... same image without the advisory.

Oh come on comrades...this is an obvious no-brainer!

Is the Dear Leader's favorite... whenever he opens his mouth, there's one in there.

Warheads

Krasnodar wrote:Then it's official : Dear Leader's our " Candy Man " !!!!!

The Great Leader is without a doubt the best candy seller in all the Glorious State!

Comrades, you are looking at the quote all wrong. As always, Dear leader speaks in the prog code of the enlightened.

The emphasis of his forward message is not on the eye candy, but rather on the eye candy.

Conjunctivitis could be a sort of sticky eye candy. It also starts with a "C". Dear leader is modeling how to infect the decadent "free" world with progressive values that ooze a gooey puss of equalness and itchy reminders of the omnipotent State. All the while, the Orb on which we spread progress is coated in red.

Message received, loud and clear.

You didn't build that Czar wrote:Dear leader is modeling how to infect the decadent "free" world with progressive values that ooze a gooey puss of equalness and itchy reminders of the omnipotent State.

I just threw up a little when I saw the words "ooze a gooey puss... and itchy reminders".

For some reason it made me think of Moochele.

Ooops. I just did it again.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

You didn't build that Czar wrote:Dear leader is modeling how to infect the decadent "free" world with progressive values that ooze a gooey puss of equalness and itchy reminders of the omnipotent State.

I just threw up a little when I saw the words "ooze a gooey puss... and itchy reminders".

For some reason it made me think of Moochele.

Ooops. I just did it again.

Just think "feedbag" and it will make it all better.

You didn't build that Czar wrote:...progressive values that ooze a gooey puss of equalness and itchy reminders of the omnipotent State...

Comrade YDBA, you have just perfectly described the contents of the Change Bar which I have posted.

I must regret the wrapper of the Change Bar is not red, but that's because the bar itself is... They say compromise is a dirty word...

All this talk of candy reminds me of home... of course, the candy was always being banned for one reason or another.

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Well at least we could always count on sambo being stocked!!

Corporeal Whinny wrote:
Just think "feedbag" and it will make it all better.

I am thinking of the word "feedbag" and I feel much better! Which is amazing, because I am recovering from head trauma (shovel fight or something.. I do not really remember anything beyond getting hit with flat metal object from above). You know what is even more amazing comrade? I do not even know what "feedbag" means! This must demonstrate power of the socialist slogan! See kapitalists? SCIENCE SUPPORTS US!!

SovietPineCone wrote:

Corporeal Whinny wrote:Just think "feedbag" and it will make it all better.

I am thinking of the word "feedbag" and I feel much better! Which is amazing, because I am recovering from head trauma (shovel fight or something.. I do not really remember anything beyond getting hit with flat metal object from above). You know what is even more amazing comrade? I do not even know what "feedbag" means! This must demonstrate power of the socialist slogan! See kapitalists? SCIENCE SUPPORTS US!!

Comrade Cone,

My apologies for assuming all proles understand the power of the feedbag. When Comrade ROCK mentioned: "For some reason it made me think of Moochele.", the first thing that comes to mind is this:


It's OK to eat candy again. MOO-chelle says so.