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IRSS prepares to field Light Infantry Brigade

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Dear Comrades,

The Commanding Officer of the Internal Revenue Security Services, Comrade General Daniel Werfel, has announced that Basic Training has been completed for the IRSS' new Light Infantry Brigade, which will assist the State in the enforcement of social order and protection of the Revolution.

The IRSS formed this new Brigade from its old Criminal Investigation Division, and the Special Agents assigned to this division will now have similar standing to the Special Agents of the Federal Bureau of Internal Investigation. Recently,Comrade General Robert Mueller of the Supreme Directorate of the FBI likened their recent activities with the IRSS as an internal matter, showing the level of equality and cooperation between the two State organs.

Comrades, only Socialism can provide such unanimity and harmony between government bureaucracies! The IRSS and the FBII are working together for the protection and betterment of all the workers and peasants of the USSA, who depend on their loyal service for our defense.

The new Brigade, once properly fielded in the struggle against Capitalism and non-conformists who resist the State collectivization plans, will soon show the reactionaries that the State shall not be opposed in it implementation of the Dictatorship of the Proletariat! The IRSS will be armed with the laws and weapons necessary to put down any insurrection against the directives of the White Fortress, and our glorious Progress will continue Forward!

The IRSS loyally serves the State in the enforcement of collectivization! The workers and peasants of the USSA salute the Heroes of the IRSS Light Infantry Brigade!


Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

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My apologies, Comrades, for the missing link in the first release. Please delete all previous versions and forget that you ever saw them, otherwise you may find yourself receiving a smaller apartment.

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A photo of the new IRSS Brigade, Obamacare Enforcement Division, in training.


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IRSS is your friend!

Oh this is good news indeed! I can sleep safely now, considering the People's collective-money will be well-protected by IRSS from kapitalist thugs!

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All well and good, comrades...but where is my EBT payment? (and my extra beet) I'm still waiting!

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Internal Revenue Security Service: auditing the conservative enemy since 2008

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THE 2014 MIDTERM ELECTIONS ARE COMING!
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ENLIST IN THE IRSS LIGHT INFANTRY TODAY!


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'Subvet' sounds like a PTSD-addled ex-military type. You cannot be trusted with firearms because of your previous experience in using them against the Proletariat of other nations. The IRSS only recruits from properly indoctrinated college students who know that the true enemies of Socialism lie within our borders and are willing to take up the heroic struggle for progress in exchange for the significant-but-fair benefits packaged which the State offers them.

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Subvet - Your posting to The People's Cube/NSA has made physically "signing up" unnecessary.

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Comrade Subvet, the IRSS Light Brigade, Submarine Division has not yet been established.

But it's clearly an idea whose time has come.

Perhaps you should lead it? After all, many cities in the USSA are on various waterways, and what better way for the IRSS Light Brigade to sneak up on unsuspecting subjects arrive at their destinations than via submarine?

Comrade - FORWARD!

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We could use a Subvet to explain to The Annointed One that "ships that go underwater" are also called "sunk," and that what we need are boats.

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With laser-like precision Comarde Nomenklatura-climber has pointed out a potential problem even I was unaware of. Who knows when PTSD will rear it's head and I begin spouting off thoughtcrime?

Therefore with all humility and for the good of the Proletariat I will not seek enlistment in the IRSS. However I will attempt to open a Chestnut Tree Cafe franchise at the nearest training facility for that organization, seeking to provide approved propaganda for the masses.

Come by for the grand opening, the first round of Victory Gin is on me.

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Most excellent, Comrade Vet - but, tell me - is that Beet Victory Gin?


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Only the finest clientele would be drawn to an establishment with the inviting name of "Chestnut Tree Cafe." It invokes those homespun images of chests, and nuts, both of which are vital to the collective.
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Indeed, Comrade Marx, I concur - a most equally splendid name for a no doubt fully equal eatery/drinkery!

But will they take Obamacard™?

And will Cubists get a discount?

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Indeed, Comrade Marx, I concur - a most equally splendid name for a no doubt fully equal eatery/drinkery!

But will they take Obamacard™?

And will Cubists get a discount?

Comrade ROCK,

As self anointed and official "Defender of The People's Nuts" I say, free beet vodka for all! It's on The People's EBT card.


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Just mention "FREE" ______________ < insert trinket here.) with training at any tea-bagger rally.
The ranks will be filled in no time.

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Perhaps a "FREE" hat?


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Comrades - an army must be physically as well as mentally fit!

Here our glorious leader, Red Square, leads a group of new recruits in calisthenics. His flawlessly executed dual-ball clean and jerk is textbook perfect!

        Mystery item No. 1

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a comment about them being his, cleaning and jerking as fast and as much as he wants is somehow as oddly inappropriate as it is appropriate...

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Comrade Putout, I believe that your photo was taken before our Comrade People's Director left Siberia and before Mrs. People's Director Larissa had put him on a healthy diet of beets, potatoes, and - most importantly - good beet vodka.

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Oh dear. It seems our IRSS Light Infantry Brigade In Training is getting a little out of hand - 7 dead and 30 wounded so far this weekend in glorious Chicagostan!

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Don't fret (clever guitar reference) Comrade ROCK. They will do better next weekend.


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KOMRADES!!!

I frankly find the arming of a Waffen IRSS Brigade with Nasty Black Assault Rifles entirely superfluous. With the full implementation of Obamacare and the Complete Circles of Life program -- with the mandatory insertion of a Complete Circles of Life™ Bio-Chip™ we will not require vast sums of ammuntion launched from these firearms.

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READ: [highlight=#ffff00]https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obamacare-breakthru-complete-circles-of-life-bio-chip-t5843.html
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(Apparently, some of you have MISSED your REQUIRED reading assignments since you have forgotten this most Progressive Medical Science Breakthrough!)

Upon implementation in the next Fiscal Year, these Bio-Chips may be activated by a secret FISA court order from a secret NSA location in Utah as required -- the only thing our Waffen IRSS Troopen shall require are SHOVELS!

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FORWARD!!!


 
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