I stumbled on this tonight, and was so inspired by it I felt a need to share it mimeswipe it and present it here.

6 Reasons North Korea is the Funniest Evil Dictatorship Ever

Just the highlights below. See the link for details.

#6 The Official North Korea Website Appears to be the Work of a Lone Middle School Child

#5 The North Korean Amusement Park Will Horrify Your Children

#4 The Ryugyong Hotel of Unintentional Horror

#3 The Giant Invasion Tunnel That Doesn't Exist

#2 "Welcome, Our Japanese Friends! What Kidnappings? Oh, Those."

#1 They Made Their Own Godzilla Movie... at Gunpoint

Yanno, it had never occurred to me to look up North Korea on the internet.

And here's the Official North Korea website-

https://www.korea-dpr.com

It says we can travel to North Korea.

Welcome to the Korean Friendship Association Travel Webpages.

Up to several times each year, the Korean Friendship Association organizes trips to the DPR of Korea. The KFA gives the chance to know about the country, its people and culture plus attend the biggest extravaganza in the modern era, the Mass Gymnastics ARIRANG performed by more than 100.000 people.

Where do we sign up?

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea must be commended for leading the world by example into the Glorious World of Next Tuesday ™. Dear Leader should immediately show the USSA's deep gratitude to Dear Leader for lobbing a couple of the peoples missiles into the kapitalist enemies.

I denounce the war mongering imperialist dogs of capitalism for rejecting North Korea's gracious gift of those 'artillery shells of peace' which were delivered to that Island.

America, South Korea and Japan's belligerent saber rattling reaction to the shelling was the reason why North Korea had to act preemptively.

This act of capitalist aggression is just another provocation in a series of recent acts starting with the rejection of North Korea's torpedo of peace which was traveling harmlessly in international waters when a South Korea warship deliberately rammed it.

"Last edited by Ivan Betinov on November 24th, 2010, 8:19 am, edited 1 time in total. Fixing Chedoh's terminology with a stroke of the pen before Pinkie fixed it with a stroke of the shovel."

This is what I find disturbing & concerning: that our Comrade Betinov is doing some behind the scene manhandling, personal interrogations and/or Cube scanning/groping. This should be open to all members and visitors and not just a selected few. How do we really know how much investigations we are missing out on? I do not have time to go to the airport everyday for entertainment to feel "safer".

As for our friends & comrades in the North Korea, what is the problem? Lovely Kim Jong-il ( 김정일 金正日) or his son . . . . liittle iL . . . little Jong-iL?, they are caring for the peoples. This is way dear leader is so fond ofhim . . . . them.

Comrades,

Only a partial truth has been revealed. The NKR ship was firing harmless shots into international waters when this island rose from the sea in the path of the shells.

Jumping Neptune!

The men aboard the ship were so terrified, they stopped firing after 25 more rounds!

The island's existence is an act of capitalist aggression. In a desperate attempt to protect themselves from the presence of the island, the peace loving North Koreans sent gifts of fraternal socialist friendship to the abhorrent capitalists.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: Lovely Kim Jong-il ( 김정일 金正日) or his son . . . . liittle iL . . . little Jong-iL?, they are caring for the peoples. This is way dear leader is so fond ofhim . . . . them.

Frau, their last name is like our first name. Kim Jong Un, the son of Kim Jong Il might best be called "Young Un" or "Little Un" as a term of endearment.

Comrades,

Do not forget that in Vietnam they are called " the little dongs" after their unit of currency, which is the "dong".

Comrades,

I do hate ro repeat myself!

Comrade Whoopie wrote:

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: Lovely Kim Jong-il ( 김정일 金正日) or his son . . . . liittle iL . . . little Jong-iL?, they are caring for the peoples. This is way dear leader is so fond ofhim . . . . them.

Frau, their last name is like our first name. Kim Jong Un, the son of Kim Jong Il might best be called "Young Un" or "Little Un" as a term of endearment.

If the last name is Kim, then it would be Herr/Mr. Jong Un Kim and Herr/Mr. Kim Jong Il, so where do you get Young Un, Little Un??!! You are speaking confusions to simply confuse!!! There is no Young, no Un, no Little, no Il, no dung!!! (well, some say they are all dung but they are confused too!!!!) You are on the verge of being denounced for mass confusions!!!

Comrade Tooorisky, you do not need to add to confusions. We have NO dongs, big or little!

I DENOUNCE ALL OF YOU FOR CONFUSIONS!!

I denounce Fraulein Pulloskies simply because I had to read her post explaining confusions twice to make sure I wasn't being confused. Also I haven't denounced anyone in a month or two.

I must denounce you Comarde Colonel with a heavy heart ( as you have not spent your usual time in our glorious gulag of recent. Oh my, a tear!) but I must denounce your denouncement as solely repetitious.

It is good to see you though and I must add that your star is as pointy as always. You are looking in fine shape. (THAT WAS NOT A PUN)

Comrade, I have spent plenty of time in the Gulag O' Joy lately. JUST NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE. More will come later when I have consumed enough vodka to get back in tune with the Current Truth(TM).

Is there such a thing as "enough vodka", loyal comrade??????

Yes. When you have passed out and are physically unable to drink anymore, and your comrades have also passed out, and thus are unable to hook up a vodka IV to you, that is enough vodka.

Comrade Fraulein,

I understand you are just doing your assigned task of denouncing!

From the lack thereof lately, I thought you were asleep at the switch or the duty had been transferred to another high ranking [flunky] commissar or renown.

Glad to see you are still on the job!

Most loyal comrades. I am of much appreciattion of your paying attention to my paying attention or lack there of. I have a generous nature and have not been denouncing as much of late but on hind sight, I see my denouncing is not only needed by missed. So thus Tooorisky, I must denounce you for that lousy eye patch.

Comarde Colonel, you have brought up an interesting dilemma. We should study and consider recruiting un-drinking comrades to make sure there is always someone at the ready to look up that IV of vodka! What a glorious idea, is it not??!
I will speak to Comrade Bravobitch as soon as he awakens!

I can only wonder if our comrades in China will lend mo' money to the USA to buy enough weapons and warplanes as its battleship chugs its way to the Asian seas on foreign oil?

As pavlov's red dog knows, throwing such gifts upon S Korea will only result in a shower of food and other forms of "aid" to N Korea in celebration of a job well done.

MinimeN Korea is doing a great job of representing the new comrade superpower!

Now as a practitioner of the sciences, with a respectful appreciation of how we are destroying our beloved planet, I can say that one thing to admire about our comrades in the Northern Peninsula is their unwavering battle to contain the collectives carbon footprints.If only our motherland could be so efficient......

chicagotrauma wrote:Now as a practitioner of the sciences, with a respectful appreciation of how we are destroying our beloved planet, I can say that one thing to admire about our comrades in the Northern Peninsula is their unwavering battle to contain the collectives carbon footprints....[/attachment]If only our motherland could be so efficient......

ahh, new prole chicagotrauma, I do appreciate your way of thinking and will remind you that dear Leader's goal is to make the USSA as such. Dark. Why, he's been very busy destroying ...taking over... helping the gasoline companies, coal companies, etc., etc., so he can control our intake wasteful ways. I am sure he'll have accomplished much by 2012 (gulp).