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Introducing The People's Current Truth App!

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Life is complicated these days, and there's just so much outrage to absorb your time. You may be like many Americans, and just not sure what you should be outraged about and which side to pick.
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But wait no longer! Simply download the free People's Current Truth App™ and you'll be officially in the know. Whether it's Cecil, Harambe, Bush, or Trump, you'll receive timely updates with clear instructions on…
What to be angry about!

When to feel triggered!
Which side to choose!
When to choose the other side!
How to vent your righteous anger!
Where to go for t-shirts and matching placards!

Soros funding locator!

Progressive social media protest calendaring function!
And more!
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The People's Current Truth App™ requires some permissions
· Location
· Pictures
· Texts
· Social Security number
· Bank account
· Access to all other financial assets
· Access to all social media
· 24/7 tracking and surveillance
· Frontal lobe access
· Block inappropriate reading, viewing, and unapproved historical material
So, what are you waiting for? Know what to think and what to do – download your People's Current Truth App™ today!

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
The People's Current Truth App™ requires some permissions
· Location
· Pictures
· Texts
· Social Security number
· Bank account
· Access to all other financial assets
· Access to all social media
· 24/7 tracking and surveillance
[highlight=#ffff00]· Frontal lobe access[/highlight]
· Block inappropriate reading, viewing, and unapproved historical material
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, I no longer have a frontal lobe, having been through Jiffi-Lobo twice ... or was it thrice? ... I cannot remember ... but it does not matter ... all is well ... but what was I talking about? Oh, yes, how can I obtain this wonderful app without a frontal lobe? Surely not with a photo ID which is racist....

I see it all now! This app is a macroagression against those without frontal lobes! Ableism!

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I hope it is compatible with the operating system on my Obamaphone,!

Saaay, this thing is getting old. When do I get an upgrade? I am entitled dammit!

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Komrade Komissar Blogunov, I have a question. Will I still be able to get my Current Truth the old fashioned way, or will I be required by law to have this? I do not have an obamaphone because I do not like to be distracted when working out in the fields or have the temptation to call numbers in the public bathrooms that promise "kapitalist pleasures". Also, I live in Siberia, and local friends of mine who have obamaphones say that they haven't once gotten a signal on theirs.

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
The People's Current Truth App™ requires some permissions
· Location
· Pictures
· Texts
· Social Security number
· Bank account
· Access to all other financial assets
· Access to all social media
· 24/7 tracking and surveillance
[highlight=#ffff00]· Frontal lobe access[/highlight]
· Block inappropriate reading, viewing, and unapproved historical material
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, I no longer have a frontal lobe, having been through Jiffi-Lobo twice ... or was it thrice? ... I cannot remember ... but it does not matter ... all is well ... but what was I talking about? Oh, yes, how can I obtain this wonderful app without a frontal lobe? Surely not with a photo ID which is racist....

I see it all now! This app is a macroagression against those without frontal lobes! Ableism!
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Comrades Ivan and Stierlitz, all of these problems which were inherited from the Bush administration will be corrected by our benevolent government.
In the meantime, use the People's Current Truth App™ to find out what you will be required to purchase in order to cover all the free services. If your phone can't download the app, just have faith that soon the government will solve all of our problems.
Did you know that just by introducing this app, 3,000,000,000 Americans now have health coverage, free housing, employment, and guaranteed medical degrees?

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Did you know that just by introducing this app, 3,000,000,000 Americans now have health coverage, free housing, employment, and [highlight=#ffff00]guaranteed medical degrees[/highlight]?
Comrades, it finally makes sense...no wonder progressives cannot determine biological differences between a man and a woman....they have App medical degrees. Who would have known?

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... You may be like many Americans ...
Bal'shoye spasiba, al-harrakah, Brother Komissar!
Your glorious visual guidance isn't only for zhe Americans, a Yuropean simpleton (looks up the mirror) also profits!

Exactly! TRUMP is Hitler - Hitler invaded sumptin, too!
Precisely! TRUMP does nuthin - just prods this Tillerosaurus Rex on stage, and makes him parrot: No war! No invasion! Niente! Nada! Zip!

Oh, and poor Harambe...
That heartless zoo-soldatesca!
Were Harambe and Cecil still among us, they could proudly mate (the postmodern way), and thusly push back the mad-gone Climate™!

While at that, does People's Current Truth App™ tell which hat to wear? at any given moment? Pussy? Penis? Hermaphrodite? or Budyonovka?

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RedDiaperette wrote: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, I no longer have a frontal lobe

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but cats do not have a frontal lobe, my dear.

What the Jiffy-Lobo ™ probably removed was the section of your brain that makes you want to catch and eat squirrels.

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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:
RedDiaperette wrote: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, I no longer have a frontal lobe

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but cats do not have a frontal lobe, my dear.

What the Jiffy-Lobo ™ probably removed was the section of your brain that makes you want to catch and eat squirrels.
In that case, requiring access to one's frontal lobe is double discrimination, not merely against Jiffy-Lobo recipients but against all entities without said lobes. So that is speciesism in addition to ableism. We will not even discuss the transphobia against beings who identify as not having same. I would think of many other oppressions ... if I had a frontal lobe.

And for your information, I do not eat squirrels -- unlike some here that I could mention. (Comrade Captain Craptek, do not listen to this fake news about my culinary habits!) Mousies, on the other hand paw, are quite tasty.

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RedDiaperette wrote:... I do not eat squirrels -- unlike some here that I could mention. (Comrade Captain Craptek, do not listen to this fake news about my culinary habits!) Mousies, on the other hand paw, are quite tasty.
small rodents, large rodents... face it, there are economic efficiencies that the kkkapitalists would discuss; but to us, if you are rationed only one beet to feed your collective , choose the bigger beet...

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Does it have rioting protest calendaring abilities? I wish to share my right to lash out with righteous indignation to friends, associates and various Soros funded organizations.

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Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:Does it have rioting protest calendaring abilities? I wish to share my right to lash out with righteous indignation to friends, associates and various Soros funded organizations.
Great idea, Comrade Misha! Using Soviet Era technology via Laika, three more features have been added to the upgraded version. Check the original ad.

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BUG REPORT:

When I select the "T-Shirt and Placard Locator" function, it directs me to the nearest Kapitalist clothing barn. It never directs me to a Store 86 branch. I suspect this may be because the clothing finder code was redistributed from Mapquest and not KubeMaps, the Party's new online satellite map system.


BUG REPORT #2:

When I select the "Find Funding" function, it tells me to go to a bank, knock the teller out with a hammer, and use a sickle to slit his throat while I pilfer the funds. This is with the "Lawful" option switched on, with it switched off it tells me to go to the Mint with a tommy gun. I think this may be because of an old version of the Party's "Fund-Find" booklet, these methods were taken out with the publication of Fund-Find edition 3 in 2010.

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Dear Komrad Stierlitz,
Thank you for to bring this to our attention. We are sorry you experienced troublesome with our app. We spare no effort to rectify difficultness. Bugs and other problem to be fixed prompty.
Regards,
People's Service Department

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But- we cannot squash the bugs! They are living things and have more of a right to live then us murderous humans. We must keep this app in such a state and not fix despite what the People say. For every bug that we squash, two fetuses shall be aborted in sacrifice.

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New update available for People's Current Truth App™

  • T Shirt and Placard Locator function now synchs with KubeMaps and all Party approved People's Dry Goods Stores
  • Soros Funding Locator now updated to include Obama Stash option
  • Social Media Protest Calendaring function now has random chant generator
  • Auto Block now denies access to Trump tweets, negative coverage of Islam, FOX News, and Diamond and Silk YouTube videos
  • Removes from data base any reference to bug issues with previous versions (there never were any flaws with a Party approved app, anyway, right, Comrade?)

Update downloads are mandatory. We will know who did and who didn't comply.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:New update available for People's Current Truth App™

  • T Shirt and Placard Locator function now synchs with KubeMaps and all Party approved People's Dry Goods Stores
  • Soros Funding Locator now updated to include Obama Stash option
  • Social Media Protest Calendaring function now has random chant generator
  • Auto Block now denies access to Trump tweets, negative coverage of Islam, FOX News, and Diamond and Silk YouTube videos
  • Removes from data base any reference to bug issues with previous versions (there never were any flaws with a Party approved app, anyway, right, Comrade?)

    Update downloads are mandatory. We will know who did and who didn't comply.
Ah, these features seem wonderful, comrade! Unfortunately, I need to trek a whole eight of a mile to the nearest public library to get Wi-Fi. We demand that the government provide free high-speed Wi-Fi to every area in the country. How long have I sat in by the vile imperialist sides of my family in rural <REDACTED> and listened to them drown on and on about Bush (spit!) and his "Great Patriotic War" while I sheltered myself in the embrace of furry pornographic videos I had saved- eight hours is not enough! *Inhales "medical" Marijuana to calm myself down from the minute of hate*I would also suggest a "like button" and a dislike one. It should just be a stub of an arm to not discriminate against those who are trans-abled. The dislike button could be used to identify thot-criminals who dare have opinions against party propaganda. (No, seriously. This website really needs a like button, but you have gone a decade without it. I'm really becoming an entitled youth. Darn it.)

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New update available for People's Current Truth App™

  • New auto-Like button for all Party slogans and comments by His Equalness, Red Square
  • New frontal lobe brain cell activity detector to find and delete non-approved thoughts and other viruses

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:New update available for People's Current Truth App™

  • New auto-Like button for all Party slogans and comments by His Equalness, Red Square
  • New frontal lobe brain cell activity detector to find and delete non-approved thoughts and other viruses
Still biased against those who have no frontal lobes, I see. Tsk.

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:New update available for People's Current Truth App™

  • New auto-Like button for all Party slogans and comments by His Equalness, Red Square
  • New frontal lobe brain cell activity detector to find and delete non-approved thoughts and other viruses
Still biased against those who have no frontal lobes, I see. Tsk.
Trump is undoubtedly a lobist, and he's probably controlled by all those lobists that swarm around DC, but there is no lobism on the Cube. By logging into your latest version of the People's Current Truth App™, you will discover that cats DO have frontal lobes!
By Darwin, the Party takes such excellent care of our furry comrades and makes sure all frontal lobes are equally distributed. Is there anything His Equalness cannot do?

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
RedDiaperette wrote: Still biased against those who have no frontal lobes, I see. Tsk.
Trump is undoubtedly a lobist, and he's probably controlled by all those lobists that swarm around DC, but there is no lobism on the Cube. By logging into your latest version of the People's Current Truth App™, you will discover that cats DO have frontal lobes!
By Darwin, the Party takes such excellent care of our furry comrades and makes sure all frontal lobes are equally distributed. Is there anything His Equalness cannot do?
If the Party says I have a frontal lobe, then I have a frontal lobe. If the Party says I do NOT have a frontal lobe, then I do not. If the Party says different things on different days, as has happened here, the Current Truth™ is all that matters. (Except whiskers. Whiskers matter!*) It is all part of the wonderful world of lobo-cranial fluidity.

* Come to think of it, "Whiskers matter!" is such a powerful slogan that I will immediately have 500 signs made up and advertise for gather together outraged protesters to carry them.

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:New update available for People's Current Truth App™

  • New auto-Like button for all Party slogans and comments by His Equalness, Red Square
  • New frontal lobe brain cell activity detector to find and delete non-approved thoughts and other viruses
Still biased against those who have no frontal lobes, I see. Tsk.

Komrade Diaperette, I suggest that you stop complaining about the Party's decisions, go down to jiffy-lobo, hand them your obamacare card, and have them install a frontal lobe for you. They've been offering frontal lobes for over 5 years, at this point there is no reason or excuse for you not to have a frontal lobe.

And don't blame Komrade Blogunov for the bias against frontal lobes, blame Bush for the bias. Get with the program, or get on that short train to Siberia and get reeducated.

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By Golly, I mean, by Lenin! Downloaded, and, turns out, there is also a neat hidden feature!
Shake the thingy a little, and - pop! - there appears a Schwarzwälder Kuckucksuhr, and a tiny Goracle jumps out (as Kuckuck): Earth Day! Earth Day! Earth Day!

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:By Golly, I mean, by Lenin! Downloaded, and, turns out, there is also a neat hidden feature!
Shake the thingy a little, and - pop! - there appears a Schwarzwälder Kuckucksuhr, and a tiny Goracle jumps out (as Kuckuck): Earth Day! Earth Day! Earth Day!
Well done, Kamerad Genosse (making sure I've covered my bases)! There are all kinds of hidden Earth Day features:
  • 10 ways we're destroying the planet
  • 10 reasons we have 10 years to save the planet
  • Carbon footprint calculator
  • Guiltometer
  • Where to find a shovel at the nearest dry goods store

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Image Amazing App
By Major Vitnopants on April 4, 2017
Format: The Peoples Phone | Verified Purchase


What can I say about this app that the title "Amazing App" doesn't say? I used to just lay around my parents basement playing video games and masturbating until I stumbled on this curious app. At first I just browsed the Che, Mao and Fidel shirts and then I found the calendar, social functions and then the "choose a side" in-app game. Amazing!!!! For years I have been confused about “if banning guns could save the life of just one child…” and “is abortion the killing of a child?” The app told me exactly what to think so I filled up my empty wine bottle with gasoline and soap shavings, lit it on fire and burned down the corner QT convenience store. Wow, do I feel great!!!!

This app has helped me make so many friends that need my wine bottle incendiary devices. Hah, I don't really know what they look like what with the hoodies and masks, but the 30 of us hang out together all the time and travel to exotic places like Ferguson, Baltimore, Oakland and lately we kicked an old couple out of their apartment near the University of Berkeley and moved our stuff in. I'm important, influential and have hundreds of followers now all because of the The Peoples Current Truth App.

The app even told me what to type in this review. AMAZING!!!!

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Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:Image Amazing App
By Major Vitnopants on April 4, 2017
Format: The Peoples Phone | Verified Purchase


What can I say about this app that the title "Amazing App" doesn't say? I used to just lay around my parents basement playing video games and masturbating until I stumbled on this curious app. At first I just browsed the Che, Mao and Fidel shirts and then I found the calendar, social functions and then the "choose a side" in-app game. Amazing!!!! For years I have been confused about “if banning guns could save the life of just one child…” and “is abortion the killing of a child?” The app told me exactly what to think so I filled up my empty wine bottle with gasoline and soap shavings, lit it on fire and burned down the corner QT convenience store. Wow, do I feel great!!!!

This app has helped me make so many friends that need my wine bottle incendiary devices. Hah, I don't really know what they look like what with the hoodies and masks, but the 30 of us hang out together all the time and travel to exotic places like Ferguson, Baltimore, Oakland and lately we kicked an old couple out of their apartment near the University of Berkeley and moved our stuff in. I'm important, influential and have hundreds of followers now all because of the The Peoples Current Truth App.

The app even told me what to type in this review. AMAZING!!!!
Thanks, Vitnopants. The Party approved endorsements keep pouring in! You, too, could be one of millions of satisfied customers. Download today!

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[color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] was dissembling a small amount when he wrote:I hope it is compatible with the operating system on my Obamaphone,!

Saaay, this thing is getting old. When do I get an upgrade? I am entitled dammit!

Ivan... you know damn well the operating system on the Obama issued Nexus 6P mobile phone is compatible with the new Current Truth App™!

(Also... you left your phone at Debbie Wasserman Schultz's house again. I'll drop it off at Tractor Barn #2 for you.)

Buh Bye...
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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:By Golly, I mean, by Lenin! Downloaded, and, turns out, there is also a neat hidden feature!
Shake the thingy a little, and - pop! - there appears a Schwarzwälder Kuckucksuhr, and a tiny Goracle jumps out (as Kuckuck): Earth Day! Earth Day! Earth Day!
Well done, Kamerad Genosse (making sure I've covered my bases)! There are all kinds of hidden Earth Day features:
  • 10 ways we're destroying the planet
  • 10 reasons we have 10 years to save the planet
  • Carbon footprint calculator
  • Guiltometer
  • [highlight=#ffff00]Where to find a shovel at the nearest dry goods store[/highlight]

Komrade Blogunov, you should know by now that it is proper Party-approved etiquette to redistribute a shovel from another Komrade if you don't have one. Plus, any komrade over 5 knows that you can get a shovel free at any Party chapter or bureau. In fact, I have a leaked cable from an anonymous source that the party's going to be banning Dry Goods shovels pretty soon. Why they're going to, it doesn't say, but they're going to be doing it pretty soon.

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Comrade Putout wrote:
[color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] was dissembling a small amount when he wrote:I hope it is compatible with the operating system on my Obamaphone,!

Saaay, this thing is getting old. When do I get an upgrade? I am entitled dammit!

Ivan... you know damn well the operating system on the Obama issued Nexus 6P mobile phone is compatible with the new Current Truth App™!

(Also... you left your phone at Debbie Wasserman Schultz's house again. I'll drop it off at Tractor Barn #2 for you.)

Buh Bye...
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IVAN! Stop using those Kapitalist sources of pornography and switch to Kooky Komrades, the Party-approved source and production house of pornography! KK is the only source of shovel porn, kollektive farm porn, and mining porn. Plus, when you install it, not only does it block all other porn apps for your own convenience, it also monitors your watching habits and sends a team of Stasi over to your apartment block if you watch more than your fair share. And for every single movie viewed, a Gulag prisoner gets a beating! Also, you have to watch a Kubist reeducation film before and after each movie. What could be more progressive than that!?

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Komrade Blogunov, you should know by now that it is proper Party-approved etiquette to redistribute a shovel from another Komrade if you don't have one. Plus, any komrade over 5 knows that you can get a shovel free at any Party chapter or bureau. In fact, I have a leaked cable from an anonymous source that the party's going to be banning Dry Goods shovels pretty soon. Why they're going to, it doesn't say, but they're going to be doing it pretty soon.
The app is for the People, all people, regardless of their equality in life. While you and I know where to find a shovel, or even order others to find their own shovels, there are new comrades stepping onto the railroad platform for the first time that don't have a clue. We have college students show up at the GULAG every day with the starry eyed "maybe-we'll-be-the-ones-to-make-this-work" gleam in their eyes, and their mothers are not available to help them find shovels. This feature was made with them in mind.
Just upgrade to the "Комиссар" level, and the app changes from a shovel finder to a prole finder. Which reminds me, I need some proles to get to work on their hands and knees sweeping dust away from my 75' statue outside my humble dacha.

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Hans Olo wrote:Ah, these features seem wonderful, comrade! Unfortunately, I need to trek a whole eight of a mile to the nearest public library to get Wi-Fi. We demand that the government provide free high-speed Wi-Fi to every area in the country. How long have I sat in by the vile imperialist sides of my family in rural <REDACTED> and listened to them drown on and on about Bush (spit!) and his "Great Patriotic War" while I sheltered myself in the embrace of furry pornographic videos I had saved- eight hours is not enough! *Inhales "medical" Marijuana to calm myself down from the minute of hate*I would also suggest a "like button" and a dislike one. It should just be a stub of an arm to not discriminate against those who are trans-abled. The dislike button could be used to identify thot-criminals who dare have opinions against party propaganda. (No, seriously. This website really needs a like button, but you have gone a decade without it. I'm really becoming an entitled youth. Darn it.)


You need to demand the government give you one of these peddle powered Wi-Fi providers (the government is always thinking of ways to make us healthy and fit).............................


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You will be able to sit right in your imperialist family's yard in rural <REDACTED> and laugh as they prattle on with their capitalist hero worship. You might want to lay off the medical marijuana while peddling as you might be a bit too euphoric to achieve the speed you need for good Wi-Fi connection.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:Image Amazing App
By Major Vitnopants on April 4, 2017
Format: The Peoples Phone | Verified Purchase


What can I say about this app that the title "Amazing App" doesn't say? I used to just lay around my parents basement playing video games and masturbating until I stumbled on this curious app. At first I just browsed the Che, Mao and Fidel shirts and then I found the calendar, social functions and then the "choose a side" in-app game. Amazing!!!! For years I have been confused about “if banning guns could save the life of just one child…” and “is abortion the killing of a child?” The app told me exactly what to think so I filled up my empty wine bottle with gasoline and soap shavings, lit it on fire and burned down the corner QT convenience store. Wow, do I feel great!!!!

This app has helped me make so many friends that need my wine bottle incendiary devices. Hah, I don't really know what they look like what with the hoodies and masks, but the 30 of us hang out together all the time and travel to exotic places like Ferguson, Baltimore, Oakland and lately we kicked an old couple out of their apartment near the University of Berkeley and moved our stuff in. I'm important, influential and have hundreds of followers now all because of the The Peoples Current Truth App.

The app even told me what to type in this review. AMAZING!!!!
Thanks, Vitnopants. The Party approved endorsements keep pouring in! You, too, could be one of millions of satisfied customers. Download today!


I want to give my testimonial of the People's Current Truth App - I LOVE IT!!!

I couldn't believe how easy it was to install especially for the technology challenged person such as myself. I simply put ALL my personal information in, pressed the ACCEPT button and......

BADA BING, BADA BOOM

my app was installed! Easy peasy.

If you've been around as long as I have and have seen it all, it becomes harder and harder to find things to trigger and offend me so that I can take to my 'offended couch'. With this app I go right to the 'Get Triggered' tab and within minutes, I'm on my couch!

I give the People's Current Truth App the highest rating on whatever scale we are using.

Highly Reccommended

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:I want to give my testimonial of the People's Current Truth App - I LOVE IT!!!

I couldn't believe how easy it was to install especially for the technology challenged person such as myself. I simply pull ALL my personal information in, pressed the ACCEPT button and......

BADA BING, BADA BOOM

my app was installed! Easy peasy.

If you've been around as long as I have and have seen it all, it becomes harder and harder to find things to trigger and offend me so that I can take to my 'offended couch'. With this app I go right to the 'Get Triggered' tab and within minutes, I'm on my couch!

I give the People's Current Truth App the highest rating on whatever scale we are using.

Highly Reccommended
Extensive marketing research with thousands of interviews with customers just like you has shown that all Party approved products get 5 stars with 100% satisfaction.
Now you too can be like Clara who just wasn't satisfied until she found things to be dissatisfied about. With the People's Current Truth App™ progressives of all ages can join the ranks of angry, discontent, emotionally provoked, and incoherently raging social justice warriors. Now, what are you waiting for? Download the app, go out there, and make a difference!

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Comrade Putout wrote:
[color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] was dissembling a small amount when he wrote:I hope it is compatible with the operating system on my Obamaphone,!

Saaay, this thing is getting old. When do I get an upgrade? I am entitled dammit!

Ivan... you know damn well the operating system on the Obama issued Nexus 6P mobile phone is compatible with the new Current Truth App™!

(Also... you left your phone at Debbie Wasserman Schultz's house again. I'll drop it off at Tractor Barn #2 for you.)

Buh Bye...
.

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If it keeps turning up, I can't claim it on theft insurance. Put that down, you don't know where it's been, and go wash your hands....thanks

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THIS JUST IN! The People's Current Truth App™ now includes instructional videos to help you get the most out of those "making a statement" moments. [highlight=#ffff00]Watch[/highlight], [highlight=#ffff00]replay[/highlight], and [highlight=#ffff00]watch[/highlight] again so you can maximize the effectiveness of [highlight=#ffff00]shrieks[/highlight], [highlight=#ffff00]grunts[/highlight], and [highlight=#ffff00]growls[/highlight] as you engage and shout shut down an opposing point of view with [highlight=#ffff00]rhetoric[/highlight], stinging [highlight=#ffff00]wit[/highlight], and cogent [highlight=#ffff00]reasoning[/highlight]. No comrade should be without this most equal and important feature.

But don't take my word for it, see for yourself how a [highlight=#ffff00]comrade just like you[/highlight] is [highlight=#ffff00]saving America from Trump[/highlight] supporters, and [highlight=#ffff00]making a difference[/highlight]!

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:THIS JUST IN! The People's Current Truth App™ now includes instructional videos to help you get the most out of those "making a statement" moments ...
By Stalin's boots, THAT'S what we have been waiting for!


And freshly added to TPC Truth App™ Instructional Videos
(to "get the most out of 'making a statement' moments") :

Full Metal Packet Boy :

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(+ the glorious self-configuration fight of our Truth App™ to get Packet Boy presented to masses!)

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Speak power to truth - there's a crazy crackpot commie app for that!

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NEW to the People's Current Truth App! Download the latest version from our North Korean server, and you'll get the Anonymous Tip Hotline, the new feature everybody's talking about! Do you have evidence of Trump's collusion with Russia? Even hearsay or a vague feeling that it has to be true anyway? Then activate the app and call in your anonymous tip and know that you've made a difference! Join the the [highlight=#ffff00]c[/highlight][highlight=#ffff00]rème de la crème[/highlight] of [highlight=#ffff00]social justice warriors[/highlight] - the [highlight=#ffff00]Anonymous Source[/highlight], and you'll be the envy of progressives everywhere, even those who walk out of graduation ceremonies where the vice-president is speaking. Do your part and resist!


 
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